don’t forget to collect your heart!

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1. Sir_Mister on January 14th, 2012 12:59 am
   

   Link should consider going into surgery.
2. Korotini_Notlad on January 14th, 2012 1:01 am
   

   Huh…..you would think Navi would have more to say about that,,,,,,
3. NotB0b on January 14th, 2012 1:05 am
   

   Hmm. I thought he was about to get all Dothraki on that boss.
4. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 14th, 2012 1:07 am
   

   ROUND TWO
   <img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/262/5/6/Morpha_by_Eenuh.png&quot; alt="some_text"/>
5. MeatyMcSausage on January 14th, 2012 1:09 am
   

   "Heart pun"
6. Alpar on January 14th, 2012 1:18 am
   

   Wow… Link should show some more respect for the dead.

   In fact, for him to do something like that, it was pretty…
   *shades*
   …heartless.

   YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
7. Lord_Science on January 14th, 2012 1:19 am
   

   The arms, they grow.
8. invadingduck on January 14th, 2012 1:22 am
   

   *axe smashes through locked door*

   "Heeeeeeeeere's Navi!"
9. Seanhl on January 14th, 2012 1:27 am
   

   link is scarred for life, but now he knows he can get two hearts per boss now, so it works out
10. ChaosController on January 14th, 2012 1:31 am
    

    Woah:
    http://www.halolz.com/2011/10/11/links-hearts/

    deja vu.

    ( Psst, how do I embed links into text? And so I don't have to ask later, how do I embed photos? )
11. Skrist on January 14th, 2012 1:42 am
    

    You forgot the monotone droning.
12. Skrist on January 14th, 2012 1:44 am
    

    Why is the Wind Waker Link with Navi anyways? He does not have sleeves as a kid and his adult form is not that short…
    Of course, I'm just using those as excusing to avoid the fact that Link is a carnivorous raving mass murderer. The last thing you want to do is piss off a silent cereal killer.
13. VyseRogueKing on January 14th, 2012 1:44 am
    

    There are worse methods of increasing your life meter. For instance in No More Heroes you have to EXERCISE! *shudder*
14. KZN02 on January 14th, 2012 1:57 am
    

    Makes me wonder if there's blood types in the Zelda universe.
15. AManWithACloak on January 14th, 2012 1:58 am
    

    And that is how the pros beat the game in less than 5 hours.
16. The AntiVillain on January 14th, 2012 3:09 am
    

    doubling the rate i expand my hearts
    ganondorf is going to be my bitch
17. ChaosController on January 14th, 2012 3:10 am
    

    Actually, now that I look at it, Navi was watching the whole time, could have said something at anytime, but waits unti AFTER Link was traumatized to say that he grabbed the wrong heart…

    THAT NAVI IS A TROLL!!
18. sonicsmash2 on January 14th, 2012 3:15 am
    

    <img src=http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/Images/Zelda.jpg>
19. Comire on January 14th, 2012 5:45 am
    

    The Legend of Zelda: Trauma Centre.
20. AngelAreku on January 14th, 2012 7:00 am
    

    <img src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/307201_2355658926283_1094517012_2757975_1712539163_n.jpg"&gt;

    Obligatory? …I haven't seen Chris in a bit, so I'm not sure if this is too old-hat.
21. PortalMan118 on January 14th, 2012 9:09 am
    

    HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

    ….and mabye your bosses, but you don't have to.
22. SirNumel on January 14th, 2012 10:22 am
    

    And that, my friends, it what we call a twofer.
23. Mindlessinvalid on January 14th, 2012 10:48 am
    

    This reminds me of when I played Exalted with my buddies….

    We had an Abyssal (The equivalent of an undead demigod) who was both a martial artist and a necrosurgeon (I'm going to sew dead things to living things and other dead things to make them better) who was batshit insane. We found a place where a gruesome battle took place and he started rolling around in the blood while chewing on a severed hand.

    I made the mistake of reminding my friend that his character was a necrosurgeon and we had someone who could summon a portable workstation.

    He gave himself extra health levels by surgically implanting two more hearts into himself then stitched two dead arms to his shoulders and made a third into a puppet arm that would increase the range of his martial arts attacks (beating someone to death with a fully articulated severed arm that he controlled with stitches that he set into the tendons)

    I think Link needs to go back to college and learn this stuff.
24. TheInsaneWombat on January 14th, 2012 10:53 am
    

    Don't forget to use proper capitalization!

    (That means you, Shawn.)
25. Hyze on January 14th, 2012 12:10 pm
    

    You know I always wondered why Link could never return the feelings of all the girls that chased after him.
    He's got a heart for each of them after all.
26. Chimental on January 14th, 2012 1:20 pm
    

    He would then make the same mistake at Mr. Poe's house…
27. Marzen on January 14th, 2012 2:47 pm
    

    Doesn't seem like Link has the heart for this kinda job.
28. Doctor Rover on January 14th, 2012 11:01 pm
    

    AND NOW HE CAN GET TWO FOR EVERY BOSS.

    Except for the Floating Stone man, that's gonna be hard to get two from him.
29. GuestGuy on January 24th, 2012 2:52 pm
    

    The first four panels alone were the funniest bit.

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