Ash, are you really only ten years old?

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1. Chimental on December 30th, 2011 6:46 pm
   

   "You're impossibly fast. As if you've pressed 'B' your entire life. And strong. Your skin is… the same shade throughout all seasons. Your eyes suddenly change… and sometimes you speak like -- like you have a different voice actor. You never eat or drink anything; you never change your clothes. How old are you?"

   "Ten."

   "How long have you been ten?"

   "…a while."

   "I know what you are."

   "Say it… out loud. Say it."

   "Pokemon trainer."
2. Squeek spplmj on December 30th, 2011 6:51 pm
   

   Wrong! Ash is 11

   In the Pikachu short from the 3rd movie, Ash actually has a party to celebrate the fact that its been a whole year since he first met Pikachu,
3. BasketGT on December 30th, 2011 6:56 pm
   

   It's a simple explanation. He is as timeless as the Pokemon series.
4. EliminatorZigma on December 30th, 2011 6:59 pm
   

   I was going to point out how calm she looks with her head exploding, but then I realized that's probably the most accurate expression when your brain is being torn to shreds by improbable logic.
5. Alpar on December 30th, 2011 7:09 pm
   

   Iris used Explosion!
6. MorningMoon on December 30th, 2011 7:09 pm
   

   Don't even ask about Pikachu's level.
7. BlurrySandwich on December 30th, 2011 7:10 pm
   

   What is the big deal with how old he is? Ash is 10 years old because the show is meant for 10-year-old kids. (Although you can never be too old for pokeomon). The show would lose it's child-like wonder if Ash grew up.
8. AngelAreku on December 30th, 2011 7:15 pm
   

   I think Pokemon is a pretty cool guy. Eh defies logic and doesnt afraid of anything.
9. TomQuoVadis on December 30th, 2011 7:20 pm
   

   Bart Simpson has him beat.
10. Immortal_Mook on December 30th, 2011 7:21 pm
    

    He swallowed an Everstone.
11. NotB0b on December 30th, 2011 7:28 pm
    

    Obligatory, Are you a boy or a girl.
12. pokemon_girl on December 30th, 2011 7:41 pm
    

    They need to make a hardcore Pokemon anime like some of the manga for us who grew up with it, still love it, but hate the stupid ten year old jokes, and the fact that no one learns ANYTHING!
13. The AntiVillain on December 30th, 2011 7:41 pm
    

    ash is part timelord
14. SuperPinkiePie on December 30th, 2011 8:00 pm
    

    I really hope he's taken his mother's advice and changed his underwear.
15. Skrist on December 30th, 2011 8:31 pm
    

    I know what you stole Ash, and you probably should return it.
    <img src="http://zs.ffshrine.org/album/ocarina-of-time/art/oot-ocarina.jpg"&gt;
16. C__F on December 30th, 2011 8:31 pm
    

    So, how old does that make Gary?
17. John_Know_Doe on December 30th, 2011 8:39 pm
    

    he must of been -4 when he started traveling
18. MasterLuigi452 on December 30th, 2011 9:05 pm
    

    Fuck math.
    Simple.
19. tinichu on December 30th, 2011 9:17 pm
    

    Overcome the impossible and kick reason to the curb!
20. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 30th, 2011 9:46 pm
    

    Ash debunks everything I study for…
21. ibbolia on December 30th, 2011 10:20 pm
    

    I think…and follow me on this one…Ash is a figment of Pikachu's imagination. The entirety of the show is a coping mechanism of the only human level intelligence Pokemon in existence as he deals with Professor Oak's experiments.
22. PortalMan118 on December 30th, 2011 10:20 pm
    

    and Brock is still a massive pervert.
23. WheelMan1337 on December 30th, 2011 11:43 pm
    

    Creepiest poker face ever…
    I can forget about sleeping tonight. ._.'
24. TheSpaceCore on December 30th, 2011 11:46 pm
    

    Cave Johnson here! So, lab boys have been experimenting with time manipulation on lab mice. Turns out time manipulation turns mice yellow, and big, and cause massive discharges of static electricity. Didn't see that one coming. Egg heads tell me it's not a good idea to keep a time distorting rodent around all our other experiments, so we've sealed the little guy up in a patented Aperture monster capsule and shipped him off to another lab FAAAAR away from here. It was a hell of a struggle getting him in there, I'll tell you what. But what's important is that dangerous creature is out of our hands and Aperture won't face any lawsuits for his creation. Remember, it's not our problem!
    Cave Johnson, we're done here.
25. Ovahdrive on December 31st, 2011 12:05 am
    

    This is made in Japan right? Where 29-year olds are often portrayed as 8 year olds, and vice versa? I see no problem here.
26. Zyxx on December 31st, 2011 12:08 am
    

    My theory was always that Ash has been severely electrocuted so often -- not to mention burned, frozen, lacerated and actually killed at least twice -- that his glands don't function properly anymore.
27. CriticalQuit on December 31st, 2011 12:48 am
    

    At least he's not a 100 year old virgin.
28. dope92 on December 31st, 2011 3:41 am
    

    rel="nofollow">i would make a skyrim joke about him not aging past 10 but….
29. Drake148 on December 31st, 2011 9:55 am
    

    mmmmm… Ash not aging has only one meaning… he has FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!!
30. TheInsaneWombat on December 31st, 2011 10:44 am
    

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    This guy has been one for over a decade.
31. AuraGuyChris on December 31st, 2011 12:55 pm
    

    You're all wrong.

    The Pokemon world is a massive hell hole of anti-aging people.
32. penguindude42 on December 31st, 2011 4:03 pm
    

    HAPPY MASK SALESMAN:
    Totally not a rapist.
33. pokemon_girl on December 31st, 2011 7:34 pm
    

    ~(O head_explode O)~
34. VoiceFromCorner on January 1st, 2012 8:40 am
    

    This is why I stopped watching the show. Well, that and the intelligence reset.
35. Halcreix on January 1st, 2012 3:24 pm
    

    In Soviet Pallet Town boys don't age while travelling, they just get younger.
36. _XD on January 3rd, 2012 10:42 am
    

    The stuff that this guy makes is genius.
    <img src=http://hijiribe.donmai.us/data/c938c5b29f5f30ff84cdb2806ca6efc0.gif>
37. Bobby on January 29th, 2012 4:45 am
    

    I firmly believe there is a lost episode where Ash finds the Fountain of Youth
38. Hong_Meiling on February 8th, 2012 6:08 pm
    

    Ash is the next Doctor. XD
39. Hong_Meiling on February 8th, 2012 6:15 pm
    

    Ash=Immortal?
40. Bazinga on April 22nd, 2012 11:22 am
    

    Man seriously, come on Japan, even in there people have GOT to age one day.

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