It was truly the greatest Christmas ever at Aperture Laboratories! Although sadly… it was also the last one ever.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 25, 2011 · 5:26 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (252 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Artistic, Christmas, Disguises, Heavy Weapons, Holidays, It's A Trap!, Lasers, Musical, Portal, Robots, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Storytime/Wordplay, Valve Software

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49 Responses to “Randolph the Red Nosed Turret”

  1. Wetmang on December 25th, 2011 5:38 pm

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  2. C__F on December 25th, 2011 5:47 pm

    "I'm different…"

    And so, the turret was saved from redemption by a mysterious benefactor and set off to fulfill a very important role.

    Happy non-denominational holiday, everyone.

  3. NotB0b on December 25th, 2011 5:49 pm

    Lies, That Santa was a spy. The real one has already portaled away and is in Test Chamber 19!

  4. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 25th, 2011 5:51 pm

    See? Just because somebody's different doesn't mean they are lesser than your.

  5. Skrist on December 25th, 2011 5:51 pm

    I think Aperture are the only ones who can set a place on fire and kill a jolly fat guy in red and get away with it.

  6. DiamyoAlex on December 25th, 2011 5:52 pm

    Merry Christma-ACH!
    Are you still there?

  7. PortalMan118 on December 25th, 2011 5:54 pm

    I can only imagine what would happen if it was Wheatly instead of Randolph.

  8. GanjalfTheGreen on December 25th, 2011 6:11 pm

    So Santa already got burned, exiled to China and shot. And Christmas aren't over yet!

  9. Alpar on December 25th, 2011 6:21 pm

    Why is it that every fanmade Valve Christmas comic ends with Santa dying?

  10. LiquidMountain on December 25th, 2011 6:36 pm

    Hey, GLaDOS has Wheatley plugged into her.Therefore, the moral of the story is, if you're different, only somebody with significantly dampened intelligence will accept you.


    What's more, there is a plush boomer under the tree and the baubles are sticky bombs. Do I get the award for easter-egg hunting yet?

  11. PyroCatheter on December 25th, 2011 7:46 pm

    Look closely at the stockings on page three

  12. CriticalQuit on December 25th, 2011 10:03 pm

    Randolph's nose is actually the Aperture Laser Infrared-Enhancing Nasal Sensor.

  13. Zeleas on December 25th, 2011 11:31 pm



    Turret: *I don't blame you*

  14. Drjolt on December 26th, 2011 12:23 am

    Is that why i heard a bunch of gunfire and someone falling down last night?

  15. Oddwan on December 26th, 2011 5:50 am

    Aperture Science Sentry Turrets, with laser eyes/guns?
    I'll buy fifty!

  16. Zekeon on December 26th, 2011 11:57 am

    I hear this sung in Brentalfloss' voice for some reason..

  17. blueroseleader on May 6th, 2012 10:47 pm

    Y U Call Christmas A Non-Denominational Holiday XD

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