Slowpoke Skyrim

Morbo: “So… Humans have easily injured knees… My race will find this information very useful indeed! Muhuhahahaha!”
First pic artist unknown, submitted by Cameron K., second pic by TheHappyMarquis

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 22, 2011 · 8:15 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (226 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)
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38 Responses to “ADVENTURING”

  1. SolidScientist on December 22nd, 2011 8:32 am

    There's something very important I forgot to tell you.

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  2. ChemicalKirby on December 22nd, 2011 8:49 am

    Someone give the some knee mod for the 360 :]
    knee shots=instant kill or arrows always hit the knee

  3. _JoJo_ on December 22nd, 2011 9:02 am

    The one thing that's always confused me about the comic is the fact that he is wearing guard armor, even though the arrow to the knee is what caused him to stop adventuring and become a guard. Then again, if he wasn't in his guard armor, people whould have know idea that he was a guar- OMG DID THE SNOW JUST STOP?!

    Oh wait, there it is :D

  4. HughbertEsq on December 22nd, 2011 9:11 am

    Seems either Ike became an archer, or Link has given up on sympathy.

  5. Kevvo on December 22nd, 2011 10:20 am

    You should have acted . They're already here.
    The Pallet Scrolls told of their return,
    For the time after the Johto League was won
    When the Pokemon of eight Gyms would faint without Revives.
    But no one wanted to believe
    Believe they even existed
    And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in Confusion.
    But, there is one they fear.
    In their tongue, he is Slowvakhiin….SLOWBRO!

  6. Psycroc on December 22nd, 2011 10:39 am

    Initially, I came online so I could stop playing Skyrim for a little while, but this picture reminded me how much I want to play it.

    brb 5 hours

  7. gAmer_Matt on December 22nd, 2011 10:46 am

    Oh my gosh, Morbo, lol

  8. VyseRogueKing on December 22nd, 2011 11:01 am

    Just by adding slowpoke in an iron helmet Shawn has made the overused joke perfectly acceptable. Bravo.

  9. EliminatorZigma on December 22nd, 2011 11:14 am

    Okay, why the low rating? I mean, yes arrow-to-the-knee jokes are old, and this may have been sort of an obvious joke, but no one did it yet and it got a good chuckle from me. It wasn't so much crossing the memes either, since one was simply used to parody the other.

    Out of all the meme-crossing, this is one of the better ones I've seen.

  10. Deep Thought on December 22nd, 2011 11:43 am
  11. Skrist on December 22nd, 2011 11:51 am

    1) Be an adventurer
    2) Take an arrow to the knee
    3) Become a guard
    4) ????
    5) PROFIT!

    Seriously how can they be guards and take on the player without trouble if they took arrows to their knees?

  12. Sid_Diddly on December 22nd, 2011 12:10 pm

    Kim Jong Il died… In the opening cinematic on Homefront 2.
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  13. Mindlessinvalid on December 22nd, 2011 12:52 pm

    In Exalted, there's a Sidereal (fate ninja) archery charm that lets you turn your arrows into ideas and these ideas re-write the victim's fate.

    I cast Many Missiles Bow Technique to fire "Guard Duty" at the mortal hero, called shot to the knee.

  14. Dr.Panda on December 22nd, 2011 1:16 pm
  15. PortalMan118 on December 22nd, 2011 2:18 pm

    I use to laugh at arrow to the knee jokes, but then i actually took an arrow to the knee, and it just didn't seem so funny anymore.

  16. TheInsaneWombat on December 22nd, 2011 5:45 pm

    Finn, grab my Knee!


    Hospital! *rainbow*

  17. ibbolia on December 22nd, 2011 10:17 pm

    Something seems off…wait, that Slowpoke is well informed! SPYCHECK, STAT!

  18. Doctor Rover on December 22nd, 2011 10:25 pm

    How to get a job as a city's guard in 3 easy steps.
    1. Have experience in light-heavy armory.
    2. Know how to use a weapon.
    3. Take an arrow to the knee during a previous adventure, we don't want no guard who was arrowed in the knee during their Black Friday crisis.

  19. Hatley96 on December 23rd, 2011 10:28 am

    I used to be worried about taking an arrow in the knee.
    Then I bought some actually working armor.

  20. killercartoons on December 23rd, 2011 10:35 am

    I just love how quickly this joke became overused. I feel like people were making it for only a week before everyone and their mom knew it and started getting tired of it. Heck , now people are going all hipster and arguing over who got tired of it first!

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