Pyro Saves Christmas

Oh Pyro! Lets see that’s three Christmases you’ve saved, five you’ve ruined… last year was a wash…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 21, 2011 · 12:05 PM 
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84 Responses to “The Pyro Saves Christmas”

  1. Ovahdrive on December 21st, 2011 12:09 pm

    What's this "Red" nonsense? He was clearly spy checking… the other team.

    Also, has the snow changed directions? I'm freaking out, man.

  2. Icesickle97 on December 21st, 2011 12:28 pm

    The Pyro saves Christmas. By killing Santa Claus. LOGIC, WHERE U B?

  3. Ice_Cold_Water on December 21st, 2011 12:30 pm

    What does the Pyro want for Christmas? Easy. A guitar.
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    also Christmas!!!
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  4. KZN02 on December 21st, 2011 12:30 pm

    So that's why Pyro gets coal every Christmas. Not like he complains about it.

  5. MorningMoon on December 21st, 2011 12:30 pm

    Santa was just going to give us crates anyway…

  6. EddRazzell on December 21st, 2011 12:32 pm

    Check to the left of this post. See that at the back of the sleigh?

    He's waiting to strike :O

  7. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 21st, 2011 12:35 pm

    Clearly the Pyro was offended by Santa Claus and doesn't celebrate Cristmas.

  8. _JoJo_ on December 21st, 2011 12:46 pm

    Oh, Pyro! That cheeky little rascal…ah…I remember when he tried to kill the Easter bunny because he thought it would drop "Max's Severed Head."

  9. Hazenkain on December 21st, 2011 12:46 pm

    Now I understand why we get coals in the steam gift pile.

  10. Renkin on December 21st, 2011 12:55 pm

    Whelp, so much for that Santa. We need a replacement, stat.

    I vote for this man.

  11. PortalMan118 on December 21st, 2011 12:59 pm

    Is Pyro wearing a Brain Slug wearing a Santa hat?


  12. SirNumel on December 21st, 2011 1:08 pm

    The one time W+M1ing comes back to bite you in the ass.

  13. C__F on December 21st, 2011 1:19 pm

    Coal? Heck no.

    rel="nofollow">Just get him a lump of Smoal. Problem solved.

    Of course, he'll probably just use it to make some type of smoke grenade, considering he's the only one with a gas mask.

  14. VyseRogueKing on December 21st, 2011 1:20 pm

    Aw don't worry pyro, there's a legion of them.

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    How did you expect they get all the presents delivered in one night? Besides spaceage reindeer technology.

  15. Jimmy on December 21st, 2011 1:32 pm

    Blue Pyro is going to be on the naughty list…FOREVER!!!
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  16. TransPM on December 21st, 2011 1:53 pm

    "You're not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese!"… and burning

  17. Rexxmech on December 21st, 2011 2:18 pm

    Leprechauns tell you to burn things, brain slugs tell you to burn people.

  18. Mindlessinvalid on December 21st, 2011 2:30 pm

    There isn't enough coffee this morning to deal with this, this is the SEVENTH time I've had to revive Santa Claus from being slaughtered today! *grumble* Y'know? Fuck it. I'm just leaving him to rot, I don't feel like getting into a fist fight with the grim reaper over this.

    Oh well, time to loot his body. I'm not going to wear any of it though, I saw what happened to Tim Allen when he did that.

  19. misterz100 on December 21st, 2011 2:36 pm

    LOL wat. I…I don't even…

  20. Jimmy on December 21st, 2011 2:50 pm

    Anyone else notice the brain slug in the last panel?

  21. CriticalQuit on December 21st, 2011 3:06 pm

    You can never hate Pyro. Even for killing christmas.

    That's our pyro!

  22. VT_Juju_Man on December 21st, 2011 3:33 pm

    You're a mean one, BLU Pyro.
    You really are a troll.
    You're as crazy as a crackhouse,
    You're attacking with an ax,
    Blue Pyroooooo.
    You're a gender ambiguous demon with a greasy black mask.

    You're a monster, BLU Pyro.
    Your heart's an empty hole.
    Your brain is full of spiders,
    You don't seem to have a soul, BLU Pyrooo.
    I wouldn't touch you with a
    Thirty Nine and a half foot pole!

  23. GenCasar on December 21st, 2011 3:49 pm

    Incidentally, this isn't the first time something like this happened. A couple of years ago, one of BLU's bases got flooded, so naturally they had to hire a plumber to fix it. Later that day, said plumber showed up; he was apparently Italian, could double his size with mushrooms, and could Goomba Stomp better than any Soldier with Mantreads. This, combined with the fact that he had mistakenly worn red to the job, led to several BLU members thinking that they were being attacked by some legendary 10th member.

    The rest of the day was dedicated to trying stab him in the back and hitting him with a wrench.

  24. Alpar on December 21st, 2011 3:51 pm

    At least we can hope to spare the BLU Santa down at the south pole…

    ah but he's never online. Christmas hasn't been ruined this hard since Gainax last year with PSG.

  25. AngelAreku on December 21st, 2011 4:47 pm
  26. TsavoLion on December 21st, 2011 4:51 pm

    inb4 that Santa is a SPY!!!

  27. GanjalfTheGreen on December 21st, 2011 8:48 pm

    Who else but Pyro?

  28. Dycro on December 21st, 2011 9:19 pm

    Santa is your parents.

  29. Seanhl on December 21st, 2011 10:13 pm

    wtf is up with the -1's for me today?

  30. Passerby Boy on December 22nd, 2011 12:15 am

    Me: Hmm, I wonder if there are any new comments

    *looks at comment count*
    *Goes into comment page*
    EDIT: *refresh again*


  31. sum fu on December 22nd, 2011 12:34 am

    Kim Jong-il is dead…..shouldn’t we have a slowpoke “Hey guy…..have you heard…saddam’s dead” pic up by now?

  32. Zeleas on December 22nd, 2011 1:26 am

    Well played, sir.

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