The BFG By Fus Roald Dahl

Be warned, in Skyrim the “F” in “The BFG” does not stand for friendly.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 20, 2011 · 2:09 PM 
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Bethesda, Growth Spurt, PC, Playstation, Storytime/Wordplay, The Elder Scrolls, Xbox 360

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61 Responses to “The BFG”

  1. AngelAreku on December 20th, 2011 2:14 pm

    I heard you can get a meeting with this Fus guy. Watch out, though. I'm not going to try because I heard it's very easy to make him shout at you.

    (I had problems deciding what BFG meant to me. Big Forest Giant? Big ___ing Giant? The possibilities! D:)

  2. MeatyMcSausage on December 20th, 2011 2:17 pm

    He can hear plants crying, but he's too busy bashing brains in to give a flying FUCK

    {Only fans of the original book will get that, and if you haven't read it, you owe it to yourself to find a copy}

  3. EonofAeon on December 20th, 2011 2:26 pm
  4. Dycro on December 20th, 2011 2:29 pm

    The Buggy Flying Glitch

    (What's hilarious is when they hit your companions because they will actually survive)

  5. ibbolia on December 20th, 2011 2:31 pm

    Is that Theodore Roosevelt and his big stick?

  6. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 20th, 2011 2:33 pm

    Now I can see him using a Doom BFG… Oh god the humanity.

  7. Ice_Cold_Water on December 20th, 2011 2:58 pm

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  8. Shatman on December 20th, 2011 2:58 pm

    Okay, my friend had a theory while he was playing Skyrim while drunk. We don't see any female giants… because mammoths are female giants.

  9. Alpar on December 20th, 2011 3:19 pm

    Meh. The movie was better. Plus there are better novels out there. Like The Legend of Zelda Written, by SHYYEEAAAAHgeru MiyHAAAAAmoto.

  10. Fluffy_Quack3r on December 20th, 2011 3:28 pm

    The picture only made me smirk, not that great, i was thinking, doesn't look a lot like the BFG, small ears etc… then i scrolled down and read By Fus Roahl Dahl and lmao

  11. Sir_Nox on December 20th, 2011 3:32 pm

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  12. Ovahdrive on December 20th, 2011 4:39 pm

    Just realized that Giants use troll skulls for "protection."

    Then I realized that there aren't any female giants.

  13. Wetmang on December 20th, 2011 5:12 pm

    BFG….hmm….well it could stand- I'm sorry am I the only one who's eyes went straight to the huge skull cock this Giant has?

  14. TheInsaneWombat on December 20th, 2011 5:29 pm

    I don't care what you think, this pun is epic.

  15. Zeik on December 20th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Here's an idea: instead of taking an arrow in (yes, in) the knee, we make them take a giant club to the FUCKING FACE. That'll teach them to make memes out of meme-worthy quotes!

  16. RickO_ on December 20th, 2011 8:04 pm

    One small step for Giant, one giant leap for Dovahkiin. Literally.

  17. k3man on December 21st, 2011 12:45 am


  18. BTSnoogans on December 21st, 2011 1:18 am

    Dat awkwardly placed skull.

  19. HughbertEsq on December 21st, 2011 8:22 am


  20. TomQuoVadis on December 21st, 2011 10:57 am

    This could not possibly be more brilliant.

  21. PortalMan118 on December 21st, 2011 1:04 pm

    And so, Shawn opened his heart and let a classic Novel come into the ranks of Halolz.

    But then he realized it was kinda stupid so he made a Skyrim version

  22. Sanyiel on December 21st, 2011 10:03 pm

    Damn. Some one beat me to actually making a picture based on Fus Ro Dah sounding like Fus Roald Dahl. If only I had thought to use Tiid Klo Ul. -_-

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