My Little Turret: Friendship is Science

I knew Aperture’s sentry guns came in many colorful styles, but who knew they had so many pastel options available?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 19, 2011 · 6:56 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (409 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
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Artistic, Best Friends 4-Eva, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, My Little Pony, Portal, TV Shows, Valve Software

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83 Responses to “My Little Turret: Friendship is Science”

  1. Sceptilianblade on December 19th, 2011 6:59 pm

    Starring Celestia as GLaDOS.
    Horrifying, isn't it?

  2. Aeshir_ on December 19th, 2011 7:01 pm

    Friendship science.


  3. DiamyoAlex on December 19th, 2011 7:04 pm

    *Aperture Science is not responsible for any damage caused by Rainbow colored atomic explosions*

  4. Just DA on December 19th, 2011 7:06 pm

    I can only imagine Derpy as one of those defective turrets from the assembly line.

  5. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 19th, 2011 7:18 pm

    And then Shawn found another way to post ponies. See what science can do? MAGIC

  6. Ovahdrive on December 19th, 2011 7:24 pm

    Gonna tolerate and love you until you stop breathing. Which will be soon.

  7. MasterLuigi452 on December 19th, 2011 7:32 pm

    Cave Johnson approved?
    Cave Johnson approved.

  8. CapnJakeBob on December 19th, 2011 7:36 pm

    Christ, I remember when this turned up on Danbooru. People were cursing its existence because it was ponies and Portal and YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT THERE NO SIR

  9. Hazenkain on December 19th, 2011 7:43 pm

    Chelle would be Discord then? spreading chaos all over apperture science laboratories.

  10. Skrist on December 19th, 2011 7:56 pm

    Science is magic. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

  11. NotB0b on December 19th, 2011 8:00 pm

    "We'll build them 8-feet tall and replace the rainbow with a neutron laser. We'll make billions on the intergalactic arms market!

    But things 8-feet tall aren't cute! That's why my Colossal Tammy Tinkle Doll was such a failure"

  12. wolfpax181 on December 19th, 2011 8:01 pm


  13. Dr.Panda on December 19th, 2011 8:22 pm

    I see your turret's…
    And raise you a Pinkie Sphere. rel="nofollow">

  14. Renkin on December 19th, 2011 8:29 pm
  15. MeatyMcSausage on December 19th, 2011 8:49 pm

    I have nothing to say on ponies anymore. i leave it to the great Lewis Black: rel="nofollow">
    Just refer to minute 2:00

  16. spplmj on December 19th, 2011 8:49 pm

    Voice of reason time!

    Shawn, I dont have a problem with ponies, I'm not a fan but i dont hate them either, if you post ponies and its genuinly funny then all power to you.

    The problem is the fact that the majority of pony submissions are just

    "My Little _____: Friendship is ______"

    Lucky for you though this one actual is slightly diffrent rather then just another Team Pony 2 which would have made most of us rage.

  17. imnutty on December 19th, 2011 8:56 pm

    another wonderful submission by Dick Pound….is it me or do i always find innuendo behind the person with the porn star name?

  18. Awesomecake on December 19th, 2011 9:04 pm

    All opposed to ponies, say neigh.

  19. Paulrus-Keaton? on December 19th, 2011 9:18 pm


    Who's a silly turret?
    You're a silly turret!
    Who is?
    You is, Applejack!

    Bumping into storage cubes
    and flying into funnels
    Who is?
    You is, Applejack!

    All day long you stand around
    Guarding all test rooms with laser stares
    Dreaming of electric sheep
    Only to get knocked down, unawares

    Who's a silly turret?
    You're a silly turret!
    Who is?
    You is, Applejack!

    Bumping into storage cubes
    and falling into portals
    Who is?
    You is, Applejack!

    Waiting for those nosy subjects
    Trying to leave Aperture
    Are they coming? Are they going?
    Why can't I rhyme "Aperture"?

    Who's a silly turret?
    You're a silly turret!
    Who is?
    You is, Applejack!

    Bumping into storage cubes
    flying into funnels
    Who is?
    You is, Applejack!

    Soon the subject will come in here
    Knocking turrets to the floor
    Call for GlaDOS, she won't help you
    From Chell's gun that shoots portals

    Who's a silly turret?
    You're a silly turret!
    Who is?
    You is, Applejack!

    Shooting into walls
    and falling off of ledges
    Who is?
    You is, Applejack!

  20. Jimmy on December 19th, 2011 10:54 pm

    Pisko's comment reminds me of the Wizard in Terraria (a game that practically runs on memes and pop culture references).
    Wizard: "Someone once told me friendship is magic. That's ridiculous, you can't turn people into frogs with friendship."

  21. PortalMan118 on December 19th, 2011 10:57 pm

    I smell DLC!

  22. ChemicalKirby on December 19th, 2011 11:04 pm

    Ponies and Portal, why only 4 stars? I thought this is what Halolz is about.

  23. Drjolt on December 20th, 2011 1:07 am

    "..Unless it involves deadly nerotoxins and Aperture Science Handheld Portal Devices, that is." "And bullets! Lots and LOTS of bullets!"

  24. sadib100 on December 20th, 2011 1:10 am

    At least it's not that pony shit.

  25. Dycro on December 20th, 2011 3:28 am
  26. vash_ts on December 20th, 2011 4:52 am
  27. Beryl on December 20th, 2011 7:03 am

    Wow, I'm imagining all of the turrets lines in Fluttershy's meekest voice now. And it Is AWESOME! Somebody needs to make this as a mod.

  28. The one on December 20th, 2011 9:27 am

    This so filthy i wouldn’t even touch it with 5 layers of gloves and a pair of pliers.

    F@[]$ MLP and it’s fanbase.

  29. CriticalQuit on December 20th, 2011 10:06 am

    Wouldn't it be odd if someone made a pony voice mod for Portal 2 turrets?

    I dunno, my mind is currently in Super Meat Boy right now so I got nothin' to say.

  30. KZN02 on December 20th, 2011 9:25 pm

    Time to get some lemons …

  31. JboneDRS on December 21st, 2011 5:23 am

    It used to wonder what friendship could be, until they shared it's science with it.

  32. GlobalBronyPurge2012 on December 21st, 2011 2:19 pm

    No. FUCK. NO.

    This shit has to stop. These goddamn bronies are ruining fucking everything that ISNT EVEN RELATED TO THE SHOW. And now portal?

    Fuck. Everything.

    And yet people complain constantly about the “arrow to the knee” meme?

    Yes. For those who ask, I AM mad, bro.

  33. MeiouBunny on December 21st, 2011 3:31 pm

    Modus: It will just want to kill you. No beating around the bush.
    How to avoid it: The usual way to deal with normal turrets. Would take more hits to kill as it is quite strong.

    Modus: Kills those who are not fashionable.
    How to avoid it: Be well dressed and groomed and it will be far too busy complimenting you to kill you.

    Modus: Learns all it cans about enemies to kill it in the most efficient way possible with upgraded AI.
    How to avoid it: Warn it GLaDOS will sent it back to turret kindergarden and watch it make normal turret mistakes in killing you rather than analytically defend itself.

    Modus: Shoots sharp confetti and nitro-explosive balloons instead of regular bullets. Dark sense of humor.
    How to avoid it: Laugh AT it, instead of WITH it. It will become too depressed to follow you.

    Modus: Will kill you in the fastest way possible as soon as it sees you. Very fast moving.
    How to avoid it: Challenge it to a contest. It will not back down. Make it a contest where it will inadventantly kill itself with a well-placed portal.

    Modus: Pacifist. It wants you as a friend and wants you to do the same, or else it kills you.
    How to avoid it: Politely ask it if you can move ahead. It won't refuse a good-mannered friend.

  34. JordanTH on December 24th, 2011 5:01 pm

    In the event of a rainboom, look directly at the rainboom.

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