The Legend of Cucco

Necessity (and repeated pecking injuries) is the mother of invention!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 17, 2011 · 12:57 PM 
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Artistic, Cutesy Wutesy, Nintendo, Sequential Art, Shields Up, Tactical Retreat, The Legend of Zelda, Tips & Tricks, Wild Animals

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73 Responses to “The Legend of Cucco”

  1. BigmanQ on December 17th, 2011 12:59 pm

    WHY WASN'T THIS A SHIELD OPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Skrist on December 17th, 2011 1:01 pm

    That's good.
    …Now do it with Majora's Mask.
    Defend yourself from enemies and scar them for life, what's not to like?

  3. ChemicalKirby on December 17th, 2011 1:05 pm

    That shield would be so OP.

  4. tveye on December 17th, 2011 1:06 pm

    Unless this is Twilight Princess, then the Stalfos will only turn into cuccos…which didn't make any sense.

  5. Link Lab on December 17th, 2011 1:17 pm

    ……Why the hell did I never think of this? It would have saved me so much trouble.

  6. Wetmang on December 17th, 2011 1:19 pm

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    Ow Ow Ow Ow!

  7. Drake148 on December 17th, 2011 1:27 pm

    I'm so happy a friend of mine send this…

    That Link ovbiosly have been playing dead rising 2!

  8. PortalMan118 on December 17th, 2011 1:31 pm

    *About to post funny comment, randomly starts snowing on Halolz*

    Me: WTF!?

  9. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 17th, 2011 1:32 pm

    It doesn't have a condition bar, right?

  10. MokubaKaiba on December 17th, 2011 1:39 pm

    sorry i dont know how to use the internet like everyone else here, so i dont know how to make it show up

  11. Uzumakiclan43 on December 17th, 2011 1:52 pm

    Good thing Link stopped himself from cutting that blade of grass for one measly rupee.

    He'd probably get a better deal for that shield on Beedle's List.

  12. MokubaKaiba on December 17th, 2011 1:55 pm

    cool thanks

  13. Fluffy_Quack3r on December 17th, 2011 2:03 pm

    I love the art style :3

  14. Jimmy on December 17th, 2011 2:10 pm

    I just thought of something…if you can't harm a Cucco without getting mauled to death by a horde of them, how do Hylians get their chicken dinner?

  15. Darknut_Hunter on December 17th, 2011 2:40 pm

    Damn nintendo! This would be amazing!

  16. GenCasar on December 17th, 2011 2:47 pm

    And if that fails, in the off chance you're fighting at the top of some tower or castle wall, you can use your shield to make a hasty retreat and glide safely down to the bottom!

    …Just, make sure there's actually visible ground underneath you. I need not remind you about how far a bottomless pit can go.

  17. death_by_Cucco on December 17th, 2011 2:49 pm

    I like where this thread is going

  18. TheInsaneWombat on December 17th, 2011 2:50 pm

    I tried that already. It just made me get attacked by Cuccos with shields. :c

    Stupid glitchy AI.

  19. ganru4 on December 17th, 2011 2:56 pm

    GUYS IT SNOWS ON HALOLZ NOWZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  20. AManWithACloak on December 17th, 2011 3:23 pm

    Disclaimer: Shield will not function unless fed and exercised regularly.

  21. Hyze on December 17th, 2011 3:47 pm

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a cock block.

  22. dope92 on December 17th, 2011 4:24 pm
  23. TomQuoVadis on December 17th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Well that was pretty fu- OH MY GOD THE PAGE IS SNOWING.

  24. Alpar on December 17th, 2011 4:31 pm

    Cucco Shield:

    Negatives: Cuccos will every now and then try to peck on your skin for food, take dumps on your clothes, lay eggs on you while you're not looking, and become fierce and harder to control during special occassions.

    Positives: It's a shield made of Cuccos. Your enemies don't have a chance. Plus you might get laid with the Cucco lady, if she's not too old, unwilling, or appalled by the fact you smell.

  25. Paulrus-Keaton? on December 17th, 2011 5:00 pm

    This is my humorous cucco comme-HOLY CRAP IT IS SNOWING ON HALOLZ! WHERE HAVE I BEEN?

  26. Ice_Cold_Water on December 17th, 2011 5:03 pm

    It snows on Halolz now?!

    Grr..hnegh…hnnnng!!! CHRISTMAAAAAASSS!!!!!!
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  27. Omnomynous on December 17th, 2011 6:30 pm

    *goes to halolz*
    *sees* it snow*
    Huh, that's cool, seen it few days before.
    * refreshes page to see if anyone commented on my comments*

  28. vash_ts on December 17th, 2011 7:11 pm

    better idea! tie tingle to your shield!

    now every enemy will attack at your shield instead of you!

  29. Drjolt on December 18th, 2011 1:41 am

    This is obviously shopped. The chickens would be outside forever in the REALLLL game. Waiting. WATCHING.

  30. JboneDRS on December 18th, 2011 5:03 am

    No I think the cucco's just really don't like Link.

  31. HughbertEsq on December 18th, 2011 9:35 am


  32. HughbertEsq on December 18th, 2011 9:42 am

    The only way through that defense is my collection of…. BEEROIDS (Beer x Steroids)
    And even with then I must still be able to punch a lion in the face whilst painting a picture of Mila Kunis with my penis, ONLY THEN can I penetrate that dreaded Cucoo shield!
    *Jet-packs away to imminent Grizzly Bear sky wrestling match*

  33. MagmarFire on January 2nd, 2012 11:49 pm

    With this in mind, it's a shame there aren't Cuccos in Skyward Sword.

  34. the _cucoo_in_the_hat on April 8th, 2012 4:36 pm

    Lol if nintendo did this I would use that thing in every dungeon. Arbiters grounds:√ shadow temple:√ ganon/ganondorfs castle:√. Like a boss.>:)

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