Real mature, Batman

For some reason thugs do not like Batman’s penis exploding in their face.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 14, 2011 · 12:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (240 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)
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Artistic, Batman, Cock Joke, Explosives, It's A Trap!, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Superheroes/Supervillains, Too Much Free Time

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54 Responses to “Real mature, Batman”

  1. SpeedSwords2012 on December 14th, 2011 12:42 pm

    HaHa! Dangily parts :P

  2. Dumblederp on December 14th, 2011 12:42 pm

    I guess you could say that was a *shades* ……. Dick move.

  3. Armetron on December 14th, 2011 12:53 pm

    So If Batman puts a picture of his Dick as an explosive. What does Cat woman do?

  4. Chimental on December 14th, 2011 1:04 pm

    Batman then proceeds to load the video onto Youtube.

    "LOL bad guy takes explosive dick to face!!!!!!!!"

  5. MasqueNoMercy on December 14th, 2011 1:05 pm

    this makes no more/less sense than him drawing his own symbol on the wall in foam which makes it just that much more awesome

  6. novrasplice on December 14th, 2011 1:27 pm

    Do not understand what's going on in this comic…can someone explain it to me?

  7. UndeadLex on December 14th, 2011 1:31 pm
  8. Mindlessinvalid on December 14th, 2011 1:32 pm

    -Drawing creepers on the wall.
    -Drawing Demoman on the wall.
    -- Drawing Qiao Tsu on the wall.
    -- Drawing a Rageface on the wall.
    -- Drawing legend of zelda style bombs on the wall.

    Yep, creativity by extrapolation is overrated.

  9. HughbertEsq on December 14th, 2011 1:42 pm

    Hmmmm, you have to be proper secure in your masculinity in order to ignore the sight of fizzing diagrams of the phallic manhood.
    So much of Arkham would clearly fail that

  10. HughbertEsq on December 14th, 2011 1:45 pm

    Oh dear, Batman really lacked a decent role model, didn't he?

  11. CakeBard on December 14th, 2011 2:05 pm

    Arkham is crazy, but Batman set them straight with a

    Batman is giving away the hot dickings!!!

    In fact! Batman will be down at your local record store,
    this Tuesday from 4 til 9, just giving out HOT DICKINGS!!!

  12. Wetmang on December 14th, 2011 2:32 pm

    What are you doing touching my dicks!?
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  13. TheInsaneWombat on December 14th, 2011 4:28 pm

    Since those are always, ALWAYS self portraits, Batman apparently has an exploding elephant penis.

  14. Dycro on December 14th, 2011 5:40 pm

    I was originally going to post something witty and relevant to the submission rel="nofollow">but instead

    I just need an excuse to post more LotR stuff everywhere.

  15. Kn0w1d3a on December 14th, 2011 6:53 pm

    Batman Arkham City, NOW WITH MOVE SUPPORT

  16. Lt_John_Pike on December 14th, 2011 7:11 pm

    And a pepper spray to the face.

  17. redroverone on December 14th, 2011 7:49 pm

    What you don't know is that's a heiroglyph that says 'Today I Prepared Explosive Runes'.

  18. MeatyMcSausage on December 14th, 2011 9:09 pm
  19. Paulrus-Keaton? on December 14th, 2011 9:09 pm

    While I can't confirm it for certain, I believe that the original artist is a fellow named Eleno. The art in the comics submitted to his reddit, not to mention that the titles of the comics suggest to me that they are based off his experiences/humor, are similar to this one.

    This is my new job.

  20. Sir_Nox on December 14th, 2011 9:20 pm


    A dick exploded all over him.

  21. AManWithACloak on December 15th, 2011 12:38 am

    Except that guy that just took an exploding dick to the face.

  22. Trainer_Black on December 15th, 2011 2:59 am

    I wish sprays in TF2 would do this.

  23. JboneDRS on December 16th, 2011 3:25 am

    Didn't his parents raise him above such immaturity? Wait…

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