Scumbag Medic

God forbid Heavy Weapons Guy isn’t at 450 health at all times! He’s only the beefiest guy in the whole game!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 12, 2011 · 9:14 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (183 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
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Health & Fitness, Irony, PC, Playstation, Scumbag, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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67 Responses to “Scumbag Medic”

  1. Caelun_Niveus on December 12th, 2011 9:20 am

    "I don't care if you're on fire, this Heavy might need to be ubered any second! Yes, I know we are in our intel room."

  2. C__F on December 12th, 2011 9:28 am

    You're on fire?
    Good idea! Let's make some french toast!

  3. ProfessorLuigi on December 12th, 2011 9:39 am


  4. GenCasar on December 12th, 2011 9:48 am

    Hey, cut the Medics some slack! Sure, that Scout may be on fire, but he knew what the risks were when he signed up for this! Not everyone has a Quick Fix, you know!

    …Except, I do. Problem, Scout?

  5. _XD on December 12th, 2011 9:57 am

    Well, maybe if you stopped spamming "NEED A DISPENSER HERE" , I would heal you.

  6. Happy_Crazy on December 12th, 2011 10:02 am


  7. ProfessorLuigi on December 12th, 2011 10:02 am
  8. GenCasar on December 12th, 2011 10:06 am

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    HOLD IT!
    Even if you are suggesting that every Medic is indeed a scumbag, it is still applicable to attach the prefix to said person if it only proves to highlight a specific trait. Clearly, this Medic goes above and beyond in terms of being a scumbag, and so has earned the right to be referred to as "Scumbag Medic."

  9. MontageMakob on December 12th, 2011 10:09 am

    Wait, not healing heavy is an option?
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  10. Seanhl on December 12th, 2011 10:13 am

    aw, your on fire and bleeding and not a heavy, let me play a sad song on the world's smallest ubersaw *accidentally stabs them* Darn it you need a bonesaw for that

  11. ibbolia on December 12th, 2011 10:23 am

    Don't worry! Those aren't normal flames! Those are the FLAMES of VICTORY! They're actually quite normal…
    *no they aren't. Poor guy.*

  12. invadingduck on December 12th, 2011 10:27 am

    "Medic, could you please heal someone else?"


  13. CriticalQuit on December 12th, 2011 10:36 am

    Sentry blocking the objective

    Ubers a Scout

  14. VT_Juju_Man on December 12th, 2011 10:40 am

    Oh, don't be such a baby, severely burnt body parts and organs grow back….

  15. SEGA Uranus on December 12th, 2011 10:50 am

    That's why we have Jarate!

  16. smartmonkey on December 12th, 2011 10:59 am

    Medic: I don't always heal other class. But when i do. It's at spawn during the setup.

  17. Vabolo on December 12th, 2011 11:06 am

    Some Medics just want to watch their teams burn.

  18. Dr. Furry on December 12th, 2011 11:36 am

    scumbag medic? nah that's just a pub scrub medic

  19. HughbertEsq on December 12th, 2011 11:38 am

    Ze pain is so much, that it has transformed from raw emotion into a physical protoplasmic state!

  20. MasterLuigi452 on December 12th, 2011 12:05 pm

    Psh. Typical f2p Medics.

  21. Deep Thought on December 12th, 2011 2:05 pm

    Ah, the joys of knowing how to actually play a medic.

    It gets me killed a lot, but the team appreciates me.

  22. Jimmy on December 12th, 2011 2:59 pm


  23. Alpar on December 12th, 2011 3:13 pm


  24. LiquidMountain on December 12th, 2011 3:25 pm

    Ah, but karma is at work you see…there's a sniper and a soldier in the background!

  25. EddRazzell on December 12th, 2011 3:33 pm

    My favourite ones are the battle medics.

    I could heal my whole team and help us play the objective, OR I could attempt to kill a heavy with a bonesaw…

  26. Uzumakiclan43 on December 12th, 2011 3:41 pm

    Now, to be a real douche, stand on top of the burning corpse and play the pretend violin.

  27. SirNumel on December 12th, 2011 4:10 pm

    Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
    That's alright, I like the way it -hurk!

  28. Paulrus-Keaton? on December 12th, 2011 4:16 pm

    Play the bonesaw while Dustbowl burns.

  29. TheInsaneWombat on December 12th, 2011 4:42 pm

    You're on fire? Oh, poor baby. Go find a health pack. *runs off to melee a heavy*

  30. MeatyMcSausage on December 12th, 2011 5:04 pm
  31. ShakerSilver on December 12th, 2011 5:27 pm

    Another scumbag submission? I mean they're good now, but I hope this doesn't go the way of Courage Kratos and become really old really fast…

    PS: Also, Shawn, I keep trying to submit something but I keep getting "Delivery Failure" (The forums aren't up so this is the only way I can contact you at the moment)

  32. killercartoons on December 13th, 2011 2:57 pm

    Sucks to be on fire..

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