God forbid Heavy Weapons Guy isn’t at 450 health at all times! He’s only the beefiest guy in the whole game!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 12, 2011 · 9:14 AM
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Categories: Health & Fitness, Irony, PC, Playstation, Scumbag, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (67 Comments) |
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"I don't care if you're on fire, this Heavy might need to be ubered any second! Yes, I know we are in our intel room."
You're on fire?
Good idea! Let's make some french toast!
CAN YOU TASTE THE CRUEL IRONY?
IT TASTES LIKE FIRE.
Hey, cut the Medics some slack! Sure, that Scout may be on fire, but he knew what the risks were when he signed up for this! Not everyone has a Quick Fix, you know!
…Except, I do. Problem, Scout?
Well, maybe if you stopped spamming "NEED A DISPENSER HERE" , I would heal you.
CAN YOU FEEL ZE SHADENFREUDE!?
OBJECTION!
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HOLD IT!
Even if you are suggesting that every Medic is indeed a scumbag, it is still applicable to attach the prefix to said person if it only proves to highlight a specific trait. Clearly, this Medic goes above and beyond in terms of being a scumbag, and so has earned the right to be referred to as "Scumbag Medic."
Wait, not healing heavy is an option?
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aw, your on fire and bleeding and not a heavy, let me play a sad song on the world's smallest ubersaw *accidentally stabs them* Darn it you need a bonesaw for that
Don't worry! Those aren't normal flames! Those are the FLAMES of VICTORY! They're actually quite normal…
*no they aren't. Poor guy.*
"Medic, could you please heal someone else?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA!"
Sentry blocking the objective
Ubers a Scout
Oh, don't be such a baby, severely burnt body parts and organs grow back….
That's why we have Jarate!
Medic: I don't always heal other class. But when i do. It's at spawn during the setup.
Some Medics just want to watch their teams burn.
scumbag medic? nah that's just a pub scrub medic
Ze pain is so much, that it has transformed from raw emotion into a physical protoplasmic state!
PHYSICS YEAH!
Psh. Typical f2p Medics.
Ah, the joys of knowing how to actually play a medic.
It gets me killed a lot, but the team appreciates me.
BURN BABY BURN…
inb4scumbagscoutandteleporters
Ah, but karma is at work you see…there's a sniper and a soldier in the background!
My favourite ones are the battle medics.
I could heal my whole team and help us play the objective, OR I could attempt to kill a heavy with a bonesaw…
Now, to be a real douche, stand on top of the burning corpse and play the pretend violin.
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
That's alright, I like the way it -hurk!
Play the bonesaw while Dustbowl burns.
You're on fire? Oh, poor baby. Go find a health pack. *runs off to melee a heavy*
What a cruel medley
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Another scumbag submission? I mean they're good now, but I hope this doesn't go the way of Courage Kratos and become really old really fast…
PS: Also, Shawn, I keep trying to submit something but I keep getting "Delivery Failure" (The forums aren't up so this is the only way I can contact you at the moment)
Sucks to be on fire..