Having the power to shout dragons to death seems awesome at first… but in actuality it has many unforeseen drawbacks!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2011 · 1:18 PM 
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73 Responses to “[VIDEO] SKYRIM FAIL”

  1. artiksilver on December 2nd, 2011 1:27 pm

    Banshee from the X-men is a Dragonborn! :O

  2. Caelun_Niveus on December 2nd, 2011 1:29 pm
  3. Immortal_Mook on December 2nd, 2011 1:36 pm

    Hm, so Opera is a no?

  4. Roflcopter419 on December 2nd, 2011 1:39 pm

    <img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSB0UrzaD7X8kR0bYd2XZqJDVWoeldcMB3BSgkdRLLISfEM7x0EUg&t=1&quot; alt="Reideen">
    It's probably a bad sign that Raideen's God Voice is all I can think of where shouting people to death is involved…

  5. BlurrySandwich on December 2nd, 2011 1:42 pm
  6. spplmj on December 2nd, 2011 1:46 pm

    spplmj's log,

    Stardate: 120211,

    I have forgotton how long it has been since the CoF was abducted by the alien race known as Maintinoids, Commander Handyside and General Trunks have been dispatched to rescue it but have not yet returned. As I float along in cyber space I have maintained contact with my fellow captains after being invited to the Halolz Secret Skype Society, but i fear that joining the society may have been a grave mistake…

    Since joining "The Society" I've noticed changes in my mind. Prior to the abduction of CoF my primary source of entertainment was TF2, but since joining "The Society" my interest in TF2 has been replace with Touhou, I have suddenly gained a larger interest in Anime and Visual Novels, and worst of all I've even caught myself talking about ponies at times. My only defense against these changes is my ability to talk about football (YEAH!) which seems to repel the other members from assimilating me into "The Society" but once the football (YEAH!) season ends I am without a defense. The only thing that can save me now is the safe return of CoF…


  7. GanjalfTheGreen on December 2nd, 2011 1:59 pm

    It could be worse. He could take an arrow in the knee.

  8. invadingduck on December 2nd, 2011 2:06 pm

    Such power cannot be trusted to ordinary fools. This is why the Greybeards live on a mountain.

    Red has taught them well.

  9. Dash12345678 on December 2nd, 2011 2:07 pm

    'This guy' has apparently helped somebody called 'Alot'.

  10. CakeBard on December 2nd, 2011 2:08 pm

    YO! *sets everyone on fire*

    I know it's "YOL", but it sounds like YO! when he uses firebreath…

  11. Skrist on December 2nd, 2011 2:26 pm

    Fus Ro Dah… the only counter to Super Saiyans. I see what you are doing here Bethesda.

  12. AManWithACloak on December 2nd, 2011 2:42 pm

    Dohvahkiin is so bad ass,
    when he drops an F bomb,
    it actually explodes.

  13. Drake148 on December 2nd, 2011 3:04 pm

    Fus roh dah still won't help you against borris

  14. Drjolt on December 2nd, 2011 3:40 pm

    If only you could do this at school. "I'm sorry, man. You have to re-do your paper. You got a bad grade on- " FUS RO DAH!

  15. LiquidMountain on December 2nd, 2011 3:57 pm

    It seems inconvenient at times that you can marry people in this game…
    "My dear, I have written a poem for you…Roses are red, Violets are blue, FUS RO DAH!"

    You could let it slip any time.

  16. SpaghettiWeegee on December 2nd, 2011 4:17 pm

    This guy's "Whoops" face kinda reminds me of something…

    <img src="http://beatme101.com/images/CD-i%20Link.jpg"&gt;

  17. Deep Thought on December 2nd, 2011 4:23 pm

    This… This poor man can never get intimate again… I lament for his sad state.

  18. HughbertEsq on December 2nd, 2011 6:21 pm


  19. TheInsaneWombat on December 2nd, 2011 6:22 pm

    Excuse me, but you can't shout a dragon to death unless you are the screaming guy in this:

  20. dope92 on December 3rd, 2011 1:00 pm

    any anime character that shouts could benefit from this.

  21. JboneDRS on December 4th, 2011 2:55 am

    Maybe the dragons are just shouting shit like "fuck you" and you shout back in valor "No, fuck you!"

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