Occupy Route 12

Pokeflutes? Oh sure they’ll get the job done, but it won’t inflict paralyze and burn on Snorlax!
By Jeremy Vinar and Mike Fahme [Virtual Shackles] submitted by SSFF6B and Alex D.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 1, 2011 · 3:00 PM 
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Artistic, Gameboy, Nintendo, Overkill, Pokémon, Political, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Weak Points

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97 Responses to “Occupy Route 12”

  1. Fluffy_Quack3r on December 1st, 2011 3:04 pm

    The thing i don't get about the Snorlax in the game is, couldn't Ash just throw a pokeball at him?

  2. Rexxmech on December 1st, 2011 3:07 pm

    1% of the vending machines raised the cost of lemonade by 99%!
    Occupy Celadon

  3. StompyChar on December 1st, 2011 3:13 pm

    The cop is missing his epic mustache…

    Guess I'll throw this in here for those that have yet to notice why this mustache is so epic:
    <img src="http://www.eatliver.com/img/2011/8055.jpg"&gt;

  4. TheArrived on December 1st, 2011 3:16 pm
  5. TheArrived on December 1st, 2011 3:16 pm
  6. SHODAK on December 1st, 2011 3:18 pm

    Shouldn't Snorlax be happy? I mean, according to Fox News pepper spray is basically a food product, and we all know how much Snorlax loves to eat!

  7. LitmusRemnantal on December 1st, 2011 3:19 pm

    I want to see the cop spray a legendary. :X

  8. SirNumel on December 1st, 2011 3:23 pm

    Occupy Route 12. Because 1% of the Snorlax should not be able to block 99% of the path.

  9. Strike_low on December 1st, 2011 3:33 pm

    Shame on you!
    Shame on you!

  10. _CandleJack_ on December 1st, 2011 3:33 pm

    If you look at the map, can't Red just walk AROUND the Snorlax through the tall grass?

  11. HughbertEsq on December 1st, 2011 3:34 pm

    Ahhhh come on now. That spice is necessary to keep the Fat Bastard awake

  12. HughbertEsq on December 1st, 2011 3:36 pm

    Occupy Khoto
    because no single city should have 99% of the road links

  13. MeatyMcSausage on December 1st, 2011 3:40 pm
  14. MC Ninja on December 1st, 2011 3:40 pm

    I could never find that HM in the games…

  15. KZN02 on December 1st, 2011 4:31 pm

    I wonder what happens if that you use pepper spray on a Pokemon with Keen Eye?

  16. Skrist on December 1st, 2011 4:46 pm

    Uh oh, now PETA is going to yell at everyone for pokemon cruelty!

  17. Red on December 1st, 2011 5:00 pm

    1% of Pokemon Trainers own 99% of all mountains.
    Occupy Mt. Silver!

    Wait, wait…
    Forget you heard that

  18. PortalMan118 on December 1st, 2011 5:01 pm

    Was that cop a legal pokemon? I WANT TO SEE HIS PAPERS!

  19. NothingInc101 on December 1st, 2011 5:23 pm

    This is so funny, I created a profile just to comment on it. You win this round Shawn.

  20. Roflcopter419 on December 1st, 2011 5:59 pm

    Man, that's one tall cop. He outsizes the Snorlax.

  21. Drjolt on December 1st, 2011 6:10 pm


  22. Omnomynous on December 1st, 2011 6:10 pm

    1% of Pokemon in the world is taking up 99% of the path!

    1% of the trainers has 99% of the Legndaries!
    OCCUPY MT. SiLVER! (Yeah, We're coming Red)

    1% of…meh, I got nothing.
    Also, this is a fun meme.

  23. Deep Thought on December 1st, 2011 6:22 pm

    Cave Johnson here…

    Now we all know that Route 12 is Aperture Science's private property. If that Snorlax wants to lay around blocking the way, well then we're going to have to settle things with our security androids. Better yet, why don't we hire a 10 year old kid to get it out of the way for us?

    Why? Because androids are expensive and Prof. Oak owes us one. Now I know you're going to complain about the rights of the pokemon, but I'll tell you one thing: Our complaints department would be happy to receive your input. Yup, we need fuel for our furnaces since the budget is a little thin this year. We could only afford to prototype seventeen new curtain lines.

    Now if you "Pokehuggers" want to fight for that snorlax, great. Just do it off my damned property. You're ruining my view.

    Cave Johnson. We're done here.

  24. Mentlegen on December 1st, 2011 6:31 pm

    Getting the "Squirtbottle" or "Wailmer Pail" to catch Sudowoodo? Hah, what a joke…

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/205/900/31og4begEeL._SL500_AA300_.jpg?1322072392&quot; WIDTH="260" HEIGHT="260">
    If you are going to beat a pokemon until it can't resist your attempts to confine it and then turn it into your slave for battles, why not use it anyway?

  25. CriticalQuit on December 1st, 2011 8:30 pm

    Hyper Beam

    It's bad breath, essentially.

  26. smashpro1 on December 1st, 2011 11:49 pm

    I got a burn for ya!

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Duzvq.gif&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

  27. Sid_Diddly on December 2nd, 2011 2:45 pm

    Meanwhile during Occupy Lavender Town some… Unforeseen circumstances arose.

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