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The Legend of Zelda: The Missing Link

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 28, 2011 · 3:00 PM

(676 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)

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Happy_Crazy on November 28th, 2011 3:06 pm

Shigeru's face in the last panel is sufficient enough to fuel my nightmares for a few weeks
Hyze on November 28th, 2011 3:10 pm

Looks like his song…

*sunglasses*

..ran out of time.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

..well I gave it a shot.
Skrist on November 28th, 2011 3:22 pm

Well we got LoZ timeline done.
Now someone do Kingdom Hearts! Square Enix uses 7 branched swords. :D
MasterLuigi452 on November 28th, 2011 3:26 pm

ib4Miyamoto'sfaceisnewRedfield'sface

On the side note, Miyamoto, it's not a secret anymore.
Even Nintendo Power team managed to make Zelda Time Line and published it in their magazine.

On the second side note, nice use of Zelda 1 reference.
Deep Thought on November 28th, 2011 3:26 pm

inb4 shigeruredfieldface
Sir_Nox on November 28th, 2011 3:28 pm

<img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/5kfry1.png" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
inb4someonepostsmyeyes.jpg

Also, Minish Cap between Skyward Sword and OOT? Isn't Minish Cap the Wind Waker Link's timeline? Skyward sword is supposed to be the prequel to OOT, I call shenanigans.
MassiveDamage on November 28th, 2011 3:30 pm

And this kids, is why Ben drowned.
Wetmang on November 28th, 2011 3:32 pm

I knew it! The Master Sword is a metaphor for Shigeru's cock!
Alpar on November 28th, 2011 3:33 pm

Downside: You were killed at the epitome of your gaming genius. After years of being such a hardcore Legend of Zelda fan, you were betrayed by the father of all videogaming, never to reveal the gift your life had to offer to dozens, hundreds, thousands, to millions around the world.

Upside: You were killed by Miyamoto with the Master Sword he used at E3. At least you're not going to have to down a dumber death when you meet people in the afterlife.
Psychopatrick88 on November 28th, 2011 3:46 pm

Oh!! That sword… cost FIVE THOUSAND DORRU!!!!!
Red on November 28th, 2011 4:09 pm

*got item music plays*
You got the Master Sword… through your chest!
Congratulations!
BasketGT on November 28th, 2011 4:20 pm

Over 100 votes and still a perfect five stars?

Halolz, I am proud.

EDIT: Well, it was nice while it lasted.
HughbertEsq on November 28th, 2011 4:31 pm

DO NOT WORRY KAMERAD!
I WILL AVENGE YOUR MISSION-AAAARRRGGHH!

*thud*

Ach.. donner und blitzen
….
I……should….n't….have……..done…………t..h..a..t…..
Bobomberman on November 28th, 2011 4:31 pm

If I had Shigeru Miyamoto stab me in the back with a Master Sword for my genius decoding of his game's timeline… I think I'd be just fine.
HughbertEsq on November 28th, 2011 4:34 pm

On a pretty unrelated note…
Shawn, can you remove/block those adds for CrownQuest and such please?
They're just…. No
Jimmy on November 28th, 2011 5:16 pm

You know, I VAGUELY remember reading "It's a secret to everybody" while playing Skyward Sword, and I had a brief moment of nostalgia, but I can't remember who said it…
DiamyoAlex on November 28th, 2011 5:16 pm

That face screams "rape time"
Kn0w1d3a on November 28th, 2011 5:40 pm

He couldn't find a hole in his theory, so he made one in his chest.
Ice_Cold_Water on November 28th, 2011 6:11 pm

<img src=http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/memes-eery-day-im-shigeru.jpg>
TheArrived on November 28th, 2011 6:34 pm

Well, since it seems to be a theme today:

inb4can'tletyoudothat
C__F on November 28th, 2011 6:40 pm

If Skyward Sword was the start of the timeline, why was it needed to piece together all the rest?
Drjolt on November 28th, 2011 7:16 pm

Guys! LINK CAN REALLY TAL-*shing*
YjayR on November 28th, 2011 8:08 pm

For fucks sake. now i gotta buy a Wii.
Yoshemo on November 28th, 2011 8:51 pm

Miyamoto is… the Happy Mask Salesman!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Varkarrus on November 28th, 2011 8:58 pm

Shigeru: Secret Wizard
Armetron on November 28th, 2011 9:50 pm

oh god now I know what happens when Shigeru does when he cant stab you with a sword.

<img src="http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/13366627734/8/tumblr_lvagc0CnKw1r2r7jp">
PortalMan118 on November 28th, 2011 10:35 pm

NO!!!!!!!! SO FREAKING CLOSE!
ChemicalKirby on November 29th, 2011 1:36 am

There is no time line, all Zelda games happen in alternate dementions

/largestdesuctiononinternetever
JboneDRS on November 30th, 2011 12:45 am

I would probably die happy knowing it was from the Master Sword.
Dere on November 30th, 2011 9:22 am

Wow. There are still n00bs who place TMC before OoT? FAIL.
Fuzunga on December 19th, 2011 5:52 pm

So Miyamoto is the happy mask salesman, is he? The secret if finally revealed.
rajaxar1 on December 23rd, 2011 12:07 pm

Well, just going to necromancy this thread…CAUSE HYRULE HYSTORIA BE OUT. AND IT HAS A TIMELINE.
YOMOMA SLUT on April 28th, 2012 10:19 pm

RAPE FACE ACTIVATED
PikaCommando on November 27th, 2012 7:53 am

He's only doing this so people will buy Hyrule Hystoria instead.