Not Enough Torches
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Thank God the Minecraft universe is rendered in adorable little cubes… because in reality that place is about 100 times scarier at night!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 31, 2011 · 12:00 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (304 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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Artistic, Creepy/Spooky, Minecraft, No Caption Needed, Wild Animals, Zombies

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75 Responses to “Not Enough Torches”

  1. Just DA on October 31st, 2011 12:08 pm

    Clearly, they found a way to make the Creeper even more phallic.

  2. Funkalicous on October 31st, 2011 12:08 pm

    Oh no…

    I'm gonna die…

    WAIT… is that a pink sheep?


    *stabs self with diamond sword.*

  3. Shatman on October 31st, 2011 12:15 pm

    Oh dear. Top right.

    Ghasts have figured out how to build portals.

  4. Skrist on October 31st, 2011 12:17 pm

    Realistic looking creeper?
    …Well those bricks aren't going to shit themselves.

  5. MasqueNoMercy on October 31st, 2011 12:25 pm

    i think im going to have to craft myself a clean pair of pants!

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  6. Guppy on October 31st, 2011 12:38 pm

    Minecraft: Now with more Courage Wolf!

  7. SHODAK on October 31st, 2011 11:41 am

    Although if anything, that creeper now looks *less* threatening than when it was blocky.

  8. C__F on October 31st, 2011 12:52 pm

    Step 1: Build a giant obsidian wall.
    Step 2: Wait until dawn.
    Step 3: Profit.

  9. GameboyPATH on October 31st, 2011 1:00 pm

    I'm dressed as Minecraft Steve this Halloween, and I approve of this picture.

  10. Hazenkain on October 31st, 2011 1:13 pm

    Skeletons mounted on spiders? Shit just got real.

  11. ChemicalKirby on October 31st, 2011 1:20 pm

    I'd much rather tame that wolf.

  12. PortalMan118 on October 31st, 2011 1:31 pm

    I can't wait to see what the Enderman looks like!

  13. MoG on October 31st, 2011 1:35 pm

    The enderman looks like he's going to "shoop da whoop"…

  14. Deep Thought on October 31st, 2011 1:46 pm

    Looks like I'll be waiting until AFTER Halloween until I boot up the game again.

    Dat Creeper

  15. Rexxmech on October 31st, 2011 1:48 pm

    Well looks like i can't go outside, ever again.

  16. Wetmang on October 31st, 2011 1:58 pm

    Don't worry, you can use that shit in your pants for mortar!

  17. DiamyoAlex on October 31st, 2011 2:04 pm

    Makes me glad I don't live there…

  18. Lord_Science on October 31st, 2011 2:24 pm

    Screw torches, I'm building a lava moat.

  19. Drjolt on October 31st, 2011 3:03 pm

    That wolf does C-C-C-C-COCAINE!

  20. HughbertEsq on October 31st, 2011 3:12 pm

    Shawn, you haven't even seen the Mooshrooms yet….

  21. Sir_Nox on October 31st, 2011 3:12 pm

    Monsters coming out to steal your candy?
    <img src="; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
    This looks like a job for Hiss Redfield.

    Alternatively: Looks like things-


    Just got Real.


  22. EonofAeon on October 31st, 2011 3:32 pm

    …And now we know why Steve has brown pants; this is what he really sees. What we perceive as minecraft is simply a censored, mind-safe version…

  23. TheArrived on October 31st, 2011 4:42 pm

    That…is just terrifying…

  24. CriticalQuit on October 31st, 2011 4:50 pm

    Now they just need to add Lavender Town's theme to the soundtrack at night and they will have made me completely shit my pants.

  25. TheInsaneWombat on October 31st, 2011 5:12 pm


    Save and quit….

    Minecraft Forums…..

    Query: SPC



    *Enderman kills you before you can activate God Mode*


  26. Totema on October 31st, 2011 6:01 pm

    Enderman is a-firin' his lazor.

  27. Vizardvalor on October 31st, 2011 6:19 pm

    I think that creeper ate the same rare candy as "Come at me bro" Wobbuffet.

  28. Sid_Diddly on October 31st, 2011 9:34 pm

    I totally just shat a 64 stack.

  29. BTSnoogans on November 1st, 2011 1:01 am

    3 Part Comment, woohoo

    1. What is that ghast doing out of the nether? HAX!
    2. He should just focus all of his strength on the skeleton. Take its bones. Give them to the wolf. Make wolf kill everyone else. All the while avoiding eye contact with the enderman.

  30. EliminatorZigma on November 1st, 2011 12:27 pm

    And people wonder why Minecraft doesn't get realistic graphics…

    If it did, it would be the survival-horror game of the century.

  31. ZxDeltaWolfxZ on November 4th, 2011 11:43 pm

    …OH MY GOD…i can has mad that does this for minecraft…?

  32. Moi on January 26th, 2012 4:16 pm

    And, as the darkness envelopes the island, the harbingers of doom hunt poor, foolish Steve down, and strike him down, torturing him for his mundane mistake, as Arceus looks down on him, feeling nothing but meloncholical pity. And, as Steve prays for the bitter-sweet release of death, the Creeper explodes, incinerating him, exposing flesh, and cutting him from the world. He now looks down at his once home-sweet-home, cuddling in Arceus' grand warmth.

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