The Demoman's Greatest Fear

Ironic, the Demoman isn’t even afraid of his own explosive munitions, but handling depth perception… now that puts the fear of God into him!
Don’t forget to bust out your 3D glasses!

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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on October 17, 2011 · 6:28 PM 
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Motivational, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weak Points, Xbox 360

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93 Responses to “The Demoman’s Greatest Fear”

  1. Captain Flavor on October 17th, 2011 6:43 pm

    Don't worry Demo, you can always just turn the slider down!… Does that work for real life?

  2. smashpro1 on October 17th, 2011 6:44 pm

    I share Demoman's fear.

  3. christmas4477 on October 17th, 2011 6:45 pm

    Oh boy. Another TF2 submission. And this one's even in 3D. Yaaaaaay.

  4. AuraBlaze on October 17th, 2011 6:49 pm

    There is only one fear of the third dimension that I have. … The fear that I will never see this in 3D. Where can I find 3D glasses!?! щ(゚Д゚щ)

  5. Psycroc on October 17th, 2011 6:57 pm

    Good thing I still have my Sharkboy and Lavagirl glasses

    [Insert Fuck yeah guy here]

  6. SHODAK on October 17th, 2011 7:04 pm

    Funny thing is, if he put on a pair of 3D glasses, he'd be able to see this image as usual, if a bit green-/rose-tinted.

  7. The_AntiVillain on October 17th, 2011 7:07 pm

    i can see fine and have pretty good depth perception with one eye open

  8. AManWithACloak on October 17th, 2011 7:10 pm

    TF2: All updates and dimensions are free.
    Castlevania HD: Only 2 dimensions, and every extra level and character has to be bought separately.

  9. Marzen on October 17th, 2011 7:16 pm

    That Engie is fuckin' acrobatic as SHIT.

  10. Deep Thought on October 17th, 2011 7:25 pm

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    I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you… if you haven't noticed I only have the one eye.

  11. C__F on October 17th, 2011 7:33 pm

    Why is it the class with only one eye has the gameplay style that requires a keen sense of timing and use of a 3D environment to bounce projectiles?

    Anyway, you'd think he'd be used to it by now. In Meet the Demo, he's one-eyed and still pwnin' with the best of 'em. And that's supposed to be our introduction to our bomb-bouncing friend. Logic dictates he'd only become more skilled in coping with his handicap over time. His fear is completely unwarranted.

    Enough with that. I would use a corny joke to follow up my analysis, but I haven't got one in sight.

  12. Nick Soapdish on October 17th, 2011 7:43 pm

    Demoman is sad cause he can't ever fully experience Avatar.

  13. SirNumel on October 17th, 2011 7:45 pm

    It's like the bullets are actually coming right at you!

  14. shadow649 on October 17th, 2011 7:46 pm

    Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on October 17, 2011 · 6:28 PM

    It's not Shawn? There's another? When did this happen?

    Actually relevant:I still think Saxton Hale will always be the Demoman's greatest fear.

  15. spplmj on October 17th, 2011 7:58 pm
  16. Sceptilianblade on October 17th, 2011 7:59 pm

    A Halolz submission… NOT posted by Shawn?!
    What madness is this!?

  17. TheFancyPants on October 17th, 2011 8:08 pm

    HAHA! I have 3D glasses, now I'll just put them on and…
    Which team is he on!?

  18. Ice_Cold_Water on October 17th, 2011 8:13 pm

    Shouldn't have been been so wreckless with the Eyelander. Tisk tisk…
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  19. Red on October 17th, 2011 8:46 pm

    I thought that his worst fear was running out of alcohol…
    *checks alcohol storage facility*
    uh oh

  20. Vabolo on October 17th, 2011 8:47 pm
  21. Rexxmech on October 17th, 2011 8:51 pm

    I thought depth perception would be his greatest fear

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  22. MasterLuigi452 on October 17th, 2011 9:04 pm

    You are not alone Demoman.
    My right eye is blind, so I cannot see a thing in 3D. (True story)

  23. Jimmy on October 17th, 2011 9:17 pm

    Demoman is an Avenger. He doesn't have to worry about 3D.
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    Speaking of the Avengers…I got to be an extra for the movie.

  24. Vabolo on October 17th, 2011 9:19 pm

    I've heard of Heavy Rain, but this is ridiculous!

  25. MrRaccoon on October 17th, 2011 9:23 pm


  26. CriticalQuit on October 17th, 2011 9:31 pm


  27. ChemicalKirby on October 17th, 2011 9:41 pm

    Yet he has the sickest angled grenade shots…

  28. JordanTH on October 17th, 2011 9:58 pm

    And this is when he HASN' T been drinking…

  29. TomQuoVadis on October 17th, 2011 10:36 pm

    I never developed stereovision, so 3D doesn't even work for me.

  30. invadingduck on October 17th, 2011 11:30 pm

    Looks like the Demoman is out of his depth.

  31. Totema on October 18th, 2011 3:15 am

    Demoman is afraid of a theoretical realm of space and time in which the particles of dark matter is parallel to alternate reality that bends light to combine with the electrical charges of the subconscious mind to create the illusion of movement. What is dark becomes light. What is light becomes dark. Some look at the third dimension and see nothingness, while others believe they see the VERY FACE OF GOD.

  32. penguindude42 on October 18th, 2011 4:52 pm

    Two armed men hang above.
    Be they RED, or be they BLU?

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