Falcon ZING!
By NoPUNintendo, submitted by Alpar
Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2011 · 1:09 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Capcom, Cray-Z Crossovers, F-Zero, Failure, Mega Man, Nintendo, Robots, Sequential Art, Serious Business · Leave a comment () 148 Comments |
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FALCON INSTRUCTION!
Sorry Zero, you didn't make the cut.
The only reason why I'm laughing so hard is that Shawn you gave the wrong person for the credit.
It was Alpar who first found it on "Halolz should post this thread."
And honest to God, I did not send this to Shawn via mail.
How does he drive with a cannon for an arm?
<img src="http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/5109259/img/Symbols/csi-yeah-skyline-large.jpg">
You didn't crash once. Of course you fail!
Didn't know Zero needed to drive since he can just teleport like he does in every game.
What.
There are much better things than this in the thread.
I hope Captain Falcon didn't set the bar on that driving test. If that's the case, no one will be able to pass.
FALCON PUN(CH)!
WHAT AM I DRIVING FORRR!?!?!?!!!!
I guess people thought it was another clever fan video and it flew over their head.
Meanwhile in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mr. McCloud grabbed a Power-Up and Toad said, "You got a Star, Fox!"
FALCON FIRSTGEAR!
FALCON HANDBREAK!
FALCON LEFTSIGNAL!
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Oh the Falcon-ity!
Finally Captain Falcon is ba-
*Sees pun*
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/080/538/400px-khan.jpg?1288726660">
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWNN!!!
I guess it's probably difficult to drive with the Mega Buster still on…
<img src="http://static.allegro.cc/image/cache/a/8/a84edd2244887006e40ec51a01c0fea1-240.jpg">
All of my hate!
I think this is the first Captain Falcon joke I've seen that had nothing to do with either Falcon Punch, Yes!, or Show me ya moves!
Too bad it's rather lame.
"'IF I WERE TO GIVE THIS GAME A GRADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?'
WELL, IF IT WAS A LETTER GRADE, I'D GIVE IT AN F.
IF IT WAS A NUMBER GRADE, I'D GIVE IT A ZERO."
~Metaphor128
Wait have I made a comment yet?
Oh Okay
So Zero gets a free F-Zero machine?
You're grades?
<img src="http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll310/IndeedWut/CFdisapproval.png">
this pun has been
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/12/captain-falcon-approved/">
Damn kids these days with their cocky smirks and arm cannons.
"I'm afraid you lacked the drive to succeed."
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his moveset is downright awesome, I'm gonna just say this now. that last hyper combo would be awesome to kill Galactus with, unfortunately big G'll get a power boost probably to be even more of an ass to beat
i am not shawn, nor do i claim to be him, but it might be because it's not really a joke?
its preview of a character in a game, that character may be a joke for a fighting game, but that's it. now this, this is a joke: rel="nofollow">
rel="nofollow">Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.
At least it wasn't Crashman behind the wheel.
Eh?
Eh?
Anyone?
*Cricket chirp*
ಠ__ಠ
*Sees submission* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!