Step 3: You make her open the box.

I hope you ladies like hats… ’cause there’s a gift inside and it’s wearing one!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 12, 2011 · 10:19 AM 
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103 Responses to “Step 3: You make her open the box.”

  1. EonofAeon on October 12th, 2011 10:21 am

    Look, you open the crate, you look at the gift, whattya see? It's clean, it's pristine, it's a loving machine! NO UDDA CLASS GONNA DO 'DAT!

  2. Sr_Pantalones on October 12th, 2011 10:30 am

    Ooooh! I hope it's a hat!

  3. Vlauer on October 12th, 2011 10:39 am

    Wow, Scout really is a dick sometimes.

  4. CakeBard on October 12th, 2011 10:42 am


  5. invadingduck on October 12th, 2011 10:46 am

    Assuming she's willing to spend $2.50.

  6. Dr.Panda on October 12th, 2011 10:50 am

    Whats really in the box?
    A. A wedding ring
    B. Level 2 sentry
    C. A spy
    D.A sandvich

  7. WizardRex on October 12th, 2011 11:05 am

    "I've got such a frickin' tiny little head!"

  8. Vabolo on October 12th, 2011 11:09 am

    "You're gonna love my nuts!"

  9. Marzen on October 12th, 2011 11:22 am

    Scout, I know you want an unusual, but you can't trick a lady with buying you a key like THAT.

  10. HughbertEsq on October 12th, 2011 11:34 am

    "A penis? Already have one"

  11. MasterLuigi452 on October 12th, 2011 11:39 am

    It's a trap?

  12. Happy_Crazy on October 12th, 2011 11:42 am

    And if you're lucky it might even be unusual!

  13. Lord of Chaos on October 12th, 2011 12:06 pm

    There are two bats in this picture.
    One's a Sandman.

  14. Nomyd on October 12th, 2011 12:11 pm


  15. Red on October 12th, 2011 12:40 pm

    It's my BONK in a box
    (my BONK in a box…)

  16. Captain Flavor on October 12th, 2011 12:53 pm

    Sweet! I got an Unusual… WHAT IN FALCON'S NAME IS THIS?!

  17. AManWithACloak on October 12th, 2011 1:04 pm

    $2.50 to see the mighty serpent!
    C'mon guys, that's a bargain!

  18. CriticalQuit on October 12th, 2011 1:56 pm

    Valve's prototype chastity belt, for those gamers who happen to be attractive XD

  19. Vatonnage on October 12th, 2011 2:17 pm

    To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress (or you really don't know what the reference is)…
    rel="nofollow">Step one:

  20. Jimmy on October 12th, 2011 3:16 pm
  21. Vosur on October 12th, 2011 4:55 pm

    Pyro's possible responses:

    Sets it on fire.
    Uses a Hadoken on it.
    Takes a Homewrecker/Axe to it

    Well, I could go on, but let's see what everyone else has to say about it.

  22. Ovahdrive on October 12th, 2011 5:15 pm

    My Halloween costume last year was something similar, but I was in a FedEx uniform, and I was getting paid $100 an hour.

  23. Drjolt on October 12th, 2011 6:18 pm

    ""Hey baby, want to see my spawnpoint?"

  24. Uzumakiclan43 on October 12th, 2011 7:53 pm

    Sorry, because of that little mishap with the previous submission, I'm all out of fish schtick…

    …Oh! And, just like that, I'm back in!

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    By the way, the box is my penis.

  25. Mask of Problem? on October 12th, 2011 8:45 pm

    Open it quick, or that box is gonna be full of Strange Jarate

  26. AManWithACloak on October 12th, 2011 8:58 pm

    Oh, also, before I forget…
    Can't let you open that, locked box!
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  27. Pancho on October 12th, 2011 11:19 pm

    Penis is SPY!!

    Need a baby dispenser here!!

  28. Esplosion on October 12th, 2011 11:34 pm

    That's one hell of a chastity belt.

  29. Kittari on October 13th, 2011 11:53 pm

    Looks like someone will recieve the gift that keeps on giving for a solid $2.50… And it seems like Scout knows how to drive a hard bargain.

  30. Ernac on October 14th, 2011 10:15 pm

    Every one already knew those boxes had dick all in them.

  31. Rexxmech on October 15th, 2011 2:36 pm

    I opened the box, I was expecting a Strange Force-A-Nature, but all i got was a Shortstop

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