If only we had some way to defend ourselves against those nuts of his.

No one likes being assaulted by someone elses nuts!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 9, 2011 · 10:31 PM 
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Balls of Steel, Gameboy, Nintendo, Retro, The Legend of Zelda, Weak Points

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73 Responses to “If only we had some way to defend ourselves”

  1. Gilyu on October 9th, 2011 10:32 pm

    Pedobear approves.

  2. Not_a_happy_man on October 9th, 2011 10:34 pm

    Getting assaulted just makes her go….NUTS!

  3. Nerfherding on October 9th, 2011 10:44 pm

    Ah. I still remember playing through this. Good times.

  4. mikeorike on October 9th, 2011 10:48 pm

    Link: Don't worry Zelda! I'll shot one of MY nuts at anyone who tries to hurt us!
    Zelda: Um…Since when did you get those?
    Link: I bought them at the store! I always keep my nuts in a bag just in case!
    Zelda: What store was this?
    Link: The one right next to your castle
    *Zelda shivers in fear*

  5. VyseRogueKing on October 9th, 2011 10:49 pm

    Well maybe if I use MY nuts we could stun him long enough to get around. *reaches into pants and uses a flash of his nuts*

  6. Skrist on October 9th, 2011 10:49 pm

    They should let you strap explosives to your dead body in Halo.
    *T-bagger kills you…. walks to body*
    Life made simpler.
    I guess it would work for Link too… does he ever die on his own?

  7. ibbolia on October 9th, 2011 10:54 pm

    May I recommend fire?After all, there's nothing much like roasted nuts.

  8. EonofAeon on October 9th, 2011 11:06 pm

    Well den, kudos to the nut(s) who submitted the link for this image!

  9. TheInsaneWombat on October 9th, 2011 11:10 pm

    You found MACE! (Dadada-daaaaaaaaa)

    It seems like the perfect thing to protect yourself from somebody else's nuts.

  10. SSFF6B on October 9th, 2011 11:12 pm

    You mean like Deku Nuts? Those things are the sign of masculinity for Dekus everywhere!

  11. GameboyPATH on October 9th, 2011 11:16 pm
  12. VigilanteSpider on October 9th, 2011 11:17 pm

    Aw, but Zelda, I'm sure you'll LOVE his nuts! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  13. Wetmang on October 9th, 2011 11:17 pm

    What? You mean deez NUTS!?
    <img src=http://i53.tinypic.com/155q8vs.jpg>

  14. Jimmy on October 9th, 2011 11:22 pm

    It's okay Zelda, I have the solution!!! I'll just whip out my legendary Master Sword!!! That can vanquish anything!!!

    *Begins to unzip pants*

    Zelda: *EEEEEEEK!!!*

  15. Red on October 9th, 2011 11:38 pm

    Well ain't that just nutty

  16. tveye on October 9th, 2011 11:38 pm

    Zelda should just take a women's self defense class.

    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/tveye363/Phoenix%20Wright/tumblr_lmtekfLjjU1qgy8q8o1_500.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  17. MasterLuigi452 on October 9th, 2011 11:40 pm

    Awwww nuts…

  18. Esplosion on October 10th, 2011 12:12 am
  19. Marzen on October 10th, 2011 12:17 am

    Oh come on, he's a fairy boy! He can take his fair share of nuts, Din knows he probably has already.

    Oh wait, that's Tingle.

  20. Trolldad on October 10th, 2011 12:35 am
  21. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 10th, 2011 1:09 am

    Sounds like they're in need…
    …of a cock block.

  22. TheArrived on October 10th, 2011 1:56 am

    I think a good offense would be the best defense in this case…

  23. VT_Juju_Man on October 10th, 2011 2:31 am

    The disturbing thing is, they're only kids in this game….sooooo….

    <img src="http://old.culturegarage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/pedobearapproved.jpg"&gt;

    *Insert Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC joke*

  24. Hatley96 on October 10th, 2011 8:17 am

    (Sung to the tune of Ghostbusters)
    If you need defence!
    Against someone's nuts!
    Who ya gonna call?

  25. sonicsmash2 on October 10th, 2011 8:49 am

    It's funny how in games like oot where deku nuts…..flash, and cause everything to…..stun….
    Now these nut's got a whole new meaning

  26. Esplosion on October 10th, 2011 11:51 am
  27. sims796 on October 10th, 2011 2:31 pm

    I…need an adult?

  28. Doctor Rover on October 10th, 2011 5:54 pm

    It's funny for all the accidental innuendos you can find in Nintendo games.

  29. PortalMan118 on October 10th, 2011 6:27 pm

    They do have a way of defending yourself……it's called a condom.

  30. ecruz747 on October 10th, 2011 7:03 pm

    It looks like…They're in a nutty situation.
    *gets boo'd out*

  31. vash_ts on October 10th, 2011 8:03 pm

    wait a minute… wich zelda game is this?
    I never played a game where zelda is not a ghost, or a statue, or a prisoner, or a prisioner statue of a ghost…

  32. dualblade14 on October 10th, 2011 11:51 pm

    It’s called a Jockstrap princess, or if you prefer, briefs!

  33. straYDoubter on October 11th, 2011 9:43 am

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