Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 5, 2011 · 12:55 AM 
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92 Responses to “Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.”

  1. MeatyMcSausage on October 5th, 2011 12:57 am

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    That teacher is just ASKING to be made into some nice meat.

  2. RemielChibus on October 5th, 2011 12:58 am

    "Describe the composition of TNT", "Describe the relevance of the golden apple", and "How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had one line of inventory space?" were also later removed from the exam.

  3. JordanTH on October 5th, 2011 12:58 am

    I guess it wasn't a crafty enough answer.

  4. VigilanteSpider on October 5th, 2011 1:00 am

    Punching trees gives Dick Pound wood!

    I'm going back to my corner now.

  5. Deep Thought on October 5th, 2011 1:17 am

    Should have cast dimension door on the paper…

    fucking smartass.

  6. SolidScientist on October 5th, 2011 1:17 am

    I've gotta side with the teacher on this one…

    …some sand or gravel blocks would have made a MUCH simpler door.

  7. UndeadLex on October 5th, 2011 1:36 am

    All of my CD players are made from diamond.

  8. Skrist on October 5th, 2011 1:40 am

    If I were a teacher and seen that I would've given the student an A because they obviously have courage to do it… which means they are learning. I don't think they teach kids to stand up for themselves anymore… shame.

  9. CakeBard on October 5th, 2011 1:49 am

    Pfft.. EVERYONE plays minecraft! Obviously the teacher thought the student's horrid drawing insulted the game.

  10. LitmusRemnantal on October 5th, 2011 2:04 am

    Maybe the answer would have been correct if he posted how to make the crafting table too. :P

  11. El_bruno on October 5th, 2011 2:09 am

    Now just wait until the teacher asks about the process of hat making.

  12. Ryven on October 5th, 2011 2:37 am

    /give player 46 1

  13. VyseRogueKing on October 5th, 2011 2:57 am

    You mean that's not how doors are made? That's another mystical thing the internet has ruined for. What's next? You guys gonna tell me that Mountain Dew ISN'T the blood of slain Jotun distilled into a drinkable form by the Norse Gods themselves?

  14. BTSnoogans on October 5th, 2011 4:34 am

    Wait, wait, wait. If the teacher doesn't understand how to craft in Minecraft, where did the paper come from that the question was printed on? That stuff doesn't spawn naturally, you need to craft it from sugar cane. I think that teacher is hiding something.

  15. sisseltheundeadcat on October 5th, 2011 5:39 am

    Actually I think he got it wrong because it said DESCRIBE how, not SHOW how.

  16. Jimmy on October 5th, 2011 6:47 am

    At first, I didn't know what the drawing was either. Then I realized it was Minecraft because of this: <img src=""&gt;

    The rest is at

    More accurately…

    Anyway, I nearly wouldn't have gotten the joke if not for that. I play Terraria so…it's waaaaay different.

  17. CriticalQuit on October 5th, 2011 7:13 am

    Now you're thinking with Minecraft.

    But you should probably stop thinking that way.

  18. IncredulousEric on October 5th, 2011 7:28 am
  19. TheFancyPants on October 5th, 2011 8:12 am

    Bah, that teacher probably plays Terraria, that's why.
    People need a more open mind.

  20. AuraBlaze on October 5th, 2011 9:39 am

    Doesn't sound like a challenge to begin with, but that's the stigma of video games of course

  21. Vabolo on October 5th, 2011 9:47 am

    It isn't really a sacrifice if it's in bonus round.

  22. Mindlessinvalid on October 5th, 2011 10:15 am

    His teacher must have thought him a real *blockhead*. That poor student must have felt *picked* on and his mine-craft related answer *dug* him deeper into trouble. Later the teachers kid got the teacher hooked on minecraft, boy did he feel *sheepish* after that. The next day the teacher went to apologize but the kid came to school strapped down with a bomb and smeared in green paint.

    this entire scenario is *Hisssssterical*

  23. mrshinyobject on October 5th, 2011 10:46 am

    Am I the only one who noticed the quote from Billy Madison in the description?

    "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

  24. Rexxmech on October 5th, 2011 11:29 am

    I think this is about as simple as door making gets.

  25. MasterLuigi452 on October 5th, 2011 11:36 am

    Minecraft logic will not gaurantee you with 100% grade.

  26. Marzen on October 5th, 2011 11:37 am

    I need to be a teacher just to get answers like this on my tests.

  27. Mentlegen on October 5th, 2011 12:36 pm

    I know that feel bro…they kicked me out of med school when I marked cooked porkchops as the cure for anything.

    Should have answered Golden Apples.

  28. GazzyW007 on October 5th, 2011 1:39 pm

    Pfff. I use alchemy to create doors in walls.

  29. GazzyW007 on October 5th, 2011 1:41 pm

    Dick Pound 3: Pound with a Vengance

  30. Drjolt on October 5th, 2011 4:37 pm

    Makes sense to me! I'd tell her to say "Don't you know punching trees gives me wood?"

  31. 3K9 on October 5th, 2011 7:47 pm

    What are you talking about? The teacher is right, you can't make a door with gray wool, you need planks, PLANKS!

  32. PortalMan118 on October 8th, 2011 2:03 pm

    I don't see the problem. All the math checks out.

  33. jay on October 13th, 2012 9:18 am

    Itsnthe correct anwer but u didnt write how u get a 3x3 grid(crafting tablw)

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