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Battention Defecit Disorder



Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2011 · 10:22 PM 
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Achievement Unlocked, Batman, Eidos, Incoming Transmission, Irony, Off Duty, PC, Playstation, Sequential Art, Superheroes/Supervillains, Too Much Free Time, Uncategorized, Xbox 360

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38 Responses to “Battention Defecit Disorder”

  1. UndeadLex on September 7th, 2011 10:27 pm

    <img src="http://www.ticketplanner.es/images/185_RAVE.gif"&gt;

  2. smashpro1 on September 7th, 2011 10:31 pm

    Gotta get my achievements, man!

  3. Totema on September 7th, 2011 10:32 pm

    Batman. There's an achievement for stopping the Joker.

    There. Was that hard?

  4. Wetmang on September 7th, 2011 10:34 pm

    Bat Mantis does not need your bat-peen points!
    <img src=http://sharetv.org/images/guide/356371.jpg>

  5. Artakha on September 7th, 2011 10:35 pm

    Batman: How big is the achievement?
    Gordon: Err… Depends.
    Batman: It can wait.

  6. Ovahdrive on September 7th, 2011 10:38 pm

    The Dark Knight is obviously busy, call back later.

    <img src="http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/092009/batman_responds.jpg&quot; width=70% height=70%>

  7. ibbolia on September 7th, 2011 10:46 pm

    But being Batman IS an achievement.

  8. SolidScientist on September 7th, 2011 10:46 pm

    "Batman! Batman, come in! I've got urgent news regarding the Joker's plans to bomb Gotham!"

    …

    "Batman, do you read? This is Oracle, please respond! I've got something you really need to hear!"

    …

    "Batman, respond! Repeat: Batman, respond! Are you okay out there?"

    …

    "Batman, say something! This is important information!"

    …

    "Batman?"

    …

    "Bat--"

    "DAMN IT, WOMAN, I AM rel="nofollow">GETTING MY GROOVE ON!"

  9. Bobomberman on September 7th, 2011 10:47 pm

    "I also think there's an achievement if I 'Walk the Dinosaur' long enough, so naturally that comes first!"

  10. MagmarFire on September 7th, 2011 11:19 pm

    HEY, THAT'S NO FAIR! I have ADD! There's no way I act like that, and I'm offended that the artist would even think ofOH, SWEET, ANOTHER HEART CONTAINER!

  11. The_AntiVillain on September 7th, 2011 11:28 pm

    I'm BATMAN!!!
    I can do those things and still have time to save the city.
    YOU KNOW WHY?!?!?
    YEAH!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! CUZ I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!
    NOW ORACLE GO BACK TO YOUR WHEELCHAIR BEFORE I LET THE JOKER SHOOT YOU AGAIN IN THE REBOOT.

  12. invadingduck on September 8th, 2011 12:24 am

    At least there aren't achievements where you kill yourself like in Portal 2.

    I'll leave it to somebody else to post the Awkward Zombie comic. I don't know how.

  13. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 8th, 2011 12:42 am

    What Batman isn't telling us is that all that stuff has to do with Half-Life 2: Episode Three.

  14. VyseRogueKing on September 8th, 2011 12:45 am

    Hey no matter how long he takes that bomb will never go off. Until he gets there at least then he has five minutes.

  15. JboneDRS on September 8th, 2011 3:02 am

    I imagined him saying all of that in his Dark Knight raspy voice.

  16. chuckpebble on September 8th, 2011 8:04 am

    Hangs up phone.
    Walks the dinosaur.

  17. DiamyoAlex on September 8th, 2011 4:27 pm

    I am vengeance! I am the night! I. AM BATMAN!
    (Achievement Unlocked: Badass boast)

  18. TheInsaneWombat on September 8th, 2011 5:17 pm

    Relevant?
    http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/22/video-the-legend… http://www.halolz.com/2010/01/24/attention-defici…

  19. PortalMan118 on September 8th, 2011 8:19 pm

    Yes Batman. Yes there is.

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