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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 4, 2011 · 8:07 AM 
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95 Responses to “[VIDEO] Mister Jensen Needs a New Mirror”

  1. Rain on September 4th, 2011 8:46 am

    inb4 She never asked for this

  2. walktovanish on September 4th, 2011 9:25 am

    …I couldn't come up with anything witty to say, but it's my birthday, so that's cool

  3. Dr. Furry on September 4th, 2011 9:27 am


  4. Alpar on September 4th, 2011 9:42 am

    Well, admittedly not a Deus Ex fan, so I'd probably better just sit these next few submissions out…

  5. dope92 on September 4th, 2011 9:57 am

    did he ever get that mirror?

  6. Guppy06 on September 4th, 2011 10:10 am

    It's so hard to find good help these days.

    Mirrors: serious business.

  7. HughbertEsq on September 4th, 2011 10:50 am

    Roight, where does this "i never asked for this" come from, is it the official meme/catchphrase of DE:HR?

  8. HughbertEsq on September 4th, 2011 10:52 am

    Well since I've been playing a lot of Shogun 2, SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

  9. SHODAK on September 4th, 2011 10:59 am

    Let's see how YOU like being left in storage for 4 freakin' weeks. Maybe next time you'll just get me MY GOD-DAMN MIRROR, bitch!

  10. Psycroc on September 4th, 2011 11:00 am

    Saw this a few days ago, honestly pretty surprised it ended up on Halolz.

    But, if we're playing some Deus Ex shorts…. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  11. Jimmy on September 4th, 2011 11:16 am


    What kind of stun gun kills it's victim?!? Maybe she had a heart attack…
    LOL hid the body behind the T.V.

  12. inb4SlenderMan on September 4th, 2011 11:20 am

    Adam Jensen: the man with more skeletons behind a TV than you

  13. TheAl41 on September 4th, 2011 11:34 am
  14. DiamyoAlex on September 4th, 2011 11:48 am

    I asked for that a WEEK AGO LADY!

  15. Meekwood on September 4th, 2011 11:57 am

    Ohhhh. Someones going to get an E-mail…

  16. SirNumel on September 4th, 2011 12:21 pm

    I like how Jensen had to leave a Post-It note on his broken mirror to remind him to talk to his landlord about his broken mirror.

  17. Guppy06 on September 4th, 2011 1:18 pm


  18. Lordshadow on September 4th, 2011 1:28 pm

    You can either stun her and hack the computer, or later in the game, she'll leave and the computer will be hackable. They have the mirror. It's been in storage for SO long that the maintenance people are threatening to return it if they don't get the go ahead to install it. She's purposely being a bitch and not installing Adam's new mirror.

  19. Greedy Heavy on September 4th, 2011 1:50 pm

    Later when CSI finds the body…
    Look like this muderer…
    was inhumane…

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  20. Jimmy on September 4th, 2011 1:54 pm
  21. CriticalQuit on September 4th, 2011 2:23 pm

    Bitch won't be missed.

  22. Artakha on September 4th, 2011 2:46 pm

    He shocked the lady at the desk, and all he did was put her in the closet? Lame. I have a lot more ideas…

    <img src="; border="0" Commander Shepard's RAPE FACE… Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

  23. TheInsaneWombat on September 4th, 2011 4:13 pm

    Bitch! I told you "Get me a new mirror!" Whatchoo been doin' here for tha' last week?

  24. Passerby Boy on September 4th, 2011 5:34 pm

    why cant shoving a dead guy into my closet be that easy in oblivion?

  25. kinwoop on September 4th, 2011 8:13 pm

    Funny thing is she's unconscious meaning she's going to wake up later. Now THAT is gonna be hilarious.

  26. Seanhl on September 4th, 2011 10:09 pm

    I needed that mirror now! I'll shock some bitches if I have to to get it

  27. Drjolt on September 4th, 2011 11:04 pm

    *Puts body in fridge* Looks like this was… *Shades* WAS A COLD CASE.

  28. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on September 5th, 2011 8:00 pm

    Shawn, you have made Handbanana happy with your comment
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    Maybe a little too happy.

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