I thought Link was the true hero of Hyrule… but he never showed up. I guess you could say he was… chicken? *ba-dum-dum ching!* Thank you! Tip your waitresses!
By ChrisCrossMedia, submitted by Justin B.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 16, 2011 · 1:18 AM 
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70 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Legend of Cucco”

  1. darkdan1100 on August 16th, 2011 1:20 am

    First, I'll take my -1's now.

  2. mikeorike on August 16th, 2011 1:34 am

    Colonel Sanders…You bastard!

  3. UndeadLex on August 16th, 2011 1:44 am

    B-B-But…. why did it end in Wind Waker?
    PIGS were in Wind Waker… not cuccos… wait… wait… was this video the inspiration for Angry Birds?
    Don't look at the date that this video was posted, you're not thinking fourth dimensionally!

  4. BasketGT on August 16th, 2011 2:07 am

    Damn, those cuccos sure took a long time to execute their revenge, considering they waited to kill Wind Waker Link. Of course, it could have been a few hours as far the Legend of Zelda timeline is concerned.

  5. Zabrio on August 16th, 2011 2:08 am

    So would this be the LoZ version of a Prinny Game?

  6. ChemicalKirby on August 16th, 2011 2:12 am

    The orginal angry birds….had to say it!

  7. AuraMaster on August 16th, 2011 2:15 am

    What the cluck was Link thinking when he tossed that Cucco?

  8. Wetmang on August 16th, 2011 2:21 am

    One chicken, one quest, for revenge…

  9. GameboyPATH on August 16th, 2011 2:25 am

    I had the same reaction when I first saw the Great Fairy.

    …until I saw her face. D:

  10. Fai57 on August 16th, 2011 2:25 am

    1. Get thrown by a guy in a green hat
    2. Horribly murder his ancestor hundreds of years later
    3. ????
    4. Profit

  11. GameboyPATH on August 16th, 2011 2:27 am

    What's scary is that the cucco at the end (after 3 min) sounded like it had an evil laugh. o_o

  12. spplmj on August 16th, 2011 2:59 am
  13. VaultLegend on August 16th, 2011 3:20 am

    Cuccos are scary, but they've got nothing on rel="nofollow">Mega Ultra Chicken.

  14. VT_Juju_Man on August 16th, 2011 3:44 am

    I was hoping to see the pirates of the caribbean ending have the cucco spit out link's ancestor's hat, link pick it up and dive into the cucco's mouth…. then again there's always this guy
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/halolz-dot-com-thelegendofzeldaphantomhourglass-flapjack-linebeck.gif"&gt;

  15. VyseRogueKing on August 16th, 2011 3:49 am

    I guess you could say that Legend of Zelda ran afowl!

  16. Link Lab on August 16th, 2011 6:11 am

    I need to have a word with this ChrisCrossMedia for this blantant mockery of my Ancestors. Everyone knows that cuccos are a pathetic excuse for a bird, never mind a hero….OH GOD NO!!!
    *flees from an army of angry Cuccos*

  17. AccelTrial on August 16th, 2011 6:47 am

    And thus Link was sent to Davey Jones's locker where he was, for all time, surrounded by hundreds of fairies.

    "HEY! LISTEN! HELLO! WATCH OUT!" for all eternity.

  18. TehVortex on August 16th, 2011 7:46 am

    Dear-sweet-mother-of-God! moment at 2:50.

  19. Armetron on August 16th, 2011 8:06 am
  20. HughbertEsq on August 16th, 2011 8:31 am

    Don't worry Link! I'll save you!

    That didn't work didn't it?

  21. HughbertEsq on August 16th, 2011 8:33 am


  22. Exploderizer on August 16th, 2011 10:30 am

    Has anyone made a "Lol giant cock" joke yet?
    Anyway, I think that any video or pic chicken-related should have the tag "Fowl Play", 'cause those two words were stuck in my head the WHOLE video.
    Anyone with me?

  23. Skrist on August 16th, 2011 11:38 am

    And if you pause and look closely at 10 seconds in… you'll notice that hyrule had a penis shaped tower… Link just probably wasn't good enough to save it.

  24. Marzen on August 16th, 2011 1:20 pm


  25. KungFuDeli on August 16th, 2011 1:53 pm

    arise chicken, arise. chicken arise!

  26. bravobuster on August 16th, 2011 2:19 pm

    That's it, this series is for the birds.

  27. Ovahdrive on August 16th, 2011 5:17 pm

    Thunder! Thunder! Thunderchickens! HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  28. Passerby Boy on August 16th, 2011 5:39 pm

    Submitted by Justin B? Am I just imagining things or….. is it really…..

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