When you look this good, it’s not unusual for Medics to have trouble controlling themselves!
By Oddwan

SEXY HEAVY

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 15, 2011 · 9:46 AM

(201 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

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Advice Meme, PC, Playstation, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Exploderizer on August 15th, 2011 9:52 am

Ye gods, I though we were saved from Courage Kratos, but it was only replaced!
WHY, SHAWN, WHY? WHY COULDN'T YOU WAIT UNTIL APRIL FIRST?

OR

Oh, Shawn, your posts give me the most normal boners.
greenxboy on August 15th, 2011 9:56 am

Ask for a medic once

the whole team change to medic
TerrorPinguin on August 15th, 2011 9:57 am

Sexy Heavy makes Natscha shot 200 bullets in 1 second.
coltsman88 on August 15th, 2011 10:06 am

Blue Sniper: I got ya in my sights you bloody wanker
Red Heavy *sexy face into scope*
Blue Sniper *head explodes*
Red Medic *explodes*

OR

I need an adult?
Vabolo on August 15th, 2011 10:12 am

Also in the category of things ocurring next to him: recurring nightmares and Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
ChemicalKirby on August 15th, 2011 10:24 am

I will never Uber this heavy…way to creepy…
Pioneer1 on August 15th, 2011 10:36 am

Stupid sexy Heavy

sadly I couldn't find a video of it…
Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 10:44 am

He speaks Sandvich, in Russian.
His head can deflect the sandman and the huntsmen, at the same time
He can detonate stickies, by just looking at them.
He can make spy's back-stab themselves, by looking at them.
He is the sexiest heavy in 2fort.

"I don't always get ueber-charged, but when I do it's from the whole team."
spplmj on August 15th, 2011 10:54 am

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It cost $400,000 to resist Heavy's charm for 12 seconds
TheInsaneWombat on August 15th, 2011 12:02 pm

I don't like his friends, though. That Sasha chick is way too violent.
Ice_Cold_Water on August 15th, 2011 12:18 pm

This reminds me of a story! Uhh… I forgot how it went, but it ended in rape. But it was funny… ohh nevermind… stare at this kitten…
<img src=http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/no-bonsai-kitten.jpg>
Armetron on August 15th, 2011 12:53 pm

YES YES!!!!! rel="nofollow">
Azurik on August 15th, 2011 1:01 pm

rel="nofollow">This is what happens when Sexy Heavy is unleashed upon the world.
TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 15th, 2011 1:29 pm

<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-gurrenlagann-yokosniper.jpg">
spaghettiweegee on August 15th, 2011 1:40 pm

Is that Sasha in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Because if it's Sasha in your pants, I might have to kill you.
Marzen on August 15th, 2011 1:52 pm

I'm too sexy for my medic, too sexy for my-

*backstabbed*
Sr_Pantalones on August 15th, 2011 1:54 pm

Well… that's a face that no one can forget…
TomQuoVadis on August 15th, 2011 2:05 pm

Oh Lordy…I just got flashbacks to that time I found Medic x Heavy art on DeviantArt.
HughbertEsq on August 15th, 2011 2:34 pm

My Sandvich's bring all the Scouts to the Spawn
And they're like: It's better than yours
Damn right, its better than yours
I could teach you, but Medic has to charge
AubviusTroll on August 15th, 2011 2:54 pm

God Dammit! This is what I get for using that Sexy Heavy spray in the halolz server. *kills self*
Isandriel on August 15th, 2011 3:47 pm

Let's hope this works.
<img src="http://k.min.us/idOghZ2RD.jpg" width="256" height="256" />
Click for larger version.
Drjolt on August 15th, 2011 4:13 pm

I'm, to sexxy for the store. Too sexxy for the store, i'm, too sexxy for the uber..too sexxy for the uber..
PortalMan118 on August 15th, 2011 6:06 pm

The Birth of a meme…
BTSnoogans on August 15th, 2011 7:51 pm

The phrase, DO NOT WANT comes to mind…
CriticalQuit on August 15th, 2011 8:02 pm

Rape Face Heavy is more like it…