Wheatley Puppet

It’s official. This is the greatest cosplaying prop ever made. That’s right all you losers who made a GLaDOS using a potato and some loose wires… contest over! You’ve lost!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2011 · 12:56 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (578 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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57 Responses to “Wheatley Puppet”

  1. Shatman on August 12th, 2011 1:00 am
  2. VyseRogueKing on August 12th, 2011 1:03 am

    Wheatley to Richard Lord, "Physical impossibility my shiny metal arse!"

  3. BlurrySandwich on August 12th, 2011 1:04 am

    I have never wanted to stick my hand in something so bad… except for that one time when… no wait, this is better.

  4. RespectfulGlove on August 12th, 2011 1:10 am

    Now if only Stephen Merchant could take practice into ventriloquism. He could easily rival Jeff Dunham. Hell, even the idea of them going into a show together sounds funny.

    "So 2 ventriloquists, a dead terrorist, and a moron walk into a bar…"

  5. KungFuDeli on August 12th, 2011 1:13 am

    I love you O.O… um, sorry, I don't know where that came from. I was just so captivated by the large, robotic eyeball of British awesomeness. On that note, Wheatley's got the best seat in the house, hey chicka bum bum.

  6. Bridget on August 12th, 2011 1:45 am

    Wow!!! I cannot even wrap my head around this. Seriously pro work.

  7. Wetmang on August 12th, 2011 2:10 am

    Do you have to use lotion when you stick your hand in Wheatley?

  8. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 12th, 2011 2:12 am

    Oh hi, how are you doing?

  9. Bobomberman on August 12th, 2011 2:15 am

    And now I present to you, everyone who's going to have something to do with "space" in their comment.

  10. VaultLegend on August 12th, 2011 2:17 am

    Just keep that puppet away from any massive super computer terminals. Best not to take unnecessary risks.

  11. TheInsaneWombat on August 12th, 2011 2:28 am

    Well, we all knew he was a little empty headed. This proves it.

  12. TheInsaneWombat on August 12th, 2011 2:30 am

    I guess we all knew he was a bit empty headed…

  13. Rocker23220 on August 12th, 2011 2:30 am

    Seriously, how do I get this, and how much does it cost? I will give you my life savings right this very instant.

  14. TCC on August 12th, 2011 2:32 am

    I won't be content until they make an Ace of fours into an actual card suit…

  15. Rocker23220 on August 12th, 2011 2:33 am

    <img src="http://cdn.dropdeadcomedians.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/1726009-shut_up_and_take_my_money_super.jpg&quot; WIDTH="400" HEIGHT="313">

    Seriously, how can I get/make this, and how much does it cost? I will give you my entire life savings, right this very instant.

  16. UndeadLex on August 12th, 2011 2:53 am

    "You are a puppet. Don't be alarmed. But if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction to being told that you are a puppet."

  17. Sir_Mister on August 12th, 2011 3:21 am

    Wait…does this seriously have (practically) 5 stars? This is the first time in a while I've seen that. And it deserves every last one! DO WANT BUT HOW?

  18. HughbertEsq on August 12th, 2011 5:22 am


  19. HughbertEsq on August 12th, 2011 5:26 am

    Heck, I'm just glad I'll be able to have my own lil' Stephen Merchant for me to carry around.
    But does this thing run on batteries alone, or does it have a mains connection
    "They told me, right, that if I ever used Triple A's I would DIE"

  20. HughbertEsq on August 12th, 2011 5:28 am

    Cave: "You. Bag. Car. Map. Weta Workshop HQ. NOW"

  21. GameboyPATH on August 12th, 2011 5:33 am

    The Wheatley comic from before seems to retain truth.

  22. MoG on August 12th, 2011 6:15 am

    …Must take idea and make a SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE core puppet…

  23. Vabolo on August 12th, 2011 8:45 am

    Doesn't beat my functional Portal Gun.

    Which is totally real.

    Even thoughI don't have any pictures or proof of it.

    Because I lost them in a fire at the end of a moving platform.

    For science?

  24. Gearheadmk2 on August 12th, 2011 8:52 am

    Wait… Valve said that replicating a core innards would be impossible… But this person has managed it AND made room for a hand. This puppeter has BROKE PHYSICS.

  25. ChemicalKirby on August 12th, 2011 9:23 am

    If you were a guy from England you could even voice the thing yourself!

  26. inb4SlenderMan on August 12th, 2011 10:18 am

    Wheatley: if you want to buy me say apple!

    Me: O_O………*jumps*

  27. KZN02 on August 12th, 2011 12:58 pm

    Next up, Cores with colors … and hats.

  28. PortalMan118 on August 12th, 2011 11:28 pm

    Cave Johnson puppet. NOW!

  29. spankymac314 on August 13th, 2011 11:52 am

    That is impressive on like…..a really scary level. Seriously, genius stuff.

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