"Time to start over fresh in a new region!" Brings LVL 99 Pikachu

Nothing says fair like starting out a new game with your trusty ringer…I mean, best friend!
What’s that Joey, you choose your level 5 Ratatta? PIKACHU USE VOLT TACKLE, THEN FOLLOW UP WITH A HYPER BEAM
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 2, 2011 · 1:01 PM 
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Anime, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon, Scumbag, TV Shows

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139 Responses to ““Time to start over fresh in a new region!””

  1. jyndtactica on August 2nd, 2011 1:06 pm

    Time to also start fresh with color correction contact lenses!

  2. xxpikalexxx on August 2nd, 2011 1:10 pm

    New region! How do I catch a pokemon again?

  3. TopRattata on August 2nd, 2011 1:11 pm

    "Oooooooh, you're my best friend, so I'll dump you off on Professor Oooooaaak! PO-KE-MON!"

  4. Dr.Panda on August 2nd, 2011 1:12 pm

    Been to 5 different Regions

    Still gets ass handed to him repeatably

  5. TopRattata on August 2nd, 2011 1:13 pm

    By the way, I resent being called level 5… I'm in the top percentage of Rattata… I'm level 7!

  6. MasqueNoMercy on August 2nd, 2011 1:13 pm

    dont forget a new young female "side kick" that you "respect" and "enjoy the company" of.

  7. MasterLuigi452 on August 2nd, 2011 1:14 pm

    Seriously Ash's Pikachu should not faint from gym battle after all those training and leveling up…

  8. danrml on August 2nd, 2011 1:19 pm

    Well I used to watch the anime. It was this the unova regioon that stopped me watching it. Not only are they trying to say that over 800 episodes later than Ash is still 10 years old, but his pikachu loses in a battle with a guy who just got his starter pokemon. Level 99? I don't think so.

  9. ChemicalKirby on August 2nd, 2011 1:23 pm

    And pickachu is still on par with all the other pokemon :|….

  10. Ice_Cold_Water on August 2nd, 2011 1:34 pm

    What even happens to his other pokemon?!?! They just fuck off, and Ash finds new ones…

  11. Freyarule on August 2nd, 2011 1:37 pm

    WELP I'd better get rid of all my strong Pokemon that I got from the last region, hahaha! Here Professor Oak, have some more to your collection of forgotten former Poke-partners!

  12. BlurrySandwich on August 2nd, 2011 12:42 pm

    Don't forget his new hat!

    <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2896568627_b93d709ccd.jpg"&gt;

    also, inb4 tf2 trading hats

  13. invadingduck on August 2nd, 2011 1:45 pm

    Am I a PokeMon Master yet? I can't tell what I'm doing wrong!

  14. Redzeroine on August 2nd, 2011 2:04 pm

    Alright! A new region! Wait, I forget. Am I a boy or a girl?

  15. SirNumel on August 2nd, 2011 2:12 pm

    And yet, he still insists on riding bikes indoors.

  16. TomQuoVadis on August 2nd, 2011 3:01 pm

    That Pikachu was way overpowered even when he first got it. I mean, it even took out a Golem using thunderbolt.


  17. Jakben Imbel on August 2nd, 2011 3:15 pm

    All the off camera trainers are confused on why he doesn't use a thunderstone on pikachu, some came to the conclusion that Ash is a sadistic bastard child that likes seeing pokemon in pain and therefore refuses to let it evolve.
    …Others say he's a noob that doesn't know to apply evolve stones.

  18. RespectfulGlove on August 2nd, 2011 3:21 pm

    Silly Shawn, everyone knows Pikachu can't use Hyper Beam!

    Actually, something that urks me is that even with a Lv.99 Pikachu, Pikachu always loses battles with Ash's current rival. I mean, look at Trip. He just got a Snivy only minutes before he battles Ash, and still beats Pikachu no problem.

    He lets a near-Lv.100 Pokemon lose to a freshly picked starter. 3 times.
    <img src="http://jasowned.com/images/albums/userpics/10001/normal_son_i_am_disappoint.gif"&gt;

  19. Darkangelsv1 on August 2nd, 2011 3:34 pm

    The worst part is: He lost to a Lv 5 Snivy in Unova.
    I am not making this up, just because Pikachu lost his electric attacks, but that doesn't remove the fact that he had Iron Tail and I think Quick Attack.
    Ash is officially the worst trainer ever.

  20. Vizardvalor on August 2nd, 2011 4:05 pm

    Trains pokemon to be powerful

    Release them when he's finish

  21. HughbertEsq on August 2nd, 2011 4:31 pm
  22. TheArrived on August 2nd, 2011 5:12 pm

    This is why Red prefers to stay on the same mountain most of the time.

    Speaking of which, where is the little bastard today?

  23. CriticalQuit on August 2nd, 2011 5:45 pm

    Don't just start with all new pokemon, let's start with a new protagonist!


    I'm fucking tired of Ash. He disgrace's Red's name at this point.

  24. qwefg on August 2nd, 2011 6:01 pm

    Level 99 pikachu and he still has a hard time against the starting gym leaders…

    (level 99 vs level 20… it should not be that hard you idiot!)

  25. L3re7z on August 2nd, 2011 6:27 pm

    He looks like a goddamned cat with those cheek things and sharp, red eyes

  26. PortalMan118 on August 2nd, 2011 6:57 pm

    Why does Brock still hang out with him after all this time?

  27. KungFuDeli on August 2nd, 2011 7:08 pm

    Professor Oak: Well Ash, you've trained your pokemon well. You've allowed Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and all your other pokemon to go on to have fulfilling lives outside of battle. Isn't it about time Pikachu got that chance?

    Ash: HELL NO!!!

  28. ecruz747 on August 2nd, 2011 10:03 pm

    Go to new region, get owned by lvl 5 starter.

  29. TheInsaneWombat on August 2nd, 2011 10:11 pm

    Ash you cheating bastard! You aren't allowed to migrate pokemon until you beat the elite four once and unlock the place that lets you do it!

    Motherfucking Ash Ketchum. >.<

  30. vash_ts on August 2nd, 2011 11:16 pm

    I was talking about rhydon ^^"

  31. Skrist on August 3rd, 2011 12:32 am

    The game: everything you know. The show: Grounds are hurt by electric based attacks and bubbles and leaves explode… SIGN ME UP!

  32. Kn0w1d3a on August 3rd, 2011 12:35 am

    Wait…why isn't Pikachu level 100 yet?

  33. inylchilar on August 3rd, 2011 2:51 am

    Silly Shawn, Pikachu can't learn Hyper Beam HE'S NOT FULLY EVOLVED. Only Raichu can!

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