Cubes are this fall’s hot new geometric headpiece!
By PeterEm, submitted by Sadface

Weighted Companion Cube Head

Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 17, 2011 · 9:15 PM

(201 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)

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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Creepy/Spooky, Konami, Portal, Uncategorized, Valve Software, Weird

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CriticalQuit on May 17th, 2011 9:17 pm

Fighting through Silent Hill with only a Portal gun? GLaDOS was wrong. Killing her? That wouldn't be hard.
Not_anon on May 17th, 2011 9:20 pm

Ah Shawn, looks like you're gonna try your best to fill all of Halolz with Portal.
Vastryn on May 17th, 2011 9:22 pm

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
Bobomberman on May 17th, 2011 9:26 pm

Ehh what would be the mannequin legs then, turrets? No matter what there is going to be a rel="nofollow">very disturbing scene involved…
ThetaBetaSigma on May 17th, 2011 9:30 pm

Aperture Science Hallucinatory Cubic Butcher? We sell those too.
Gordofrog on May 17th, 2011 9:37 pm

This fall season, it's looking like cylinders will be the hot geometric headpiece.
http://images.wikia.com/katamari/images/c/c8/We_L…

Sorry, idk how to embed pictures. :P
Phantom5582 on May 17th, 2011 9:40 pm

Seeing that in the game would make me lose all control of my bowels… But then I really don't play the scary games to start with.
Henry_Wong on May 17th, 2011 9:41 pm

all he wants is a hug

<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VKhhY8FXILw/TUhcBDXEQuI/AAAAAAAAAp4/F2rFkk2DZQU/s1600/pyramid_head___herz_by_arok318.jpg" width=400>
Alpar on May 17th, 2011 9:50 pm

Halolz: We are now posting as many Portal related jokes as possible before they grow stale in about the next five years!
spplmj on May 17th, 2011 9:57 pm

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RELEVANCY TIME!
ChemicalKirby on May 17th, 2011 10:03 pm

I don't think i can ever trust complain cube again T-T
EphEphEcksIII on May 17th, 2011 10:19 pm

Cubehead: Want some cake?
*lifts giant bloody blade*
Cubehead: I just frosted it.
VaultLegend on May 17th, 2011 10:27 pm

Chell's manifestation of guilt for killing her companion cube.
1avidgamer on May 17th, 2011 10:49 pm

rel="nofollow">Don't mind me. I'm just gonna see if i can link words properly.

YES! FINALLY!
Trainer_Black on May 17th, 2011 11:00 pm

Meanwhile in a Alternate dimension.

Shawn: "I'm going to post more Captain Falcon!"
Users: "Shawn, you should post moar Portal, we love it so much!"
Shawn: "Pssh, the only way I would ever do that would be in a horrible alternate dimension."
Dr. Furry on May 17th, 2011 11:20 pm

companion cube is was chell's physical manifestation guilt of destroying glados this whole time.
Uzumakiclan43 on May 17th, 2011 11:31 pm

Wait… Slender body? Giant-ass sword? Mask covering his/its head? Kinda reminds me of someone:
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/afrosamurai/images/6/6b/Gino_from_afro_samurai_by_sakute89.jpg"/img>
imnutty on May 17th, 2011 11:56 pm

if pyramid head rapes legs monsters….what does companion cube head do…….no scratch that….I DONT WANT TO KNOW
SiriuslyGrim on May 18th, 2011 2:05 am

This rendition of pyramid head must rape those conjoined turrets.
nighten2_0 on May 23rd, 2011 12:05 am

companion cube heads? we sell those too… but only the government… and pyramid headed monsters/murderers.