Kratos vs Johnny Cage (comic)

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2011 · 6:57 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (450 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
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Artistic, God of War, Monkey Island, Sequential Art, Sony, Weak Points, Williams/Midway

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76 Responses to “Kratos’ first day of Mortal Kombat”

  1. BasketGT on May 11th, 2011 7:04 pm

    After what he's put Halolz through, Kratos earned this.

  2. pirate_slug on May 11th, 2011 7:08 pm

    inb4 FATALITY!

  3. Uzumakiclan43 on May 11th, 2011 7:09 pm

    Lies! Kratos was playing golf long before Johnny ever picked up a club! Anyone remember Hot Shots Golf?

  4. SolidScientist on May 11th, 2011 7:09 pm

    Throw away the key, 'cause Kratos just got CAGED!

  5. AuraMaster on May 11th, 2011 7:16 pm

    He got burned so bad, Dan Forden came by just to shout "TOASTY!"

  6. Dr.Panda on May 11th, 2011 7:43 pm

    Hey Kratos…U mad?

    oh wait your always mad….

  7. Nick Soapdish on May 11th, 2011 7:49 pm

    It's true, the characters in Mortal Kombat really don't like Kratos

  8. Roflcopter419 on May 11th, 2011 8:00 pm

    And that's how Johnny Cage became Halolz's new idol.

  9. BTSnoogans on May 11th, 2011 8:10 pm

    How long before Johnny Cage gets his head ripped off? Takin' all bets.

  10. Hejiru on May 11th, 2011 8:10 pm

    F@nboy$ is updating again?!

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  11. VaultLegend on May 11th, 2011 8:11 pm

    Mo' like God of BORE!

  12. Axel X on May 11th, 2011 8:55 pm

    You know, I really felt Kratos didn't deserve this treatment. He lost his family, was used by the gods, lost his daughter again, fought his way through Hades…TWICE.

    I felt that way, and then I remembered Courage Kratos and got over it.

  13. seanhl on May 11th, 2011 9:12 pm

    Ouch, I think a crotch-punch from Johnny hurts less than that

  14. IndianCHAN on May 11th, 2011 9:49 pm

    And this is why you main Johnny Cage.

  15. ChemicalKirby on May 11th, 2011 10:24 pm

    I really like God of war,(how it was so close to Greek mythology was so cool) but to hell and back 3 times,really?

  16. Alpar on May 11th, 2011 10:37 pm

    Halolz version:

    "But come on, let's give it up ladies and gentlemen! Kratos, a man so funny, Halolz spat him out twice!"

    Community: Twice is an understatement!

  17. GameboyPATH on May 11th, 2011 10:54 pm

    Why the Monkey Island tag?

  18. Peterdivine on May 12th, 2011 12:09 am

    KRAAATOOOS, you look quite down,
    With your big fat eyes and your big fat frown!
    THEEE WORLD doesn't have to be so
    KRAAAATOS, when your life's a mess,
    when you're feelin' blue, always in distress,
    IIIIIII know what can wash that mad awaaaaay!

    Alll you have to do is:
    (A Sword in every ear?)
    Put your giant chain blades right into their stupid ears!
    It's TRUE, (Says who?) so TRUE, once they're in your gloom will disappear!
    The god's of the world are hard to fear when in their skulls two chain-swords sear,
    So go and put a chain-blade in their ears!

  19. KitchwaTembo on May 12th, 2011 12:25 am
  20. mikeorike on May 12th, 2011 12:25 am

    Can't wait to see how the fatality turned out :D

  21. MasterLuigi452 on May 12th, 2011 12:28 am

    Flawless Victory sums this comic up.

  22. 1avidgamer on May 12th, 2011 5:46 am

    Hit a weak point there, have we Kratos?

    Must have dealt massive damage to your ego.

  23. Inky Blue on May 12th, 2011 10:32 am

    Kratos: You fight like a dairy farmer!
    Cage: how appropiate, YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!

  24. etBie on May 12th, 2011 3:31 pm

    Kratos has been through the Hades FOUR Times

  25. VoiceFromCorner on May 12th, 2011 5:17 pm

    I like how Kratos has nothing to say. I guess he's just waiting for Cage to finish.
    It's only polite to let someone finish speaking before you kill them.

  26. TheAl41 on May 12th, 2011 5:37 pm

    Kratlolz is returning
    its like dividing by 0.
    OH SHI-

  27. TheAl41 on May 12th, 2011 5:38 pm

    Go die in a hole made by nigahiga, your on the wrong comment page, this is for game humor…

  28. TheAl41 on May 12th, 2011 5:39 pm


  29. tmotom on May 12th, 2011 5:43 pm

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  30. Sceptilianblade on May 12th, 2011 9:29 pm

    Welp, it's better than Courage Kratos.

  31. Dr.Panda on May 13th, 2011 8:44 am

    …Why is Monkey Island a tag and not Mortal Kombat?

  32. tmotom on May 13th, 2011 4:31 pm

    Halolz must hate me, because I keep trying to post the Whoopsie guy that comes out after an epic combo ending with an uppercut, but it keeps deleting him!

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