Dad, I'm in space! I'm proud of you, son. Dad, are YOU space? Yes. Now we are a family again.

Ooh! Play it cool playitcool. Here come here come Space Cops. Here come Space Cops...

Space trial! Putting the system on trial, in space! Space system... GUILTY!!! ...of being in space!

Once he finally got into space, Space Core had quite a few adventures! Of course most of them involved being put in space jail.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 10, 2011 · 7:16 PM 
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76 Responses to “Dad, I’m in space! Play it cool, here come Space Cops.”

  1. RemielChibus on May 10th, 2011 7:18 pm

    Com-et me bro.

  2. invadingduck on May 10th, 2011 7:19 pm

    SPACE OBJECTION! Um…isn't everything in the universe in space? I mean if you think about it…not that I'm complaining or anything…

  3. Alpar on May 10th, 2011 7:20 pm

    This meme needs to stop for a while so it can give me space to breathe.

  4. BasketGT on May 10th, 2011 7:22 pm

    *Generic Comment concerning Space*

  5. PrototypeHero on May 10th, 2011 7:23 pm


    Space core's father is the leader of a great space crime syndicate. It explains it all…he is simply trying to follow in his father's footsteps!

  6. aimless_void on May 10th, 2011 7:24 pm

    While in Space Jail, the Space Core was repeatedly subjected to Space Rape by the various Space Thugs that inhabited his Space cell-block. Upon his release, he was quoted as saying, "Earth…Wanna go to Earth…"

    Of course, his place in space jail was soon taken by another unfortunate soul.

  7. RespectfulGlove on May 10th, 2011 7:35 pm

    Fact: You are now reading this in the Fact Sphere's voice.
    Fact: The comment you are reading was created within 3.5 minutes.
    Fact: Halolz has been overridden with space.
    Fact: You will never go to space because you will be too busy reading about space to attempt so.
    Fact: Rats cannot throw up.

  8. spplmj on May 10th, 2011 7:51 pm

    I wonder how earth's core feels about all of space core's shenanigans

  9. RoverTHX on May 10th, 2011 7:57 pm

    I'm feeling alienated from the clever space crowd.

  10. Pioneer1 on May 10th, 2011 7:57 pm

    Since it is improper grammar anyway, and I haven't seen the correct Hammer yet, I'll use my own.

    <img src="; width="475">

    All your space are belong to us

    Since 2 years of lurking and 69 weeks of posting (to date) apparently weren't enough, I would appreciate someone naming the different HAMMERs that are used here, aside from the more commonly used GRAMMAR HAMMER.

  11. smashpro1 on May 10th, 2011 8:01 pm

    Motorcycles in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!

  12. bc524 on May 10th, 2011 8:20 pm

    And this is why i prefer the Adventure Core…

  13. ExplainTheJoke on May 10th, 2011 8:20 pm

    If Space Mom looks anything like Space Dad, I'd totally bone her. IN SPACE.

  14. thereisnospoon on May 10th, 2011 8:27 pm

    Space is too big. Don't like space. Too big. Eh eh. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go home. Wanna go to Earth.

  15. 3K9 on May 10th, 2011 8:33 pm

    I'd still say The Space Core is a pretty good METEOR-cre for this website hehehe aw fuck it, im going home.

  16. Dr. Borok on May 10th, 2011 8:45 pm

    All your space are belong to us

  17. Ichiinu on May 10th, 2011 8:56 pm

    I thought it was guilty of "not" being in space?

  18. CriticalQuit on May 10th, 2011 9:00 pm

    Triple dose. Of space. Overdosing on space. Too much space. Dying… of space.

  19. razorman715 on May 10th, 2011 9:33 pm


  20. 0wire0 on May 10th, 2011 10:03 pm

    Dr. Space Sphere this council finds you guilty on all charges!
    As punishment you are hereby sentenced to life in prison. SPACE PRISON!

  21. TheSpaceCore on May 10th, 2011 10:10 pm

    SPACE! So much space, need to see it all! Nya, nya, nya……OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! I'M IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Grammar Berzerker on May 10th, 2011 10:13 pm

    I wish my dad was space…

  23. Rexxmech on May 10th, 2011 11:36 pm

    I sentence you to 10 space years in space jail

  24. Kevvo on May 11th, 2011 12:40 am

    Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Aperture Space Core. its mission: to explore space, to seek out new space and newer space. To boldly go into Space where no Space Core has gone before.

  25. HughbertEsq on May 11th, 2011 3:58 pm

    I assume this is the final whammy of SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE we'll see now given the extent of the stuff here, right Shawn?

  26. Red on May 11th, 2011 5:23 pm

    Space Core needs;
    1) a TV show. Call it "The Space Core Space Hour Show… in Space"
    2) a web comic, entitled "Spaced out"
    3) A mountain… in Space!

  27. C__F on May 11th, 2011 9:28 pm

    Wait, so space jail is an actual place?

    Snap, I'm in trouble.

  28. MasqueNoMercy on May 12th, 2011 2:10 pm

    i know its just a mash up of random yet well cut out images but when you listen to the space core… ill be damned if that isnt EXACTLY what it sees while it says these lines!

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