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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 2, 2011 · 12:44 PM 
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Bad Ideas, Cray-Z Crossovers, NES, Nintendo, Portal, Tetris, Valve Software

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106 Responses to “[GAME] Portal Tetris”

  1. EphEphEcksIII on May 2nd, 2011 12:53 pm

    Tetris God: Such hubris! You think you can defeat me mortal!?
    Chell: ……..
    Tetris God: Line piece!!!!!!
    Chell: *opens portals*

  2. Tartaurus on May 2nd, 2011 12:53 pm
  3. Tartaurus on May 2nd, 2011 12:54 pm

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  4. Shatman on May 2nd, 2011 12:55 pm

    If you can beat it comrade, there will be capitalism.

  5. Henry_Wong on May 2nd, 2011 12:55 pm

    Line bricks up and make them disappear….with science
    or with a combustible lemon, your pick

  6. spplmj on May 2nd, 2011 1:00 pm

    *Places an emancipation grill at bottom*


  7. Kinockun on May 2nd, 2011 1:07 pm

    Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

    Hey, in case this thing isn't actually bottomless, can I have one of those longfall boots of yours? Just be sure to land on one foot.

  8. Axel X on May 2nd, 2011 1:28 pm

    Hmm, portals and tetris. Sounds like fun, I wonder how far I'll get.

    *several minutes later*

    Wait a second…

    <img src="http://i.brentozar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/i-see-what-you-did-there-300x237.jpg"&gt;

    I only have one problem. There doesn't seem to be a constant increase in velocity. Minor and picky, yes, but something I couldn't ignore.

  9. RemielChibus on May 2nd, 2011 1:40 pm

    Of course, and the goddamned next brick is a line. You monster.

  10. Coodoo on May 2nd, 2011 1:47 pm

    Havin' a little trouble here.

  11. sisseltheundeadcat on May 2nd, 2011 2:45 pm

    They shot osama bin laden while playing

  12. bc524 on May 2nd, 2011 2:50 pm

    the blocks should have been made out of companion cubes.

  13. Jimmy on May 2nd, 2011 2:51 pm

    In the words of the dude from SuperNintendoh! :


  14. CriticalQuit on May 2nd, 2011 3:05 pm

    No 8 bit Still Alive? For shame!

  15. razorman715 on May 2nd, 2011 3:26 pm

    This game is easier than going on psn.

  16. TomQuoVadis on May 2nd, 2011 3:37 pm

    This would make a great "Your argument is invalid" picture.

  17. tmotom on May 2nd, 2011 3:40 pm

    Wait… What? Ohh! God dammit!

  18. TehVortex on May 2nd, 2011 3:45 pm

    Why are all the games posted on this site horribly ironic!?

  19. PrototypeHero on May 2nd, 2011 5:03 pm

    Inb4line-piec….DAMN IT.

  20. Darth_Destro on May 2nd, 2011 5:10 pm

    So, anyone have any "In Soviet Russa…" jokes? Anyone?

  21. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on May 2nd, 2011 5:22 pm

    I think I got it
    *continues playing*
    YES! YES!

  22. MoG on May 2nd, 2011 5:30 pm

    This game makes me want to throw lemons at it…

  23. Red on May 2nd, 2011 5:36 pm

    A perfect set up… all you need is a line piece… you have to sacrifice it with an L block:
    your reaction…
    <img src='http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/5/12117370460.jpg&#039; alt='Click here to view full size' />

    P.S. made 'im myself!

  24. 3K9 on May 2nd, 2011 5:41 pm


  25. nighten2_0 on May 2nd, 2011 5:48 pm


  26. El_bruno on May 2nd, 2011 6:08 pm

    Must….. win….. for….. CAKE!

  27. HughbertEsq on May 2nd, 2011 6:12 pm


  28. VyseRogueKing on May 2nd, 2011 6:21 pm

    Don't worry. I got this one.

  29. Citrovc4 on May 2nd, 2011 6:39 pm

    So who has the High Score?

  30. Redtroopa on May 2nd, 2011 6:40 pm

    I guess it was Cave Johnson who got the 10,000 high score

  31. Howlingwolf214 on May 2nd, 2011 7:02 pm

    The line piece is a lie.

    No, really.

  32. Uzumakiclan43 on May 2nd, 2011 8:01 pm

    Thank you, 8-bit Tetris music. You manage to turn the most annoying and painful sound in Portal (the sound of an object flying through two portals at maximum velocity) and turn it into something soothing and relaxing.

  33. MC Ninja on May 2nd, 2011 8:41 pm

    Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you z pieces, don't build -- make life take the z pieces back! Get mad. I don't want your damn z pieces, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson z pieces. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna build your house. With the z pieces. And then I'm going to burn it down…..with combustible lemons.

  34. k3man on May 2nd, 2011 8:52 pm

    This is the room before the final boss of the internet, you must win a game of portal tetris to proceed.

  35. Dr. Borok on May 4th, 2011 5:14 pm

    Tie to a generator for infinite energy

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