A strange game. target=”_blank”>The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
By Steve Napierski [Dueling Analogs]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 2, 2011 · 12:44 PM
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Categories: Bad Ideas, Cray-Z Crossovers, NES, Nintendo, Portal, Tetris, Valve Software · Leave a comment (106 Comments) |
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Tetris God: Such hubris! You think you can defeat me mortal!?
Chell: ……..
Tetris God: Line piece!!!!!!
Chell: *opens portals*
Tetris God: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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If you can beat it comrade, there will be capitalism.
Line bricks up and make them disappear….with science
or with a combustible lemon, your pick
*Places an emancipation grill at bottom*
VICTORY!
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
Hey, in case this thing isn't actually bottomless, can I have one of those longfall boots of yours? Just be sure to land on one foot.
Hmm, portals and tetris. Sounds like fun, I wonder how far I'll get.
*several minutes later*
Wait a second…
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I only have one problem. There doesn't seem to be a constant increase in velocity. Minor and picky, yes, but something I couldn't ignore.
Of course, and the goddamned next brick is a line. You monster.
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Havin' a little trouble here.
They shot osama bin laden while playing
the blocks should have been made out of companion cubes.
In the words of the dude from SuperNintendoh! :
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PAUSE BUTTON?!?
No 8 bit Still Alive? For shame!
This game is easier than going on psn.
This would make a great "Your argument is invalid" picture.
Wait… What? Ohh! God dammit!
Why are all the games posted on this site horribly ironic!?
Inb4line-piec….DAMN IT.
So, anyone have any "In Soviet Russa…" jokes? Anyone?
I think I got it
*continues playing*
YES! YES!
nononononononononononononononooooooooooo!
This game makes me want to throw lemons at it…
A perfect set up… all you need is a line piece… you have to sacrifice it with an L block:
your reaction…
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P.S. made 'im myself!
WHERE IS MY GAMEGENIE?!
D:>
Must….. win….. for….. CAKE!
RARR C'MON STEAM ONE MORE PERCENT TO GO ONE MORE PERCENT TO GO ONEMOREPERCENTTOGO
Don't worry. I got this one.
So who has the High Score?
I guess it was Cave Johnson who got the 10,000 high score
The line piece is a lie.
No, really.
Thank you, 8-bit Tetris music. You manage to turn the most annoying and painful sound in Portal (the sound of an object flying through two portals at maximum velocity) and turn it into something soothing and relaxing.
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you z pieces, don't build -- make life take the z pieces back! Get mad. I don't want your damn z pieces, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson z pieces. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna build your house. With the z pieces. And then I'm going to burn it down…..with combustible lemons.
This is the room before the final boss of the internet, you must win a game of portal tetris to proceed.
Tie to a generator for infinite energy
Problem?