Toad: Sorry but Dracula is in another castle!

What is a Toad? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 12, 2011 · 10:37 AM 
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Castlevania, Cray-Z Crossovers, Depressing, Konami, Nintendo, Playstation, Super Mario Bros

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78 Responses to “Sorry but Dracula is in another castle!”

  1. spplmj on April 12th, 2011 10:41 am

    I hope it's White Castle. I love that place.

  2. Annonith on April 12th, 2011 10:42 am

    …but we have this 100% vampirish Edward Cullen if you want
    *Richter Belmont runs away*

  3. Nick Soapdish on April 12th, 2011 10:47 am

    Hopefully he's not in Frank Castle.
    I guess if he is, he's discovering 'what is a man'.

  4. Deep Thought on April 12th, 2011 10:52 am


  5. Vlauer on April 12th, 2011 11:12 am

    *a common bar, Bowser walks up to Dracula"

    Bowser: Hey, Drac! Bro, it's been a while! How have you been?

    Dracula: Eh, could have been better. Belmonts keep whippin' my shit all over the place and I can't even make a massive zombie rave party in my castle without him ruining it. Hell, I even hired Death as a bodyguard once. Guess what Belmont did; he promissed the man a drink, but when Death didn't look, he poured some Holy Water to it. Death felt totally cheated the next day.

    Bowser: Huh, well that's unpleasant. But, you know, there's a man, who can at least prolong your existence by screwin' Belmont over, telling him HE IS IN THE WRONG CASTLE!

    Dracula: There's no way this will work, Belmonts are as smart as strong.

    Bowser: How about a bet? If Belmont actually gets tricked into that, you'll get me one bottle of this famous wine of yours.

    Dracula: Deal.

    *few days later, after the situation*

    Bowser: And?

    Dracula: ……Which kind of wine do you prefer?

    [I iz sorry, I couldn't think of a lame pun today]

  6. invadingduck on April 12th, 2011 11:13 am

    Toad spelled backwards is Doat!

    This must have some significance.

  7. Tartaurus on April 12th, 2011 11:19 am

    Die monster! You dont belong in this World 1-1!

  8. Timey16 on April 12th, 2011 12:30 pm

    Who ever said I came here to slay Dracula? >:)

  9. Wetmang on April 12th, 2011 12:41 pm

    So this is why there are so many sequels?

  10. MasterLuigi452 on April 12th, 2011 12:50 pm
  11. CriticalQuit on April 12th, 2011 1:05 pm

    This has the potential for all KINDS of nightmares.

    Sorry Kirby, your Star Rod is in another fountain!

    Sorry Steve, your Diamonds are in another cave!

    Sorry Halolz users, your ponies are in another submission!

  12. RemielChibus on April 12th, 2011 1:15 pm

    No refunds. Now let's pull a Metroid and get rid of all that gear you've gathered to get here!

  13. A_R_ on April 12th, 2011 1:45 pm


  14. UndeadLex on April 12th, 2011 1:46 pm

    What a terrible night for a fungus.

  15. Captain Flavor on April 12th, 2011 1:51 pm

    What is a toad! A miserable pile of fungus. But enough talk… Have at you!

  16. A_R_ on April 12th, 2011 2:35 pm

    inb4 Toad's ten, you sick fuck!

  17. AccelTrial on April 12th, 2011 2:55 pm

    What a tweest!

  18. tmotom on April 12th, 2011 3:18 pm
  19. EphEphEcksIII on April 12th, 2011 3:19 pm

    He's the best!…………………….. At telling you said monarch is not at this current location.

  20. Roflcopter419 on April 12th, 2011 3:45 pm

    I can just imagine Richter yelling "WHAT?! BUT THIS IS THE ONLY EVIL-LOOKING CASTLE FOR MILES AROUND!" in that cheesy SotN voice of his.

  21. Red on April 12th, 2011 4:39 pm

    "I'm sorry Challenger/Gold, but your Red/Pokemon Master is on another mountain"

    p.s. "…"
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  22. BTSnoogans on April 12th, 2011 4:51 pm

    Richter: What? TOAD!? Is there anything more infuriating than finding Toad in a castle?

    Voice: What a horrible night to have a curse.

    Richter: Oh, crap. There is something more annoying.

  23. quaker171 on April 12th, 2011 5:11 pm

    And I applaud you for applauding him.

  24. Acias on April 12th, 2011 5:12 pm

    Could be worse…

    Sorry but the guy is in another castle!

  25. HughbertEsq on April 12th, 2011 6:10 pm

    Yeah Toad really isn't very inconspicuous telling Belmont that while pissing about on the throne in such a way

  26. Leon_Rios on April 12th, 2011 6:46 pm

    Toad had to fill in for Dracula so he could go play 'Jeopardy'.

    Coincidentally, his first answer was "What is a man?"

  27. Citrovc4 on April 13th, 2011 1:11 am

    Since we alredy go carting with bowser, dows this mean we will go carting with Dracula?

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    Id photoshop Dracula over the top of bowser but I dont have time at school.

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