I have heard your cries, loyal readers! I’ll take a break from the courage Kratos submissions, and instead post what you guys really want… My Little Pony crossovers!
When he agreed to be one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, this isn’t what he had in mind!
By lizkay, submitted by Paulrus and Caelun_Niveus
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 9:32 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, God of War, My Little Pony, Sony, Wild Animals · Leave a comment (58 Comments) |
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I dare you to try and find the rainbow in his butt.
Also loved the fact that its bald and has its goatie.
…I squee'd. Should I have?
Should have made it My Little Pony day instead of Kratos. The shitstorm that would ensue
Aw, don't wear pants Kratos Sparkle, we can't see your Cutie Mark that way!
And My Little Kratos cast himself over the highest hurdle in all of Greece…
Sadly, Kratos would soon realize that being neither a unicorn nor a pegasus, and most of all lacking a Cutie Mark, he was nothing special in Ponyville.
*Click on Halolz shortcut*
Hmmm…. wonder what's up for April fail dAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
KRATOS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
Red, where the hell you hid my stockpile of brainbleach?!?!?
Also, Shawn, lrn2kratos, his face is inverted in the banner!
OSHI- KRATOS IS SMILING…. err…. not scowling….. whichever is more shocking….
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Kratos: When I was a human Spartan and things were not going well
Halolz User: Tell me he's not…
Kratos: The Gods would all betray me and send me back down to Hell
Paulrus: I AM.
Kratos: I'd craw out of the abyss, and roar at what I saw
But then I thought that wasn't the way to deal with gods at all
Rainbow Dash: So what i-*DECAPITATED*
Kratos: I thought: Kratos, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face the hoards
You'll see that you are a spartan… and that you carry two fuck-off swords.
CUT. GUT. SCOWL.
So, gut and cut the Goddies
Disembowel the deities
Crack skulls of the cronies
Whoop the ass of the whimpys
Castrate men beneath me
Then fuck their lovely ladies
And then go tell Ares to drop his sword and just give up and if he thinks he can kill me then he's got another thing coming and the very idea makes me laugh because I'm the GOD OF….
WAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
*stab*
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More pony MANLINESS!
The next "My little Pony" game need to be modded so this is in it
Or just have it in the base release, it would appeal to a broader market then.
Nothing is manlier than a guy having the testicular fortitude to admit "Yes, I do like ponies. Those who think I'm a wuss can just watch me have sex with their wives after I've ripped their head from their bodies."
Girls love riding Kratos Pony
Damn, beating me to what I was going to say an hour ago.
I would of added an "of this" but that communicates it much faster.
My negative senses are tingling.
You've answered my cries Shawn, thank you.
Well aaaaaayyyyeeeeee LIKE IT!
here's a new pony:
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(couldn't think of a name…)
Glue Of War
Ponies? More like "My Little Pwnies," amirite?
So this is where it all began…