Six seconds may not seem like much, but when it comes to scientific experimentation every second you can squeeze out is infinitely valuable!
An official Valve video for Portal 2, submitted by several people
Aperture Investment Opportunity #2: “Bot Trust”
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2011 · 4:10 PM |
Categories: Backstab, Best Friends 4-Eva, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Serious Business, Teamwork, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 72 Comments |
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after all, the last human they had destroyed their entire facility
There is an underlying theme to this video.
Nothing can be trusted.
Oh wait, you were expecting a joke.
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Better Robots?
It costs millions of dollars and years of research to build a pair of robots that will trust each other… for six seconds. </lame heavy weapons guy joke>
What? I threw my best friends into fire pits all the time, and they didn't get mad. Granted, they couldn't really get mad with the whole flesh burning thing.
How am I not trustable?
I already trust these guys more than my friends…
SEE PORTAL 2 POSTS
EXPECT SHAWN TO POST ADVICE MEMES WITHIN A WEEK ;)
dammit! i knew terminator didn't finish the job!
Needs more Crusher
I have a whole new respect for GlaDOS. She waited 19 whole levels before pushing me into the fire. I guess we made quite the team!
Recently, I have been questioning my investment choice of Aperture Science. Now that I see what they put my money toward, I am quite pleased with their results. Those were the best 6 seconds of my life.
Funny, reminds me of Magicka co-op play… no, humans can´t be trusted. Especially if your things are shinier than theirs.
Fun Fact!: Fire destroys all friendships.
RoboPan?
I liked Aperture Science better when their public personality came from a soul-less rogue AI program.
That is not trust. That is backstabbing. We sell that, too.
BAM!!! robots gave us 6 more seconds of cooperation than humans, good job robots
Hug Teammate
Pick them up and throw them into Incinerator.
Do be fair it seemed like the orange-eyed robot had the worse end of all the trust tasks. Being flung across the room, almost taking a laser to the face--I don't blame him for pushing the other robot into the firepit.
So, somehow all my comments in this submission are disappearing.
I guess even IntenseDebate hates them.
friendship.exe failure;
>TerminateProcess "test_partner";
>run <trollface.exe>
Critical failure: facial expressions unavailable!
>run <fuuuuuu.mp3>
And so we put these robots through a series of rigorous exercises to build a sincere bond of trust!
*one robot pushes the other into a fire*
Those aren't the trustworthy robots. They're the bitter ones. We sell those too.
I'LL TAKE EIGHT!
Maybe I'd trust robots if I would've gotten cake and be still alve.
the voice is from Ted Williams isn´t it : D
*edit*
I´m wrong as I just found that the voice is from J. K. Simmons : D
And in the process I found out he is doing the voice of Aang and katara son Tenzin
And after that I found out there is going to be a new series of avatar : D
That's betrayal, NOT The Power of Friendship. We sell that too.
It keeps happening!
I told you about the test subjects, doc! I told you!
*sigh*….glaD0s is trying to kill me over and over again…but at least i have you by my side to help me along the way. wait…what the hell are you….damn you peabody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's as if Valve knows what we're gonna be doing in Co-op.