I love you like a MadCatz controller...

It can be a scary thing when gamers attempt at romance! I’m not even sure if this should be considered a success or failure…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 17, 2011 · 11:59 AM 
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59 Responses to “I love you like a MadCatz controller…”

  1. Drifting_Mist on February 17th, 2011 12:07 pm

    A love is better than no love I suppose?

  2. Vabolo on February 17th, 2011 12:10 pm

    Also, your left shoulder came off. But who cares! You have the longest wire! :D

    Considering all my other GameCube controllers are wireless…

  3. Totema on February 17th, 2011 12:17 pm

    Ok, fine -- the only reason I'm still with you is because you have a turbo button. There, happy??

  4. Ichiinu on February 17th, 2011 12:17 pm

    And with your turbo button, oh so bright,
    you'd mess up my games all damn night.

  5. Wetmang on February 17th, 2011 12:38 pm

    I love you like a Virtual Boy, you blinded me with your looks so now I don't care!

  6. SadFace298 on February 17th, 2011 12:49 pm

    Someone gave me this once.

  7. TheUnknownNoob on February 17th, 2011 12:50 pm

    The maker of this valentine was like the PS3.

    No game.

  8. steveblob on February 17th, 2011 12:57 pm

    Wait … is that the mini-gamecube controller? That thing was brilliant for wave dashing in melee

  9. GameboyPATH on February 17th, 2011 1:05 pm

    I chose you because you're cheap.

  10. Jade Catima on February 17th, 2011 1:34 pm

    It's just that I can't find the right way to touch you.

  11. RemielChibus on February 17th, 2011 1:46 pm

    Also, there's a turbo button so I can go really fast, but I peter out too quickly.

  12. MasqueNoMercy on February 17th, 2011 2:07 pm

    youre all i got but we just can't seem to work together anymore. i got used to you being broken for so long but as much as i try to fix you theres nothing i can do other than move on. let's be honest it was fun and i never thought you were perfect but you were perfect for me. and yet, you changed. i cant press your buttons like i used to. you became so unyielding and stiff that we just cant even play anymore without me worrying you will just fall apart.

    im sorry, its over

    im getting an xbox 360

  13. invadingduck on February 17th, 2011 2:44 pm

    To be perfectly honest, I only got you for multiplayer…

  14. Paulrus-Keaton? on February 17th, 2011 2:54 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Mad Cats controller
    Rhyming is hard

  15. Marzen on February 17th, 2011 3:01 pm

    I dunno Shawn, I'm making a note here.

    Huge success.

  16. darkdan1100 on February 17th, 2011 3:06 pm

    Am I the ONLY person who lost the game when they saw the controller?

  17. TheAceOfSkulls on February 17th, 2011 5:44 pm

    You're like my first car
    You're a hand-me-down that is barely still going
    I've tried to touch you up with a few extra things, but it's only prolonging the inevitable
    Your death will mark a new beginning in my life, where I will find something better suited to my needs, and will get me farther and support me better, and shall eventually serve it's purpose and be sent on, though you will always be the one I remember the best for being the first in this chain.

    No, Hallmark didn't accept this one either, especially when they found out that I planned to make full use of the "open for a surprise" technology of their cards.

  18. TheAceOfSkulls on February 17th, 2011 5:50 pm

    I actually liked my MadCatz, though that was more because it absorbed the greatness emanating from Tales of Symphonia to be unleashed in Melee games later on with White Marth, and it then absorb the tears of opponents who lost to "that gay looking emo teenager." Come to think of it, that glowing red dot and twisted design also struck home for some reason.

    (And it was still better than a Wii controller for Brawl, but that's a whole different rambling joke)

  19. darkdan1100 on February 17th, 2011 5:53 pm

    That's against the rules isn't it?

  20. Darth_Destro on February 17th, 2011 6:01 pm

    I'm….I'm…..I'm not sure how I feel about this.

    My wife got me a MadCatz controller for Valentine's Day.

  21. Rocker23220 on February 17th, 2011 7:19 pm


    All you can "hear"….

  22. Jackthehedgy on February 17th, 2011 8:44 pm

    I don't know about any of you but every mad cat controller I had broke the next day. The only real reason I any of them was for turbo.

  23. TLV on February 19th, 2011 3:47 am

    This is the valentines card of a gamer who USED to have a girlfriend.

  24. ZeikHunter on February 19th, 2011 1:11 pm

    You're the only controller I care for… because the other ones are nowhere to be found.

  25. SonicsmyName on February 21st, 2011 11:00 pm

    My MadCatz controller broke.

    Is that a bad omen? ;__;

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