Rockets are RED, crit ones are BLU. Run, coward, run I'm coming for you!
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Heavy always did have a very close relationship with the Medic. And I mean how couldn’t he, what with the doctor always spraying that hot stream of life all over his backside. :O
By Leo E.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2011 · 4:12 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (153 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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Heavy Weapons, Holidays, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, True Love, Valentine's Day, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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106 Responses to “Rockets are RED, crit ones are BLU…”

  1. Red on February 14th, 2011 4:15 pm

    Ah yes, the standard Valentine Card of the Red Army
    (Get it? 'Cos heavy's wearing red… and a Russian hat!)

  2. tveye on February 14th, 2011 4:19 pm

    Anyone else read "Run coward, run!" in Sinistar's voice?

  3. reddog51 on February 14th, 2011 4:22 pm

    1st!! now give me peen or…. reddog hump of DOOM!!!!

  4. spplmj on February 14th, 2011 4:25 pm

    But, soft! what lolz through yonder computer monitor breaks?
    It is the east, and Halolz is the sun.
    Arise, fair Halolz, and kill the envious trolls,
    Who are already sick and pale with -1s,
    That thou their target art far more funnier than they:

  5. Alpar on February 14th, 2011 4:34 pm

    Roses are red

    violets are blue

    but enough talk

    have at you!

    / I totally didn't steal this from Leo, make sure to not give him E-Peen on the way out

  6. Zabrio on February 14th, 2011 4:45 pm

    GODDAMNIT SHAWN, you took the best comment XD

  7. Alpar on February 14th, 2011 4:50 pm

    "Kiss me~ "

    *Heavy makes a yaranaika face right in front of you*

  8. Rain on February 14th, 2011 4:58 pm

    *French music*

    Ahh… ma petite chou-fleur.

  9. Rain on February 14th, 2011 5:02 pm


  10. Sir_Nox on February 14th, 2011 5:24 pm

    Shall I compare thee to a Sentry-Gun?
    Thou art more deadly and with harsher temperment.
    Spamming "MEDIC!" while you have the enemy team on the run,
    And surely that upgrade was worth every point spent:
    Sometimes too perfectly does your chaingun cut them down,
    And the scoreboard reads that RED Team soon will win;
    And upon the face of each BLU sits a frown,
    As you bludgeon them with Steel Fists while you wear a grin:
    But thy eternal killing-spree shall fade,
    And lose possession of that lead thou earned;
    For to win as Heavy a price must be paid,
    Unless of course your the Pyro who will burn:

    So long as men can breathe, and your iron sights can see,
    So long lives Sasha, and she will take many lives for thee.


  11. oboewan on February 14th, 2011 5:24 pm

    "Roses are RED. Carnations are RED. Tulips are RED. F***ing stackers."

  12. Leo E. on February 14th, 2011 5:37 pm

    *sees this in the related section*

    Oh god… what have I done to deserve this…

  13. Marzen on February 14th, 2011 5:42 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    All of my base
    Are belong to you

    Happy Valentines day Halolz, you big lug! :D

  14. Captain Flavor on February 14th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Isn't it beautiful!

  15. Nyoron on February 14th, 2011 7:04 pm

    *insert valentines day related thing mixed with video games*
    My creativity is waning.

  16. Uzumakiclan43 on February 14th, 2011 7:08 pm

    Didn't we do something similar to this way back?
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    Sorry, it's the best thing I can come up with. And it's ironic that this image would get hyper-linked with this one. DAMN YOU, HYPER LINKS! But Congrats on getting a submission posted, Leo.

  17. MoG on February 14th, 2011 7:11 pm

    -takes as a spray for tf2 and photoshop mog onto it-

    no one will suspect Annnnyythhiiing

  18. tmotom on February 14th, 2011 8:40 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Im the Halolz troll
    So fuck you.

  19. shadow649 on February 14th, 2011 10:12 pm

    it costs $100,000 to use this card for 12 seconds. It's made out of diamonds. Minecraft Diamonds. Minecraft diamonds harvested with diamond pickaxes and diamond sticks carved from diamond trees grown in diamond soil. It's that good.

  20. Weibbles on February 18th, 2011 1:55 am

    Blu Scout: How is that medic ubering so fast?
    Blu Engie: That my boy… is the power of love.

  21. luiboy20 on February 17th, 2012 11:04 am


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