All units report in! Stan Fox truly has the best wingmen around.
By Chicken Fried Comedy, submitted by smashpro1

[VIDEO] Stan Fox 64

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2011 · 8:44 PM

(192 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)

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Vizardvalor on January 31st, 2011 8:50 pm

needs more barrel roll
MagmarFire on January 31st, 2011 8:50 pm

Use the boost to get through!
Happy_Killmore on January 31st, 2011 8:52 pm

DO A BARREL ROLL!
Oh my……..that takes on a whole new meaning………….
Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
spplmj on January 31st, 2011 8:59 pm

Cant let you brew that (Hot coffee mod), Stan Fox!
invadingduck on January 31st, 2011 9:00 pm

TRY A SOMERSAULT.
Howiminefish on January 31st, 2011 9:03 pm

Use condoms wisely!
Angemon300 on January 31st, 2011 9:04 pm

The whole time I was thinking "POLO".
Totema on January 31st, 2011 9:09 pm

Is it getting a little hot? No worries! This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!
PrototypeHero on January 31st, 2011 9:11 pm

"aim for the open spot!"

Then use bombs wisely…very wisely
Twilizer on January 31st, 2011 9:13 pm

A better line for Stan wolf to say would have been…

"Can't let you tap that, Stan Fox"

Just saying…
RemielChibus on January 31st, 2011 9:24 pm

"Maybe it's the arm. Aim for the arm!"
AuraMaster on January 31st, 2011 9:25 pm

(Before entry)
Perry: Use the boost to get through!
doepker on January 31st, 2011 9:26 pm

"The hatches are open."
Jet_Sparrow on January 31st, 2011 9:29 pm

Fox! Get this guy off me!
Jet_Sparrow on January 31st, 2011 9:30 pm

You know what they say…big hands…

…So what does that mean about Andross?
madhatter0082 on January 31st, 2011 9:32 pm

ROB: Great Fox is ready to go.
Wolf: Don't get too cocky
Fox: We'll just see about that
Ichiinu on January 31st, 2011 9:32 pm

There are some other lines that would've fit, too
Marzen on January 31st, 2011 9:43 pm

It's too hot! I can't take it anymore!
Gamage on January 31st, 2011 9:53 pm

Stevie: "Things are starting to heat up"
lokik21 on January 31st, 2011 10:31 pm

I was going to say what no barrel rolls? Than they added it at the end
Red on January 31st, 2011 10:46 pm

Thank goodness you're here Stan Wolf, you're our only hope for our world

Also, Stevie/Slippy used Chloroform
It's super effective!
Axel X on January 31st, 2011 10:49 pm

So did anyone else think Stevie was compensating for that short health bar?
CakeBard on January 31st, 2011 10:54 pm

USE BOMBS WISELY!
…
*thinks about it for a moment *
…
…
…
*shudders at the disgusting innuendo inadvertently created*
Jimmy on January 31st, 2011 10:56 pm

Stan Fox: "So, what's my rank?"
Crystal (Assumed): "Mhm…B+"

Stan Wolf: "You're good, but I'm better."
Stan Fox: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Alpar on January 31st, 2011 11:24 pm

CAN'T LET YOU SCREW THAT, STAN FOX!
Dr. Furry on January 31st, 2011 11:54 pm

i was waiting all the clip for the barell roll, it did not dissapoint
TCC on February 1st, 2011 12:16 am

this is awesome… also, I bet her G-spot'll be easy enough to find since it has a giant yellow light on it.
JnRx on February 1st, 2011 12:24 am

*Finishes up* Stan Fox:Sorry To Jet…But I'm in a Hurry.
Great_King on February 1st, 2011 1:47 am

"Look out behind you Fox!"
Someguy5031 on February 1st, 2011 1:56 am

Odd, usually I find myself spending half the time rescuing my wingmen.
SadFace298 on February 1st, 2011 2:13 am

No girls dress like that!
AuraMaster on February 1st, 2011 2:47 am

Stan's gonna check to see if her G-Diffuser's working properly.
Zyquux on February 1st, 2011 3:09 am

"Get these -1 Trolls off me, Halolz!"
"Use +1's to get through!"
Totema on February 1st, 2011 3:56 am

When he gets to the bedroom:

"Switching to All-Range Mode."
BoostersTower on February 1st, 2011 6:29 am

Am I the only person who realized that Stan Fox was played by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd? It seems so obvious that I can't believe no one's commented on it yet.
NekoKnight on February 1st, 2011 7:21 am

Use condoms wisely! Shit, the condom broke…

Slippy: Nooooooooooo!
zeldafan8 on February 1st, 2011 7:34 am

Who else knew exactly what was coming when the doorbell rang?

And why was Stan Wolf blonde?

But anyway, in the spirit of the video;

"Open the wings!"
chuckpebble on February 1st, 2011 8:10 am

Did I just see a successful Cock Block Block?
I'm amazed!
Skandradron on February 1st, 2011 8:46 am

This video was full of madness! A Slippy-type character that actually did something useful and a barrel-roll reference that made sense? My mind is blown (not in that way).
dapaperboy on February 1st, 2011 4:03 pm

Why are ships coming out of the base?
GameboyPATH on February 1st, 2011 4:44 pm

Can't let you do th-HMRFMRGRFFRHRR
Mikau94 on February 1st, 2011 6:40 pm

Fox:Thanks Slip, Blue Marine came through!
boss:Hold Still and let me shoot you.
ROB 64: A bomb has been planted at the base.
Kat Monroe: Are you going to hog all the Fun?
amped0808 on February 1st, 2011 8:35 pm

This vid has win written all over it.