Dr. Wily has invented some truly fearsome robot masters. Wood Man however was not one of them.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2011 · 6:34 AM |
Categories: Anime, Capcom, Failure, Mega Man, NES, Obnoxious, Pokémon, Retro, Robots, Special Attacks, Strike A Pose, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 53 Comments |
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Well, at LEAST Dr. Wily was nice about it…(Even though he failed spectacularly…)
I think the most useless robot boss is Bubbleman. If Dr. Light originally created the first 8 robot masters to HELP humanity and then Dr. Wily branched off from that design concept, what makes Bubbleman useful? I mean, if he were called DIVERman, I'd be less skeptical but…
Yeah, we all know Woodman sucks.
BUBBLEMAN'S where it's AT, MUTHAFUCKAS!
At least Wood Man got off better than Clown Man. He's probably better than Bubble Man too. More than anything he's probably better than Top Man.
At 1:59: BUTTSMAN!
Too good an opportunity to pass up. http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/comics/0104/…
Megaman is breaking the rules of evil villain speeches. He won't even let him finish. Jerk.
Anyone else catch that "The balls are inert"? Looks like Woodman is channeling Gary Oak.
I bet Wily wishes that this abomination WOOD just LEAF him alone in his misery instead of throwing himself at Megaman again. Oh well, guess it's TREE times a charm…
"Prepare for wood!
(And make it good)
To protect the world from Mega Man.
To make sure Wily gets his stand!
To denounce the evils of Light and Roll.
To make sure you don't get past the Level!
Wood!
Man.
Team Wily, blast off at the speed of light!
Selfdestruct now, or prepare to fight!
Oh, yeah. I'm bad."
-Woodman
As far as lame villain rhymes go, this one isn't bad.
And makes it good.
Shooting Woodman gives me wood.
After nine years in marijuana-induced development, I hope its been worth the weight.
I saw that! You can't sneak a Gutsman's Ass by me >.>
So you can defeat Wood Man…
The very definition of 'One Hit Wonder of the 80's'.
Meh, Pharohman is still the best ( rel="nofollow"> for anyone who still don't know about awesomeness of Pharohman)
The shaft of manliness defeated by a mear Blue Baller…bomber…no i mean Baller…
"I can win, I feel great!"
OHHHHHHHH, that what he says! For all these years I always heard "I can ra-"
…actually you know what nevermind.
I read that in Mokuba's voice (or, more accurately, Little Kuriboh's enterpretation of Mokuba's voice).
…corner for me, too.
So, his personality is some combination of piccolo and team rocket?
The wood is idle.
Ancient video is ancient.
did…I just see Gutsman's ass just now?
How many trees did he have to punch for that suit of armor?
Longer than bubbleman
if you explain, its not a joke anymore
some1 needs to make a gif out of woodman's credit sequence
I guess Shawn's Slowpoke sent in this video? How many years old is this video?
All I could think while the music in the intro of WoodMan movie was playing was…
Wood wood wood maaaan
His on the effin roof
His WOODMAN!
Wood wood wood maaan
His heroic and aloof!
This video gave me wood.
And from that wood, I crafted a basic pick axe and some arrows.