MINECRAFT "Come Build, My Lord."

If Minecraft ever starts using ad banners… I hope they look like this!
Speaking of which I can’t remember the last time I saw an Evony ad… did they shut down? God I hope so…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2011 · 4:16 PM 
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130 Responses to ““Come Build, My Lord.””

  1. Angemon300 on January 26th, 2011 4:16 pm

    I'd still hit it.

  2. mikeorike on January 26th, 2011 4:21 pm

    i'd play with her round soft…..o wait

  3. tveye on January 26th, 2011 4:24 pm

    Man with mustache/goatee in women's lingerie.

    Cannot unsee…

  4. Howlingwolf214 on January 26th, 2011 4:25 pm

    First, we need to get Wood.

  5. ovahdrive on January 26th, 2011 4:26 pm

    That banner is not a good representation of this game's stellar graphics. Where's the obligatory anime/manga banner?

  6. Twilizer on January 26th, 2011 4:32 pm

    *Sees this*
    Oh boy! This game has to be awesome!
    *Clicks on the add*
    *Sees in-game screen shots from the game which looks nothing like the add*
    *Wonders if he will ever see the guy from the add ever again*

  7. The_AntiVillain on January 26th, 2011 4:38 pm

    sexy and relevent

  8. Red on January 26th, 2011 4:39 pm

    Now Imagine if it were a creeper.

    BTW, they're all out of eye bleach

  9. Shatman on January 26th, 2011 4:57 pm

    What's the IP for the minecraft server again? I forgot.

  10. C__F on January 26th, 2011 5:04 pm

    What IS that monstrosity?

    Kill it with creepers!

  11. chuckpebble on January 26th, 2011 5:04 pm

    This is awesome. I read the title in my RSS feed and wondered how they'd make cleavage. Its implied. Well done. Well done.

  12. Solid_Spy on January 26th, 2011 5:07 pm

    *reads title*
    Okay, I'll play!


    <img src="http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6002/creeperi.png&quot; />

  13. Leo E. on January 26th, 2011 5:09 pm

    Notch vs. MANnosuke

    Take your bets!

  14. DM1293 on January 26th, 2011 5:38 pm

    …I caved and played Minecraft Classic.

    ….I dunno why I played for 30 minutes, digging a hole and using glass bricks to build an entire cave with a glass floor over lava. Maybe just because it looked badass.

    Or maybe the Troll in me was like "YES! I'm building the next greatest lava level!"

  15. Alpar on January 26th, 2011 5:44 pm

    I think I'm kind of grateful for the "PLAY NOW" part being there in this submission..

  16. Marzen on January 26th, 2011 6:01 pm


  17. Beato on January 26th, 2011 6:22 pm

    a dorf in a bikini?

  18. Nyoron on January 26th, 2011 6:41 pm

    This is even scarier than that Kirby untooned submission. *looks back at submission* Nope, that is still the scariest damn thing here. Can someone pass the eye bleach? Please?

  19. NekoKnight on January 26th, 2011 6:49 pm

    Play game because it is advertised with hot chicks.

    Find out you play in a world populated by exploding dicks.

  20. BoxeyBrown on January 26th, 2011 7:16 pm

    Can I play DISCREETLY?

  21. MasterLuigi452 on January 26th, 2011 7:23 pm

    Yeah about Envony ad?
    I believe it's still out there somewhere…

  22. Euphitonuim on January 26th, 2011 7:34 pm

    Why does she have a beard?

  23. C__F on January 26th, 2011 7:37 pm

    I wonder if he has gender issues with Pokèmon, too?

    "Gary, is your Nidoqueen a boy or a girl?"
    BTW, +1 for VGCats/ Super Effective reference.

  24. Rain on January 26th, 2011 10:11 pm

    <img src="http://myfacewhen.com/images/163.jpg"&gt;
    MY EYES!

  25. Roflcopter419 on January 27th, 2011 12:04 am

    Does anyone actually play Evony? I see the ads anywhere but I've never heard of anyone actually playing it…

  26. Strike_low on January 27th, 2011 2:08 am

    A beard with a bra? What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!

  27. jerry0892 on January 27th, 2011 2:59 am

    i remember about last year, i left my pc on, and then my mom walked in and saw a huge evony ad on the screen…

  28. Drifting_Mist on January 27th, 2011 4:11 am

    In the eternal words of the duke: "Hell, I'd still hit it!"

  29. Drifting_Mist on January 27th, 2011 4:30 am

    Gaah the button, it doesn't work D:

    lol ^^

  30. GazzyW007 on January 27th, 2011 10:30 am

    Why does everything end up linking to "Sniper Yoko"?

  31. Luigi676 on January 27th, 2011 9:31 pm

    I just realized there are no women in Minecraft.

  32. Solid_Spy on January 28th, 2011 5:08 pm

    I don't think this was supposed to happen…
    (This was in the alternate text for when you hover your mouse over the picture.)

    <img src="http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9845/minewhore.jpg&quot; alt="LOLWUT">

  33. amped0808 on January 28th, 2011 10:27 pm

    Thats one person I don't want to see in a dark alley.

    This ad will haunt my dreams now.

  34. Walweegee on January 30th, 2011 6:37 pm

    Mah Boi building is what all true warrior strive for!

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