Bejewelled Pokewalker

They see her sparklin’, they hatin’!
By Sparklewolfie, submitted by Rebecca P.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 24, 2011 · 11:38 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (158 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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Accessories, Cutesy Wutesy, Fashion Faux Pas, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Photo Op, Pokémon, Too Much Free Time, Under Construction

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114 Responses to “Deco Pokéwalker”

  1. FungiGamer on January 24th, 2011 11:39 am

    Pfft, that's nothing, you should see what Gary Oak's Pokewalker looks like; it's made out of girth!

  2. FrEEz on January 24th, 2011 11:53 am

    Instead of the flowers it should've been a Roselia.

  3. DrSexington on January 24th, 2011 11:53 am

    One question I must asketh, why?

    I also have a funny pokewalker related story if anyone wants to hear it

  4. Wetmang on January 24th, 2011 11:56 am

    This should be in a PSA about the horrors of BeDazzling…

  5. Alpar on January 24th, 2011 12:02 pm
  6. Alpar on January 24th, 2011 12:03 pm

    Anyone also notice for a change the Halolz watermark is pink for once in this submission?

  7. Totema on January 24th, 2011 12:15 pm


    Give me back my Pokewalker!

  8. Annonith on January 24th, 2011 12:35 pm

    Sooo… Pokewalker especially designed for shiny Pokemons?

  9. Tobikun on January 24th, 2011 12:36 pm

    Psh no frilly ribbons and no rainbow sparkles? What an amateur pokewalker job.

  10. Jade Catima on January 24th, 2011 12:56 pm

    Seconded! I'll grab the popcorn!

  11. Doc_ock_rokc on January 24th, 2011 12:58 pm

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I'm a poke's man, no time to talk.
    Music loud and levels warm.
    I've been kicked around since I was born.
    And now it's all right, it's O.K.
    And you may look the other way.
    We can try to understand
    The Prof oaks' effect on man.
    Whether you're a boy or
    Or whether you're a girl,
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Feel the level breakin'
    And ev'rybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.

  12. KZN02 on January 24th, 2011 1:11 pm

    Since when was there a Pokemon Contest on accessorizing the PokeWalker?

    Anyways, the accessories used are Pink Flower, White Flower, Silk Veil, Big Scale, and Pink Scale.

  13. RemielChibus on January 24th, 2011 1:11 pm

    I'd think it would be easy to catch someone walkin' dirty.

  14. Ichiinu on January 24th, 2011 1:29 pm

    Next time on Pimp my Walker…

  15. Strike_low on January 24th, 2011 1:38 pm

    Don't tell me this PokeWalker belongs to Lady Gaga…

  16. Zyquux on January 24th, 2011 2:45 pm

    I'm on Rapidash.

    EDIT: Oops, I read it as an Old Spice joke, not a Minecraft joke. Oh well.

  17. DM1293 on January 24th, 2011 3:17 pm

    So I'm pretty sure I sent in a perfectly good link in, involved badassery and zombies to Shawn. I have no idea where its buried in his inbox, but if its taking over a day to post it here, I can imagine how much spam he might get.

    ….but it still feels like a slap in the face to get a girl-blinged pokewalker as the most interesting submission for today for something I sent yesterday.

  18. AuraMaster on January 24th, 2011 3:25 pm

    Gary Oak may have tremendous girth and be a huge pimp, but apparently he doesn't understand the concept of gaudiness.

  19. C__F on January 24th, 2011 3:39 pm


    MY EYES!

  20. Jimmy on January 24th, 2011 3:39 pm

    Who would ruin a perfectly good pokewalker?!? Bedazzling has gone TOO FAR.

  21. Red on January 24th, 2011 4:13 pm

    Quickly children, gather around the fireplace!

  22. SonicsmyName on January 24th, 2011 4:30 pm

    I know this is very much out of context, but I get a tear in my eye every time I see the near perfect standard of grammar this site has. ;__; You guys are the best… *sniff*

  23. Tael on January 24th, 2011 4:35 pm

    …Is it sad I thought this was a Tamagochi until I read the comments?

  24. amped0808 on January 24th, 2011 5:01 pm

    I can't imagine what design they had for the werewolves of Twilight.

  25. amped0808 on January 24th, 2011 5:03 pm

    what the hell? I mean seriously? Only in Japan they could do that.

  26. VyseRogueKing on January 24th, 2011 5:16 pm

    Hey I wonder how my pokewalker got here… *Sees everyone staring at it* I mean whose sissie pokewalker is this? I mean what kinda of girly person would do this to a pokewalker. Not me, because I'm a manly man… yeah…

    *snatches pokewalker while out of sight*

  27. Pantherox on January 24th, 2011 6:09 pm

    so… is it some kind of Hello Kitty version?

  28. Uzumakiclan43 on January 24th, 2011 6:34 pm

    I daresay, it appears as though that light-red-and-white circular transport for portable atrocities is attempting to attract my attention! No, no, it appears as though the miscreant device is guiding me down a mysterious void. With my last utterance, I CURSE THEE, CANDLEJA-

    Also, I'd like to see that thing actually work.

  29. Nyoron on January 24th, 2011 7:28 pm


  30. EternalAzhrei on January 24th, 2011 7:35 pm

    I love the way so many people are all, "Oh my goodness, Pokewalker is awesome and ingenious, why did nobody think of this before?" I love it so much because I know Digimon did it first… over TEN YEARS ago. The real world Digivice.

    Oh, and by the way boys and girls, Digimon did it better.

  31. ZenDragoon on January 25th, 2011 8:58 pm

    This is depressing, my pokewalker's crappy clip did nothing and it fell out of my pocket a few weeks back. :(

  32. GlaziaZhang on January 27th, 2011 7:04 am

    Hello! I am Sparklewolfie :P I was notified on my dA that this had been posted :)
    To direct at some misconceptions:
    Deco is very popular -- I am surprised so many people did not know that! Deco pokewalkers are fairly common to
    I deco'd mine because it was cracked and scratched :( I actually like the non-deco version better haha
    I am in Taiwan, not Japan
    It still functions perfectly fine XD It's just like putting stickers on your laptop :P
    Frills and ribbons work better on larger things like a DS. I use my Pokewalker on a daily basis and the surface area is small. I still want to be able to push the buttons and see the screen properly ;)

  33. Ice32796 on February 5th, 2011 2:38 pm

    I painted mine with acrylic paint and attached stuff to make mine a masterball

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