FUCK THE POLICE

I had no idea Koopa Troopa was such a pro! Anyone who can dash boost to avoid a blue shell hit is fucking bad ass in my book!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2011 · 7:02 PM 
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139 Responses to “FUCK THE POLICE”

  1. PewnyPL on January 21st, 2011 7:04 pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *throws monitor*
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  2. tveye on January 21st, 2011 7:05 pm

    Kart races on motorcycles!!!!

    Dammit, now I'm getting sucked in…

  3. Zabrio on January 21st, 2011 7:08 pm

    That was one shell of a dodge

  4. Miles Edgeworth on January 21st, 2011 7:11 pm

    The police are quite are quite nice intelligent persons. Gumshoe aside. Insulting them won't improve your relations with not being in jail.

  5. Gearheadmk2 on January 21st, 2011 7:11 pm

    must…say…something…funny…and…memy
    cant…think…of…anything…funny…and…memey…

  6. AuraMaster on January 21st, 2011 7:18 pm

    For this guy to learn such an advanced trick, he's quite the Troopa.

  7. RoverTHX on January 21st, 2011 7:18 pm

    What we didn't see was the shyguy ship blasting the blue turtle shell before it could harm their koopa comrade.

  8. The_AntiVillain on January 21st, 2011 7:20 pm

    (something clever)

  9. Totema on January 21st, 2011 7:25 pm

    Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

  10. SSFF6B on January 21st, 2011 7:28 pm

    It looks like that Koopa Troopa was…
    *puts on failglasses*
    a little shell-shocked.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  11. Grashbar on January 21st, 2011 7:32 pm

    Guess how many times I wanted to do that.

  12. MorningMoon on January 21st, 2011 7:34 pm

    DODGE BLUE SHELL

    THERE'S A BANANA RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

  13. Sir_Nox on January 21st, 2011 7:35 pm

    TURTLE POWER!

    Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
    Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
    Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
    Fuck The Au-Tho-Ri-Ties!
    TURTLE POWER!

  14. FutureGentlman on January 21st, 2011 7:40 pm

    I see him rolling.
    *launch, miss*
    I hating…

  15. killercartoons on January 21st, 2011 7:41 pm

    I would sh!t br!cks and punch someone if that happen while I was racing them!

  16. BlurrySandwich on January 21st, 2011 7:45 pm

    Koopa Troopa once read the story of the tortise and the hare. He learned that slow and steady wins the race… But then he remembered he was a total bad ass and dash boosted his way to victory like a pro

  17. Leo E. on January 21st, 2011 7:49 pm

    Haters gonna hate.

  18. superdrama on January 21st, 2011 7:54 pm

    Call that Troopa a Pokemon cuz that Shel's gon

  19. WheelMan1337 on January 21st, 2011 7:58 pm

    You listening? OK…
    Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'…
    …I dodge shells.
    *Dodges green shell* ZING!
    I'm a force of speed…
    *Dodges red shell* ZOOM!
    If YOU had faced what 'I' had faced, you'd be in f*cking LAST!
    *mushrooms past blue shell*
    TURTLE POWER!

  20. Shatman on January 21st, 2011 7:59 pm

    Good Evening,

    We want to just quickly send a nice friendly message
    to uh, all the Blue Shells in the Mushroom Kingdom.

    Here's something nice and friendly,
    Here's something nice and friendly,
    Here's something nice and friendly,
    and it goes something like this.

    Fuck tha Blue Shell,
    Comin straight from the underground.
    Young Koopa can dodge like a bat outta hell,
    And he's no toad so plumbers think,
    They have the authority to kill a minority.

  21. DM1293 on January 21st, 2011 8:04 pm

    *Deletes comment* Y'know what? No. NO. NOOOO. This was it. This was the last bastion of all Trolls. The infallible, impossible to dodge, blue shell. And it wasn't dodged by Mario, Luigi, Wario, or anyone we gave a damn about. IT WAS DODGED BY THE VERY THING THAT SPAWNS IT. Its like Colt being shot point blank with his own revolver and not dying. Its like The Nostalgia Critic shooting himself with the gun and hitting all the terrorists. Its like a nuke that doesn't kill Albert Einstein or the men who worked on the Manhattan Project. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

    *Hangs up sign that says "We Are Closed"*

  22. TCC on January 21st, 2011 8:14 pm

    ….. now do it with a lightning strike.

  23. nighten2_0 on January 21st, 2011 8:14 pm

    I have done that before… oh… so you know… HHHHAAAAXXXX!!!!!!!!!!

  24. truegentleman on January 21st, 2011 8:23 pm

    Missing with the blue turtle shell is pretty hard fail.

  25. Sandbag on January 21st, 2011 8:33 pm

    Am I still a badass if I've done this with mushrooms before?

  26. chuckpebble on January 21st, 2011 8:37 pm

    That trick right there is on the top of my "Video game tricks to do before I die" list.
    Y'all can have your no scope 360 head shots, I'd like to go out having done something truly impressive.

  27. uzumakiclan43 on January 21st, 2011 9:31 pm

    Mushrooms: Giving turtles the power to cast shell AND Protect since the late 2000's.

  28. Captain Rehab on January 21st, 2011 9:40 pm

    Luigi: Alright, 4th place and I have a blue shell. Victory will be mine!

    *Throws*
    *Koopa dodges*

    Luigi: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  29. zeldafan8 on January 21st, 2011 9:46 pm

    I truly hate that guy. I have tried that same thing over nine-thousand times and it has never worked! Damn you turtle man! Damn you to the deepest depths of gamer hell! Where everything is made of superman 64!

  30. vatonnage on January 21st, 2011 10:27 pm

    …He used the boost to get through.

  31. Red on January 21st, 2011 10:30 pm

    what it doesn't show is the cheep- cheep jumping out of the water, smashing into the koopa's face, causing him to veer off course and crash into a tree. This of course ends in a fiery explosion.
    Then, he wakes up several hours later at a hospital ala GTA

  32. VyseRogueKing on January 21st, 2011 10:31 pm

    I've only managed to do that once and oh what a wonderful day that was!

  33. Alpar on January 21st, 2011 10:57 pm

    And with potential like that, you always wonder how Mario ends up killing hundreds of those things.

  34. Nyoron on January 21st, 2011 11:02 pm

    Fuck the po-lice ive got a magic boosting mushroom!!!

  35. Tael on January 21st, 2011 11:16 pm

    Max-shell Smart: missed by THAT much.

    DARN.

  36. Jimmy on January 21st, 2011 11:17 pm

    LIES!!! I saw a red mushroom on the ground!!!

  37. JesterJoe on January 22nd, 2011 1:02 am

    His brother just wanted a hug…

  38. Vosur on January 22nd, 2011 1:05 am

    To paraphrase Dodgeball:

    "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a shell!"

  39. Ragnellrok on January 22nd, 2011 1:07 am

    Now try that at 100cc!

  40. BoxeyBrown on January 22nd, 2011 4:13 am

    This Koopa Troopa is in the top percentile of all Koopa Troopa!

  41. TheUnknownNoob on January 22nd, 2011 7:25 am

    They see me rolln'.
    They haten'.
    Patroln' always try to catch me koopin' dirty.

  42. PrototypeHero on January 22nd, 2011 11:31 am

    I found this 20 times as epic due to the fact that the mushroom used was sitting out on the course. Anyone can hold a mushroom while in first to dodge with, but not only does he fuck the police but also held items as well.
    Also…
    Boost > wisely used bombs?

  43. madhatter0082 on January 22nd, 2011 11:49 am

    Man… somebody really pissed off that snitch…

  44. MasterLuigi452 on January 22nd, 2011 2:07 pm

    It's actually simple to dodge a blue shell.
    Like in this pic, you just need only one Mushroom.
    When you see a Blue Shell hovering and about to strike you, then you use Mushroom to escape.
    I'm sure it works on all cc.
    Triple Star Ranker here.

  45. Bobomberman on January 22nd, 2011 3:56 pm

    I've done that once before, "pats self on back"

  46. MagmarFire on January 22nd, 2011 9:39 pm

    That ain't Falco.

  47. amped0808 on January 22nd, 2011 10:06 pm

    *Speachless*

  48. GuessWho666 on January 24th, 2011 3:16 pm

    What people don't know is that's GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK in disguise.

  49. SMB64 on February 29th, 2012 11:24 pm

    does that work on Mario Kart 7?

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