Talk about taking all the fun out of a franchise!
By AGTURbo
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 13, 2011 · 11:58 AM |
Categories: Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, God of War, Photo Op, Playstation, Sony, Spiritual Enlightenment · Leave a comment () 132 Comments |
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I wonder if a sequel is being planned…
But are there still sex mini-games?
WHAT XD
This shouldn't be this funny…
In Greek:
Demos=People
Kratos=Power
His story tells us how we came to be a democracy. Power to the People!
And that's your lesson of the day.
This game is full of gratuitous hugging and treaties. I would NOT let my children play it.
PRESS "X" TO SIT STILL WHILE PRAYING!!!
Since I haven't seem Grammar Nazi around lately:
*wouldn't want peace
Buddah, I think, would be a substantially harder boss fight than Zeus.
I'm sure as hell this guy wouldn't want peace, if he saw an Advice Meme including him…
[gotta post again because of epic grammar failure of mine]
I'd rather play Ghandi of War
This is actually a great game. There's this one part where you make these scholars read from these tablets, and it turns out you're supposed to sacrifice them… so you stop worshiping such a bloodthirsty deity and go back to the temple to meditate.
And Kratos cast his line over the largest lake in all of Greece. After 10 hours of waiting, 10 hours of endless fishing, his vacation would finally come to an end.
PS3 HAS NO GAMES.
There, took the joke.
I would buy and play this game (If it came out on a different console.)
Still like it better than these boring games:
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This game would've been great if the Karma system wasn't so fucking tough.
Seriously, I disembowel Buddha ONE TIME and I reincarnate as a cockroach? What the hell, man?
THIS IMAGE IS IMPOSSIBLE
PS3 HAS NO GAMES
GASP! Someone think about the children!
After seeing this, they'll go out and hug people!
I'm buddhist and I approve this game.
If you want to kill the gods you must be on the same state of consciousness as them.
Just going to put this here.
http://nerfnow.com/comic/282
Well in all fairness he COULD get world peace just be disembowling every living person but himself….
Something happened from the past maybe? That's why he seeks for the peace.
*Pushes X*
He may look all happy and cheerful on the outside, but on the inside, he's slowly becoming a cold, distant, brooding antihero just like his cousin.
It had to be on the PS3. I physically could not exist if connected to Live.
I have absolutely nothing to say about this. SINCE I DON'T PLAY THE PS3 BECAUSE THERE ARE NO GAMES FOR IT.
This is the new sequel. World Peace is what happens when all the gods are defeated and religion gone with them.
Peace through warfare.
Does this game require the pressing and dialing of the space bar, because if I recall correctly, mine is still broken.
<img src="http://www.laptoprepair101.com/wp-images/key/space-bar-key-1.jpg" />
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Click on it to find something relevant.
Xbox live version, DUDE WHAT DO I PRESS TO KEEL THIS?
Press (A) to facepalm ^^
but your right, cutscenes are estimated to be 90 minutes long each and fyi you cant skip them
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?…
Oh man, Nuclear Holocaust sounds like my kind of game.