In case you’re interested, there’s a possible Donkey Kong kill screen coming up!
By fatheed
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 12, 2011 · 7:00 PM |
Categories: Arcade, Donkey Kong, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Overkill, Retro · Leave a comment () 91 Comments |
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And they thought that monkey mauling that chic's face was bad…….what?…….that was Diddy?!
FATALITY.
O_O
…..Critical Hit?
"No! Please don't beat my random plumber boyfriend up with your giant monkey arms of death!"
"Oh hey I didn't even know I had those."
And then we got this submission.
Looks like DK's having barrels of fun.
Looks like DK
*shades*
Just went ape shit.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Are we sure this is Donkey Kong, and not a younger George from the Rampage series?
oh DK, you're always monkeying around!
Big monkey arms or not, Mario eventually gains the ability to THROW FIRE.
Large apes are quite vulnerable to flame.
Hence why the Silverback Gorilla is now endangered, mostly due to forest fires.
I… have nothing to say. Except…
First I derp'd
Then I srs'd.
…than I ran like a little girl after seeing DK's black, soulless eyes. Quite a bit like doll's eyes, actually.
So what does the Pac-Man kill screen look like?
Looks like Donkey Kong
*shades*
Stopped monkeying around
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Relevent!
This is what players do when the Halolz server plays on pl_donkeykong for 4 "extend map"s straight.
At first I was disappointed that this wasn't the "Dramatic Mole Train" video that I submitted last week, then I saw me some 8-bit gore and it really didn't matter anymore. Bravo, bravo.
Donkey Kong wins:
ANIMALITY
I descended my mountain for THIS!!!?!?!?
What a load of Tauros!!!
NOW he finally uses his giant monkey arms of death, surprise!
That's terrible! The Lady's blood might contaminate the oil in that barrel. It would be crude in two ways.
GAME OVER
Oh well. *pushes reset button*
Smashing the monkey for mother Russia…
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!
FINISH HER!!!
There goes my childhood…
That's weird. Since this is a kill screen, you'd expect that oil barrel to be on fire… or blown up already.
That barrel is
<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png" />
So that's what happens when it's on like Donkey Kong…</lawsuit>
ANIMALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!