Koopa, It's What's For Supper
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Cheep Cheep Sushi
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Ganon - The Other Dark Meat
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Who knew video game animals could be cooked in so many ways? I sure didn’t!
An informative set of art prints by The Jude! (submitted by several people)

The Incredible Edible Chocobo
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Blooper Sushi
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Yoshi Tastes Like Chicken
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 29, 2010 · 11:51 AM 
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Charts & Graphs, Final Fantasy, NES, Nintendo, Now We're Cookin', Retro, SNES, Square Enix, Super Mario Bros, Tasty Treats, The Legend of Zelda, Tips & Tricks, Weird

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78 Responses to “Video Game Cuts of Meat”

  1. Tenck on November 29th, 2010 12:02 pm

    It's all too small to read on this site >_<

    EDIT: And yes, I know the source is linked, I'm just sayin.

  2. Potatotube on November 29th, 2010 12:07 pm

    Would it be bad if I used Yoshi's tongue as a spoon?

    -Super Mario Cutters
    -Final Factory
    -A link to the Packaging

  3. Jade Catima on November 29th, 2010 12:09 pm

    I still prefer my Shy Guy flambe.

  4. KZN02 on November 29th, 2010 12:11 pm

    So the first poster is for all Koopas, right?

  5. nobody679 on November 29th, 2010 12:11 pm

    I don't think yoshi is yummy…..only the tongue….

    (did I ever told you about cheese-burger-cake? I never tasted it….. how about you?)

  6. Annonith on November 29th, 2010 12:17 pm


  7. AuraMaster on November 29th, 2010 12:32 pm

    I thought sandvich was just ham?

  8. Leo E. on November 29th, 2010 12:35 pm
  9. AuraMaster on November 29th, 2010 12:36 pm

    I have the sudden urge for Kentucky Firaga Chocobo, along with their pom-pom Moogle pack. It's Kuporrific!

  10. MasqueNoMercy on November 29th, 2010 12:38 pm

    i wonder if head crabs taste like regular crabs?

  11. Axel X on November 29th, 2010 1:37 pm

    So who else is in the mood for chocobobs?

  12. Imagination_Man on November 29th, 2010 1:50 pm

    It seems that these villains are bad….
    *puts on glasses*
    No matter which way you cut it.
    Also, I'm very hungry now.

  13. chuckpebble on November 29th, 2010 2:03 pm

    Alton Brown used vivisect.
    Its super effective!

  14. DM1293 on November 29th, 2010 2:04 pm

    YOU MUST DIE! *Breaks smash ball and breaks out the pot*

  15. RemielChibus on November 29th, 2010 2:11 pm

    Koopa can finally say that he's a cut above the rest thanks to this post.

    *shot by the bad pun police*

  16. FoxyMayo on November 29th, 2010 2:21 pm

    I've just ate a part of Yoshi… it does not taste like chicken.

    The Ganon was delicious, however. Heh…. King of Evil, my ass!

  17. DTurboKiller on November 29th, 2010 2:44 pm

    I just came back from the obligatory army day today, I got home hungry as hell and frozen like a popsicle, turn on my laptop, check Halolz, and the first thing I see is this…

  18. ZegenRuki on November 29th, 2010 3:05 pm

    Hm… Is it just me, or do the Ganon bacon strips taste like evil?

  19. Sandbag on November 29th, 2010 3:35 pm

    Isn't it ironic that Yoshi is the one being eaten this time around?

  20. Ataeru on November 29th, 2010 3:36 pm

    *Boar's head comercial plays on TV*

  21. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 29th, 2010 3:49 pm

    Bizarre Foods: SNES Edition

  22. Silverblade123 on November 29th, 2010 3:55 pm

    If only the first one said "It's what's for dinner", then the kings question would finally be answered

  23. MasterLuigi452 on November 29th, 2010 4:36 pm

    Yoshi got me.
    Taste like chicken. Lol
    Wait. Where is Goomba?

  24. BTSnoogans on November 29th, 2010 4:39 pm

    I had no idea the Koopa King's shell was so meaty.

  25. Alpar on November 29th, 2010 5:11 pm

    How to cook CD-iGanon!

    Step one: Bring light into his lair, but do not die.

    Step two: Use the wand of Gamelon on him.

    Step three: Put him in a pit of Miltanks for three minutes straight.

    Step four: Grill until it is ready to eat.

    Step five: See menu above

    Step six: Make Alpar plan another funeral

    Step seven: Stop this list before the combo gets out of hand

  26. Alpar on November 29th, 2010 5:13 pm

    Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock!

    ….Wait what do you mean they don't serve them here?!

  27. Sir_Nox on November 29th, 2010 5:19 pm

    I have the strangest feeling that…Link would taste delicious cooked over an open-flame with some basil and chopped onions.

  28. Red on November 29th, 2010 5:21 pm

    KFC's Double Down sounds pretty good now!!!

  29. KZN02 on November 29th, 2010 6:49 pm

    I think the series explains why people don't eat Pokemon anymore.

  30. Navy_Pheonix on November 29th, 2010 7:35 pm

    So did Louie escape from the Pikmin Universe or something?

  31. greenxboy on November 29th, 2010 9:31 pm

    it too dangerous to go alone. take this burger

  32. Lazyboy0337 on November 29th, 2010 9:43 pm

    Pyro Fried Spy Crab Legs. Tasty.

  33. EphEphEcksIII on November 30th, 2010 1:03 am

    Please remeber to place all left over meats into the nearest brick, its the gamer thing to do.

  34. Vosur on November 30th, 2010 4:10 am

    All's fair in love and food?

  35. BlurrySandwich on November 30th, 2010 4:43 am

    that explains Ganon's pork fetsih…

    reference to —> http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/21/it-sucks-to-be-w

  36. SonicsmyName on November 30th, 2010 6:51 am


  37. TehVortex on November 30th, 2010 7:15 am

    Now a full English breakfast complete with Toast (cooked via King Koopa flame breath), Scrambled Chocobo Eggs, Ganon-cut bacon, Yoshi sausages and a side of super mushrooms sounds like a meal only a God (of War) would enjoy.

  38. TCC on November 30th, 2010 12:33 pm

    Yoshi: it's what's for dinner!

  39. Alpar on November 30th, 2010 8:53 pm

    You already hate viewing their mere exterior. What makes you wanna see their interior?

  40. adrianna on April 5th, 2012 6:21 pm

    thay are so mean to chocobos and i have one as a pet!

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