At least in this game the giant dicks exploding in your face are green! Not that… you know… I’ve had OTHER dicks exploding in my face. THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER
By cool dude Chris Jeffery [Cartridge Comics]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 8, 2010 · 9:49 AM 
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Artistic, Cock Joke, Explosives, Minecraft, Sequential Art, Zombies

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51 Responses to “WELCOME TO MINECRAFT!”

  1. chetoos8 on November 8th, 2010 9:51 am

    quick, build an obsidian wall! oh wait, you just got in. yeah, you are screwed. want to come play world of warcraft?

  2. Warlord Senax on November 8th, 2010 10:08 am

    Ours is the dick that will pierce the heavens!

  3. tveye on November 8th, 2010 10:17 am

    Bottom two frames have a torch flipping you off.

    Cannot unsee.

  4. Chuckpebble on November 8th, 2010 10:41 am

    Then you step through a portal and end up in the nether. Suddenly you find yourself longing for hell, where things were nice.

  5. ZegenRuki on November 8th, 2010 11:56 am

    Welcome to Minecraft! Enjoy sitting in a dirt hole for a week because you can't figure out how to make a mining pick!

  6. Caelun_Niveus on November 8th, 2010 1:52 pm

    2Fort? In my Minecraft?

    If not, IT MUST BE MADE SO!

  7. Shawn Handyside on November 8th, 2010 1:59 pm

    Shit I kinda want to post that

  8. OrionX on November 8th, 2010 2:30 pm

    "Zombies want your brains."

    "Skeletons want to make you a pin cushion."
    Not unheard of.

    "Giant dicks want to explode in your face."

    …Shit. That's normal too.

  9. dope92 on November 8th, 2010 2:47 pm

    thsnk you for not telling me that the creepers are from this game.

    kidding i luvs all of yallz

  10. MercenaryBlue on November 8th, 2010 2:52 pm

    Creepers just want to be hugged!

    They go oink!

  11. Leo E. on November 8th, 2010 3:14 pm

    Dicks want to explode in your face, just like in real life.


  12. Roflcopter419 on November 8th, 2010 3:34 pm

    Cannot… unsee…

  13. Jimmy on November 8th, 2010 4:01 pm
  14. Caelun_Niveus on November 8th, 2010 4:26 pm

    Minecraft cp_gravelpit?

    Trying for easy, yet still awesome.

  15. Mr Plen on November 8th, 2010 4:50 pm

    I actually thought about that one.
    It'd be hard, but I think it'd be well worth it.

    I also just realized. We could make Minepit. It'd be easy as hell too.

  16. GameboyPATH on November 8th, 2010 5:29 pm

    Spiders want to rape you.

  17. smashpro1 on November 9th, 2010 12:16 am

    YOU FUCKING LIAR!! It's still the Dead Rising 2 one.

  18. Spartan_Laser on November 9th, 2010 12:31 am

    Peni -- I mean Creeper used "explosion"
    it's effective???

  19. DClaw on November 9th, 2010 4:50 pm

    Minecraft in a damn nutshell!

    …Damn creepers! ya don't notice them untill the sizzle then -- KA-BOOOOOM!!!

  20. Tstriker1 on November 11th, 2010 8:45 am

    Awesome!! Now I have solid proof that Mine craft is gay…or at least Bisexual…

  21. Reclaimer077 on November 12th, 2010 12:59 am

    It can't help it.

    You turn it on too much.

  22. Funkalicous on December 15th, 2010 7:36 pm

    Wait, that's suppose to be Minecraft? I thought it was just describing life as we know it.

  23. Sefairo on February 10th, 2011 1:13 pm

    on the contrary you can build a massive stuff with blocks and mine gold! childeren? Screw them!

  24. ProfessorLuigi on February 23rd, 2011 3:34 pm

    It appears to be blocked by viacom.
    Oh well, it's probably for my better that I don't see it.

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