Rattata: Scores in Percentiles - TOP FUCKING PERCENTILE

As expected, the math totally checks out! Joey does his homework before calling you up to make wild claims, that’s for sure!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 8, 2010 · 11:19 PM 
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Charts & Graphs, Nintendo, Pokémon, Science/Math

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71 Responses to “Rattata: Scores in Percentiles”

  1. A_Creative_Name on November 8th, 2010 11:26 pm

    Stay thirsty my friends.

  2. SenorTaco77 on November 8th, 2010 11:38 pm

    You know who helped train Joey's Rattata Gary Motherfucking Oak.

  3. Gaytits on November 8th, 2010 11:40 pm

    Gotta catch 'em all, my friends.

  4. Ash_Ketchum on November 8th, 2010 11:41 pm

    I hope you guys know your z-scores!

    Let's see you learn that, Gary!

  5. spplmj on November 8th, 2010 11:46 pm

    Damn it im trying to use calculus to determine how to graph the percentile of Joey's rattata but alas the percentile of his rattata defies logic and mathematics.

    Only a deity as great as the Tetris god could have forged this graph… or Nick Soapdish although i think that's just the Tetris god's user name


  6. AuraMaster on November 8th, 2010 11:49 pm

    And yet I can still kick his ass. It's a Pokemon battle, not a math quiz.

  7. Hejiru on November 8th, 2010 11:58 pm

    I like Rattatas! They're comfy and easy to wear!

    No, wait, that's not right…

  8. Ataeru on November 9th, 2010 12:24 am

    Shawn posting a pic from the comments? http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/08/top-fucking-perc
    thats… a first.

  9. Spartan_Laser on November 9th, 2010 12:27 am

    I think I've deduced why Joey's Rattata is top percentage:

    you know how he ALWAYS says Rattata on the phone, even AFTER it has evolved? yeah, Raticate are top percentage Rattata!

    this theory seems solid, if I do say so myself

  10. KamikazeGible on November 9th, 2010 12:37 am

    I wish MY Rattata were top percentile, all the ones I find are level 2…

  11. Neentendow on November 9th, 2010 12:38 am

    Remember when the comments were about reviewing the picture?
    Yeah, me neither.

  12. MasterLuigi452 on November 9th, 2010 1:20 am

    Joey: My Rattata is SOOO cool man!
    Me: Fuck this… *Dynamic Punch*

  13. DM1293 on November 9th, 2010 1:39 am

    His rattata is so cool, it can do CSI jokes AT WILL.

  14. Kirby_Emprer on November 9th, 2010 2:11 am

    Oh shit, were dead.

  15. AuraMaster on November 9th, 2010 2:51 am

    If anyone says they can beat it, I shall respond with "Who the HELL do you think he is?"

  16. KZN02 on November 9th, 2010 3:09 am

    I heard it has perfect IVs, or something.

  17. SeniorOot on November 9th, 2010 4:42 am

    Joey's Rattata is in the top percentile.

    Gary Oak's is THE top Rattata.

  18. dope92 on November 9th, 2010 4:45 am

    i swear to god that this is a repost.

  19. Nick Soapdish on November 9th, 2010 4:56 am

    I was going to go on about how Shawn totally didn't give me credit for this, and then I checked. I didn't even e-mail this to him or post it on my DeviantArt.
    All the stuff I create and send him and you post one of my creations that I only did for a comment. Argh! the ironies!

    but *ahem* I actually totally made this so if you could credit me just so I could feel special that'd be super cool.

  20. General_Asshat on November 9th, 2010 8:16 am

    http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/08/top-fucking-perc… LOOK AT THE HIGHEST RATED COMMENT.


  21. Axel_X on November 9th, 2010 8:21 am

    That's putting a new spin on FEAR…

  22. Dimomarg on November 9th, 2010 8:23 am

    I don't usually fight level <10's, but when I do, I prefer Dos Rattatas

  23. Leo E. on November 9th, 2010 9:50 am

    It's teeth have experienced more than the entire body of a hundred regular Rattata.

    He's a Normal-type, not a Fighting-type. But he's also a Fighting-type, so don't get any ideas.

  24. Leo E. on November 9th, 2010 12:04 pm

    Anyone from 4chan here yet? Or did they just give up on that?

  25. BoxeyBrown on November 9th, 2010 1:06 pm

    Yes, talking about his rattata is worth valuable training time.

  26. TehVortex on November 9th, 2010 7:19 pm

    Rattata is so top percentile, it doesn't take Protein, PROTEIN TAKES IT!

  27. nahnah390 on November 9th, 2010 7:37 pm

    ummm… they aren't kidding. someone hacked the game to check his stats and his IV's and EV's were really good. seriuosly this isn't a joke.

  28. Reclaimer077 on November 12th, 2010 12:57 am

    It's really stolen from GARY FUCKIN OAK.

  29. shroobot3000 on February 13th, 2011 2:18 pm

    fuck rattata my lvl 100 team of 6 is WAY better

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