It may be possible he’s just getting Alzheimer’s at this point.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 28, 2010 · 5:07 PM 
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Advice Meme, Failure, Nintendo, Pokémon

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100 Responses to “WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN?”

  1. General_Asshat on October 28th, 2010 5:10 pm

    Hurrah. Something of mine finally gets posted.

  2. dragoryu3000 on October 28th, 2010 5:19 pm

    It's so sad. He can't even remember he has a granddaughter.

  3. MorningMoon on October 28th, 2010 5:21 pm

    In Oak's defense, do YOU know the name of your three neighbors? or your own MOTHER?

  4. Jade Catima on October 28th, 2010 5:23 pm

    inb4 Shitballz

  5. goonicus on October 28th, 2010 5:24 pm

    To be fair, Gary did have a sister. Though, she was a woman, so I suppose he only had one relative in town that MATTERED

  6. Sir_Nox on October 28th, 2010 5:26 pm

    Gary: Gramps, it's me Gary, remember?
    Oak: Huh? Who're you, kid? Oh! You must be here to start your pokemon journey!
    Gary: B-but Gramps, it's me Gary, your grandso-
    Oak: Hey, Is your mother single?
    Gary: But she's you daugh-
    Oak: Then do I have a job for you!

  7. daleth1234 on October 28th, 2010 5:33 pm

    *types in douchenozzle* oh I'm so clever.

  8. Leo E. on October 28th, 2010 5:35 pm

    That's right, I remember! His name is Green!
    …Green, go keep Red busy while I sleep with his mother.

  9. Spartan_Laser on October 28th, 2010 5:37 pm

    Well, even as a baby, gary oak didn't hang around long enough to let people learn his name

    And also, Gary has a sister, so he's not Oak's only relative
    she's the one who "grooms" pokemon…

  10. Spartan_Laser on October 28th, 2010 5:38 pm

    I did. I saw the first post, and was like
    "where's the effin comic???"
    good on you sir, +1

  11. LegomancerLv100 on October 28th, 2010 5:42 pm

    No wonder he needs two 10 year-olds to go find every Pokémon out there… "Pika-what? Come again? Are you a boy or a girl?!"

  12. Mentlegen on October 28th, 2010 5:43 pm

    Protein --> 9800 Pokémon Dollars.
    Lemonade --> 350 Pokémon Dollars.

    Trolling Gary Motherfu**ing Oak: Priceless.

  13. coltsman88 on October 28th, 2010 5:47 pm

    Gary Mother Fucking Oak. Obviously his grandpa has no taste in music. Or was with Ash's mom when that song became popular. Either Way

  14. DM1293 on October 28th, 2010 5:49 pm

    Same joke. Different lolz.

  15. AuraMaster on October 28th, 2010 6:02 pm

    Fuck with time.

    Rename your nemesis.

  16. greenxboy on October 28th, 2010 6:09 pm

    it name is a**hole

  17. Roflcopter419 on October 28th, 2010 6:35 pm

    Now that I think about it, why does Oak have an empty pokedex? Isn't he supposed to be the specialist on pokemon?

  18. coltsman88 on October 28th, 2010 6:50 pm

    Although this made me chuckle, after a little consideration I realized that Gary is not the only person related to Oak, but in fact Gary's sister is in the game too.

    I believe this is what you would call an *OBJECTION!*

  19. Missinko009 on October 28th, 2010 6:56 pm

    but…but…we're IN AMERICA!!!

  20. Missinko009 on October 28th, 2010 6:58 pm

    How does…who now?

  21. dapaperboy on October 28th, 2010 6:58 pm

    The most interesting Professor in the world:
    I don't always bang your mother,
    but when I do, I make sure it's Super Effective.
    There's a time and place for everything, friends.

  22. BoxeyBrown on October 28th, 2010 7:25 pm

    His name is Douchbag, remember Mr. Oak?

  23. GuessWho666 on October 28th, 2010 7:27 pm

    Damn we are really getting old you guys. Well good bye friends if this is whats funny now I'm going to go home and kill myself.
    (And no the world would be a better place without you jokes)

  24. OrionX on October 28th, 2010 7:28 pm

    "Who? My grandson? He beat the Elite Four?
    Oh, that's gonna make me come as fast as I can."
    "But a second ago, you didn't know who he was."
    "I know. >:D"

  25. XPengooX64 on October 28th, 2010 7:42 pm

    He can remember the names, locations, and stats of 649 Pokemon across 5 countries, but he can't remember the name of his own grandson, who happens to live next door.


  26. Jade Catima on October 28th, 2010 8:46 pm

    Looks like Pikachu is suffering from some Angry Kirby Syndrome.

  27. Axel_X on October 28th, 2010 9:14 pm

    C'mon Oak! Elm is more absent minded than you are and he can remember more people in his town than you can!

  28. Ataeru on October 28th, 2010 10:22 pm

    +1 Pokemon Yellow is my first game I owned and played it religiously for years. Oh it brings back memories seeing that cover ^^

  29. A_Creative_Name on October 29th, 2010 1:24 am

    That reminds me! rel="nofollow">

  30. A_Creative_Name on October 29th, 2010 1:26 am

    Diagnosis: You suck.

  31. Spartan_Laser on October 29th, 2010 1:42 am

    no, I'm quite sure your name is douche…

  32. AquaLink on October 29th, 2010 2:08 am

    didn't Gary have a sister in that town? pretty sure she's related to Oak too

  33. ThatOneDude on October 29th, 2010 6:29 am

    Shitballz? My grandson's name is shitballz?

  34. Vlauer on October 29th, 2010 8:50 am

    At least Oak remembers, which gender his grandson is.

  35. Fearow on October 29th, 2010 1:03 pm

    Last I checked, Green/Blue's sister lived in Pallet town also.

  36. TehVortex on October 29th, 2010 1:53 pm

    He's busy naming and re-naming and shooting his aides out of cannons to remember family members.

  37. Nitsuaeno on October 29th, 2010 7:06 pm

    Me: It's Shitballs.
    Oak:Are you sure?
    Shitballs:Wait! your gonna trust this guy other than your own grandson?
    Oak:Well… ya he will be more successful than you and someday stay on top of a mountain for 3 years and be the strongest trainer anyone will ever face.
    Oak:OK stop being a baby here have the pokemon that has the type advantage to his pokemon.

  38. AuraMaster on October 31st, 2010 4:51 am



    I'm surprised at you, Doctor.

  39. Geowgie on December 11th, 2010 4:02 am

    Has anyone noticed the problem with this??? your rival isn't the only family he has there seen as your rival says that he is going to get a town map from his sister

  40. pokecsm on January 4th, 2011 3:57 am

    Well actually Prof. Oaks grand-daughter also lives in pallet, she gives you the town map.

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