Seriously kid what are you stupid?! There are level 2 ratatta out there that will murder you and everyone you love!
By Andru

Blog Widget by LinkWithin

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 21, 2010 · 6:58 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (287 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Advice Meme, Nintendo, Paranoia, Pokémon, Tips & Tricks

· Leave a comment (140 Comments)



  1. Missinko009 on October 21st, 2010 7:05 pm

    It's also dangerous to take advice from old professors…

  2. Sir_Nox on October 21st, 2010 7:11 pm

    B-but these pokemon are really weak, I could probably just-
    But I can see the other town from here…Its right up the road-
    This is bullshit, Oak! What do you want me to do then?!
    Oak: Go and find every pokemon in the world for my research, here, have one!
    So, you're telling me that I'm incapable of simply kicking or bitch-smacking a pidgey or rattata…but a creature who only comes up to my knee and knows Pound is perfectly okay?
    Oak: Hey, is your Mother still single?

  3. OrionX on October 21st, 2010 7:12 pm

    Watch me catch a Pikachu at the outskirts of your town.

    Travel the world and never encounter another one. Ever.

  4. DarthShadow91 on October 21st, 2010 7:21 pm

    Oak is right, you know! Those aren't just any Rattata, they're in the top percentage of all Rattata!

  5. BoxeyBrown on October 21st, 2010 7:23 pm

    ok, Oak, the "dangerous pokemon" out there are level 2 rattata and level 3 pidgeys. I think i can just kick them or throw a rock if I really need to!

  6. A_Creative_Name on October 21st, 2010 7:28 pm

    Oh come on, it's just gra- OH DEAR GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!

  7. Neentendow on October 21st, 2010 7:29 pm

    Ever notice how we see more Courage Professors than Courage Kratoses and yet we don't hate Courage Professors?

  8. A_Creative_Name on October 21st, 2010 7:45 pm

    Don't you mean:

  9. NoChorus on October 21st, 2010 7:45 pm

    Hey! Step away from that meme!

    Don't you know it's dangerous to post the same macro over and over on a regular basis?

  10. Spartan_Laser on October 21st, 2010 7:48 pm

    Not only are there wild pokemon, there are also gators out there!!! http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=6

  11. Badonk on October 21st, 2010 7:59 pm

    It it wrong that Shawn's comment is around 20x funnier then the pic?

  12. Crazysam10 on October 21st, 2010 8:06 pm

    First you want me to leave my hometown to catch all the Pokémon in the world, now you don't want me to go 15 feet away from my house?

    Screw this, I'm gonna go stand on a mountain away from all this.

  13. Gamage on October 21st, 2010 8:08 pm

    On the topic, why does your chances of getting away successfully depend on how strong your pokemon is? I don't think I can run faster just because my pokemons sp. attack is 78.

  14. CoconutHead64 on October 21st, 2010 8:20 pm

    DID YOU KNOW????? That if you put on mom's old beat up shoes you magically ARE ABLE TO RUN?
    And that was Prof. OAKs fun fact of the day

  15. Ataeru on October 21st, 2010 8:41 pm

    You should not be joking about that comment Shawn. Final Fantasy 11 has troubles with those bunnies, they kill noobs for breakfast.

  16. demospyro on October 21st, 2010 8:48 pm


  17. Spartan_Laser on October 21st, 2010 8:55 pm

    I Just saw this now and thought "d'oh!"
    but i guess thats the solution to the problem in mine!

  18. vatonnage on October 21st, 2010 8:58 pm

    There was a time and place for that, but not right now.

  19. demospyro on October 21st, 2010 8:58 pm

    She's TEN you sick fuck!

  20. Matterisgood on October 21st, 2010 9:07 pm

    Come out twice in my life to keep you from going into grass, and to insult my grandson.

    Stay in the lab for the rest of my life.

  21. Alpar on October 21st, 2010 9:20 pm

    …..*Ramparados closeup tear*

  22. Alpar on October 21st, 2010 9:22 pm

    …If CD-i Ganon doesn't reply to this comment, I'm going to assume he's dead.

  23. Alpar on October 21st, 2010 9:25 pm
  24. DM1293 on October 21st, 2010 9:33 pm

    Not problems like "What is Pidgey?" Cause that would fall under the purviews of your conundrums of Pokedex hunting. I solve practical problems. For instance…"…How am I going to stop some big mean purple haunter from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?" The answer…use cut. And if that don't work…use MORE cut.

  25. werewolfsfury on October 21st, 2010 9:44 pm

    I think he means in pokemon yellow dude

  26. NoChorus on October 21st, 2010 10:26 pm

    *Insert link to TVTropes' Funny Aneurysm Moment article here*

  27. A_Creative_Name on October 21st, 2010 11:20 pm


    I always have at least two balls on me!

  28. Acrazymonke on October 21st, 2010 11:44 pm

    It's dangerous to go alone. Take this firebreathing lizard!

  29. Gamage on October 22nd, 2010 12:10 am

    It always comes back to fire emblem with you, doesn't it?

  30. Dimomarg on October 22nd, 2010 6:29 am

    Slavery makes everything

  31. Leo E. on October 22nd, 2010 7:43 am

    BLUE used CUT!

  32. Missinko009 on October 22nd, 2010 8:16 am

    +1 for Family Guy reference.

  33. Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2010 8:23 am

    It's amazing how the Oak motivational isn't old yet.

  34. Caelun_Niveus on October 22nd, 2010 9:52 am

    Well I have FATE!

    (F)ocus sash
    Quick (A)ttack

  35. Hejiru on October 22nd, 2010 10:57 am
  36. Frankenstrat247 on October 22nd, 2010 9:04 pm

    I use a mower. And if that don't work…I use more mower.

  37. Missinko009 on October 22nd, 2010 10:07 pm

    Be afraid, be VERY afraid…

    Coming July 2012!!! "When Rattatas ATTACK!!!"

  38. Missinko009 on October 23rd, 2010 3:25 am

    It's waist-high for Joey and his top-percentile Rattata. Man, those look like some comfy shorts…

  39. Anonymous_Anon on October 25th, 2010 5:42 am

    Don't go in too the long grass!! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow"> … <-watch 1st rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow"> … <-2nd

  40. coltsman88 on October 28th, 2010 6:04 pm

    Oak: There is a time and a place —
    Wolf: Can't let you do that

    And on a completely different thought… If walking through the grass is dangerous, why not just climb up those ledges… I mean, if you can just jump off them without hurting yourself then climbing them shouldn't be too hard…

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!