Red-Flare‘s Falcon Punch… it’ll put hair on your chest! Well not hair per se. More like feathers. FLAMING FEATHERS. Of awesomeness? Lets just say it may or may not turn you into a bird. THAT’S ON FIRE.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2010 · 12:09 AM 
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Artistic, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Strike A Pose, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats

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50 Responses to “FALCON PUNCH”

  1. Shawn Handyside on October 8th, 2010 1:44 am

    Huh that was weird. Ok comments fixed now!

  2. MasterLuigi452 on October 8th, 2010 12:46 am
  3. KamikazeGible on October 8th, 2010 1:49 am

    Another literal Falcon Punch submission. I think the jokes are nearly worn down now… Watch me get proven dead wrong.

  4. Linkman15 on October 8th, 2010 1:50 am


  5. Flamerider on October 8th, 2010 2:06 am

    May or may not turn me into a bird eh?
    Pass me one of those QUICK!

  6. Annonith on October 8th, 2010 2:26 am

    There is a typo. See if you can find it.

  7. Badonk on October 8th, 2010 2:35 am

    Ah redflare, you never stop amazing me with these awesome things!

    She did some kind of Church of falcon thing a while ago.. need to find it >.<

  8. DrRickRollins on October 8th, 2010 2:51 am

    how fast you say?
    400 PUNCHES per second

  9. Euphitonuim on October 8th, 2010 3:45 am

    It's got enough energy and electrolytes to BLOW YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF!!

  10. MoG on October 8th, 2010 7:10 am

    Falcon Punch!
    Now in Strawberry!

  11. Shatman on October 8th, 2010 7:55 am

    The hair doesn't go to your chest, IT GOES TO YOUR FINGERNAAAAAAAILS.

  12. LinkyBS on October 8th, 2010 8:18 am

    FFF I accidentally hit thumbs down D: I can't undo it either!

  13. Tael on October 8th, 2010 8:27 am

    This is impossible, no bottle can contain a falcon punch! Unless it's hand crafted by Wolf from pure Australium…

  14. Miles on October 8th, 2010 8:58 am

    Side effects may occur if your not awesome enough such as:
    Head exploding
    May or may not become a flaming bird
    Males may become pregnant
    Women may have a surprise abortion(even if not pregnant to begin with)
    Your gender may change.
    Your Species may change(which will only be a success if you become a Falcon)

  15. MrRaccoon on October 8th, 2010 9:15 am

    When god gives you Falcon punches you SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RECEIVE THEM WITH GLEE!

  16. MrRaccoon on October 8th, 2010 9:21 am

    They will punch as fast as FALCON
    They'll get a fight with FALCON
    They'll lose against FALCON
    They'll be confused with FALCON and get deported back to MUTE CITY!

  17. Coodoo on October 8th, 2010 10:33 am

    Haaa, alright Shawn, if you want, we'll give you another shot at that description.

  18. Axel_X on October 8th, 2010 11:42 am
  19. Zyquux on October 8th, 2010 12:23 pm
  20. CJ47 on October 8th, 2010 12:31 pm


  21. Dimomarg on October 8th, 2010 3:58 pm

    And just when you think you have absorbed the full power of a falcon punch, you are finished off by a falcon kick.

  22. Sir_Nox on October 8th, 2010 7:46 pm

    Falcon Punch has enough power to destroy the sun…But then it gets to cold, so it makes ANOTHER sun! FALCON PUNCH POWERRRRRRRRRR!

  23. shadow649 on October 8th, 2010 8:55 pm

    So when does the blue flavor come out?

  24. Spartan_Laser on October 12th, 2010 5:31 pm

    the first time you drink it, would the flava have a little KICK to it…

  25. squirtle189 on October 16th, 2010 6:33 am

    This was posted on my birthday ^_^ the almighty falcon looks over me

  26. TheJake867 on December 15th, 2010 6:42 pm

    it should say HYES!!! not YES!!!
    wrong comic is wrong!!!!

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