No zombie’s gonna break my stride! No zombie’s gonna slow me down! Oh no!
I gotta keep on movin’!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 5, 2010 · 6:33 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (336 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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Animated, Capcom, Dead Rising, Moving Violations, PC, Playstation, Weird, Xbox 360, Zombies

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93 Responses to “ZOMBIES SEE ME ROLLIN’”

  1. Flamerider on October 5th, 2010 6:35 pm

    WHY do they let you do this?
    It's not just to tricicyle bit, that's fine, three wheels are better than two.
    It's just doing it in your underwares?

  2. Grammar Nazi Ghost on October 5th, 2010 6:38 pm

    Zombies see me rolling
    They hating
    Stumbling they trying to catch me and eat my brains
    Trying to catch me and eat my brains
    Trying to catch me and eat my brains
    Trying to catch me and eat my brains
    Trying to catch me and eat my brains
    My tricycle's so strong
    It crushes them
    They hoping that they gonna catch me and eat my brains
    Trying to catch me and eat my brains
    Trying to catch me and eat my brains
    Trying to catch me and eat my brains
    Trying to catch me and eat my brains

  3. Fearow on October 5th, 2010 6:44 pm

    Cannot unsee. Scrubbing your eyes with bleach, it does nothing!

  4. KamikazeGible on October 5th, 2010 6:46 pm

    So I guess for this submission it'd be +1's on tricycles?

  5. Potatotube on October 5th, 2010 6:46 pm

    Wanna play a Game?…. oh wait…

  6. Mentlegen on October 5th, 2010 6:49 pm

    Katey: Run over all poo-head zombies.

    *reloads a water gun*

    That's my daddys's 'ficial instructions.

  7. GameboyPATH on October 5th, 2010 7:08 pm

    Also appropriate:

    Things that bother you, never bother me
    I feel happy and fine, A-HA!
    Living in the sunlight,
    loving in the moonlight
    Having a wonderful time!
    Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot
    Coffee's only a dime
    Living in the sunlight,
    loving in the moonlight,
    having a wonderful time!

  8. Cypher on October 5th, 2010 7:16 pm

    Take down the zombie apocalypse in STYLE!

    Edit: (Insert 69 e-peen announcement to make self feel cooler)

  9. MrNaleIt on October 5th, 2010 7:18 pm

    Notice how he goes into a CLOTHING store…

  10. Nick Soapdish on October 5th, 2010 7:22 pm

    It's obvious he's too white and nerdy.

  11. BurnoutSpartan on October 5th, 2010 7:34 pm

    Sure its funny in a video game, but do it in a real mall and they say your "mentally unwell" and sent to the looney bin.

  12. xstationcubed on October 5th, 2010 7:47 pm

    normally something along these lines wouldn't be amusing, but the delivery here was just freaking perfect.

  13. Spartan_Laser on October 5th, 2010 8:24 pm

    cop: "sir, aren't you a little old for a tricycle (let alone underdressed)"
    you: "uh….uh… *Run cop over with tricycle*"

  14. XPengooX64 on October 5th, 2010 8:36 pm

    He's a three-wheeled zombie killin' machine! :D

  15. Rocker23220 on October 5th, 2010 9:05 pm

    And now for something completely different:

    How the HELL did Pokemon Chat Roulette skyrocket to the top of the Highest Rated list???


  16. Alpar on October 5th, 2010 9:09 pm


    I mean…


  17. Mr Plen on October 5th, 2010 9:16 pm

    Haters gonna hate.
    Or eat your brains, I don't think zombies know how to hate.
    They only know how to eat.
    They're like that one obese guy you see at McDonald's all the time.

  18. balmonte on October 5th, 2010 9:43 pm

    See, everyone said the T.A.N.K. would be overpowered, now look what happened!
    (neglecting the fact that it's a bicycle with training wheels)

  19. Axel_X on October 5th, 2010 9:45 pm

    And I just saw this earlier today on a different site…small web isn't it?

    You aren't nearly a man until you ride to the clothes store in your boxers with hearts, sunglasses and boots…on a tricycle…with TRAINING WHEELS. It's 'ficial information.

    In other news: Woo! 69 e-peen and in less than three weeks. Gentlemen, I tip my helmet to you in thanks (because I don't have a top hat).

  20. Shawn Handyside on October 5th, 2010 10:17 pm

    You are technically correct. The BEST KIND of correct!

  21. Coodoo on October 5th, 2010 10:34 pm

    My costume:
    Blanka mask
    Hawaiian shirt

    Haters gonna hate.

  22. Sr_Pantalones on October 5th, 2010 10:37 pm

    Hmm yes… but can he do that with no HANDLEBARS?

  23. DM1293 on October 5th, 2010 11:41 pm

    I'd love to just come here and see a post that doesn't make me go "The fuck" this week. Is that so much to ask Halolz? I LIKE MY SANITY.

  24. MasterLuigi452 on October 5th, 2010 11:56 pm

    Excuse me.
    Coming through.
    Excuse me.
    Freedom bike
    *Hey! You are trying to kill us!*

  25. Tael on October 6th, 2010 3:27 am

    Yo dawg, we heard you like guns so we put a tricycle in ur dead ri -- wait…

  26. Dimomarg on October 6th, 2010 6:00 am

    They touch me rollin'
    they dyin'

  27. FrEEz on October 6th, 2010 6:21 am

    The white boxers with hearts on them made this even more hilarious.

  28. Odd Troll on October 6th, 2010 5:12 pm

    zombiez gonna hate

  29. tstriker1 on October 8th, 2010 8:33 am

    The zombies must be dumbfounded by the amount of acid, heroin, and roofies this guy musta taken…….

  30. ThatOneDude on October 8th, 2010 4:19 pm

    Fuck the police.

  31. Water on September 13th, 2016 12:05 pm

    hahaha.. nice gif..

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