You can’t argue with the results. Those sexy, SEXY results!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 5, 2010 · 9:13 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (249 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
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Chillaxin', Fashion Faux Pas, PC, Playstation, Science/Math, Secret Items, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software, Weird, Xbox 360

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  1. Miles on October 5th, 2010 9:23 am

    So that's how Heavy got his Elvis hair!

  2. Miles on October 5th, 2010 9:24 am

    Umm, you forgot to mention cloaking watches and car battery shields. and gloves.

  3. Leo E. on October 5th, 2010 9:25 am

    I heartily object. There are 50 slots there. Four have Jarate, and four have Sandviches. That means there were only 42 smelted weapons!!!

  4. spikkle on October 5th, 2010 9:36 am

    Sorry, you're denouncing logic on Halolz?

  5. spikkle on October 5th, 2010 9:37 am

    What happens when Crafting System gets its peelz.

  6. ZegenRuki on October 5th, 2010 9:41 am

    Funny, I tried the same thing and lost hair. Luckily, I used a fake beard to make a pile of hats to cover it.

  7. FlareKitsu on October 5th, 2010 9:49 am

    Sorry, but you have to pay Blizz….er… Valve to get these items.

  8. Dimomarg on October 5th, 2010 10:04 am

    tried it. all I got was a… brain… sucking slug.

  9. AuraMaster on October 5th, 2010 11:11 am

    That is one sexy mother--
    Random women: SHUT YO MOUTH!
    AM: I'm only talkin' 'bout Demoman!
    RW: Then we can dig it.

  10. Flamerider on October 5th, 2010 11:37 am

    It also makes a brilliant Hat Dissolver.
    But by then, the helmet hair doesn't matter.

  11. daleth1234 on October 5th, 2010 11:38 am

    OBJECTION!!!!!! that's better.

  12. Vlauer on October 5th, 2010 11:48 am

    So, a bunch of metal made of piss, sandviches, energy drinks, fishes, some milk from mad cows, shield made out of a friggin crocodile, and some chocolate were used to craft a hat-stealing hat? GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  13. killercartoons on October 5th, 2010 12:30 pm

    Doug what are you doing here?

  14. Link4all on October 5th, 2010 1:00 pm

    You could say crafting is a growing trend.

  15. Annonith on October 5th, 2010 1:31 pm
  16. Axel_X on October 5th, 2010 2:11 pm

    Enjoy it while you can Demoman. Heavy's gonna find out about those missing Sandviches eventually.

    Oh god! Is that Sasha?!

  17. TheAceOfSkulls on October 5th, 2010 2:42 pm

    There's a new crafting element in TF2? Does this mean my dreams are finally coming true?! I can finally make… a cane?

    …Ok, why are some of you looking at me like that. Not everything about me is zombies you know (though I wonder if I could create a hollowed cane that would be a stealthy way to deliver the zombie serum to nearby passerbys. Must make note of this for later).

  18. Alpar on October 5th, 2010 3:28 pm

    Logic? In a TF2 Halolz submission?

  19. FoxyMayo on October 5th, 2010 4:06 pm

    I took a wooden bat and combined it with some iron bars to make a fish.

    I took a jar of urine and combined it with an axe wrapped in barbed wire to make an even bigger axe that dates back to the Middle Ages.

    And I took seventy-three jars of piss, three chocolate bars, eight odd healing tubes, two cursed swords, fifty double barrel shotguns, seven sandwiches, and a bottle of milk to make a death ray capable of nuking Badwater Basin. And it dispenses doves.

  20. MrRaccoon on October 5th, 2010 4:45 pm

    You could say the demo knows what is a BOOM on sales

  21. KamikazeGible on October 5th, 2010 6:18 pm

    Look at your demoman, then back at mine…

  22. spikkle on October 5th, 2010 7:08 pm

    Reading this while listening to Pursuit is just about the most nerdgasmic experience I've ever encountered on the internets. Thank you, you two, for your services to humanity.

  23. shazbot32 on October 5th, 2010 9:53 pm

    THATS all i need to get hair?
    my basement stash shall finaaly come in handy!

  24. Frankenstrat247 on October 6th, 2010 1:44 am

    the jarate is the active ingredient, but you have to let it age into vintage jarate, when it really makes the hair stand on end.

  25. Gamegeneral on November 22nd, 2010 2:38 pm

    Huh…I don't think the math adds up there.
    Assuming he manages to craft everything without anything left out,
    that's 25 scrap.
    25 scrap makes eight reclaimed (With one scrap left out)
    and Eight reclaimed leaves two refined and two reclaimed.
    So he needs at least TWO more craftable items to make that hat.

  26. AManWithACloak on May 12th, 2011 10:54 pm

    *has not even had that many weapons yet*

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