The Most Interesting Pyro In The World

Not even The Most Interesting Man In The World has the gentlemanly demeanor of the Pyro!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 17, 2010 · 8:58 AM 
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84 Responses to “The Most Interesting Pyro In The World”

  1. MrRaccoon on August 17th, 2010 9:03 am

    Stay crispy, my friends

  2. darthshadow on August 17th, 2010 9:06 am

    Jolly good, mate.

  3. Fireman9000 on August 17th, 2010 9:22 am

    The pyro, assumed many things and none of the assumed answered, But one thing we know for sure is, Pyro is the highest, fanciest, and gentlemenest class in team fortess 2.

  4. LeoTheProdigy on August 17th, 2010 9:25 am

    That Pyro is a Spy! Think about it… since when could you understand what the Pyro was saying?!

  5. LeoTheProdigy on August 17th, 2010 9:28 am

    In the enemy base, he is allowed to touch the intelligence.

  6. Alpar on August 17th, 2010 9:52 am


    I don't get it.

  7. By-Tor on August 17th, 2010 9:59 am

    If he set you on fire, you'd have to resist the urge to thank him.
    Aliens have a hat dedicated to him.
    He speaks Hurd durrh huur durh in Russian.
    He is the most interesting class in Dustbowl.

  8. codemaster525 on August 17th, 2010 10:16 am

    His blood smells like gasoline

  9. MrNaleIt on August 17th, 2010 11:21 am

    I have just one question… Where's Pyro's HAT?!?!?!?!?

  10. Darth54killer on August 17th, 2010 11:46 am

    The Native Pyro's thank you for their help. +1… HI FIVWE!

  11. CapnRegi on August 17th, 2010 12:25 pm

    People hang on his every words, even the mumbles.

  12. MrPlen on August 17th, 2010 12:33 pm

    The Most Interesting Class in TF2 on Sentries:

    Huddah Huddah Huh.

  13. Kirby_Emprer on August 17th, 2010 3:23 pm

    … wait a minute >:O pyro spoke, he shouldve said "mmmph mmmph mmhp, ah dhrnc dhosh ahhigushuh." or something like that…I think or maybe everyone here just thinks im completely retarded :D

  14. DM1293 on August 17th, 2010 8:48 pm

    I don't normally use guns…

    But when I do, I prefer fuego pistola.

    Stay toasty my friends.

  15. Marzen on August 17th, 2010 9:02 pm

    Now one must make one for the Soldier. I'd totally make that my avatar until the end of the Highlander Tourney!

  16. ROFL_BOT on August 17th, 2010 11:47 pm

    Yea, my friend and i got rly bored o we made this… I'm thinkin about making a few more of em with each class, so if ya'll have any suggestions i'd appreciate it…

  17. KamikazeGible on August 18th, 2010 12:43 am

    Pyro once had an awkward moment just to see what they were like.
    Unfortunately, this didn't last long, seeing as a spy got to him before he could finish his awkward moment…

  18. M4DD4WG on August 18th, 2010 1:20 am

    It costs Four Hundred Thousand Dollars to talk to this Pyro for Twelve seconds.

  19. DM1293 on August 18th, 2010 2:27 am

    Good lord, I just realized something.

    We just turned the Pyro into a level of manliness that just begins to rival Captain Falcon.

  20. Pinky Teh Ghost on August 18th, 2010 12:13 pm

    Glad someone could translate the usual "MMMMFFMMMFFFFFFMMMMMFFFF!!!!"

  21. spaghettiweegee on August 18th, 2010 2:44 pm

    His business card simply says, "Mmmmph hudda hudda"
    He can speak pyro… In english.
    Half of his fandom is convinced he's a woman.
    He is the most interesting class in TF2.

  22. Miles on August 18th, 2010 3:29 pm

    He is the very model of a gentlemanly Pyro.

  23. sUm GuY w/ Pi on August 23rd, 2010 2:22 pm

    I axed that question a long time ago…

  24. CapnMacMillan on September 11th, 2010 12:36 am

    The asbestos in his suit gets cancer from him.

    He needs no weapon, for he sets others on fire with his burning passion… literally.

    He had sex with the Scout's mother before the Spy. She was his first…and his third.

    He IS the world's most interesting pyro.

  25. AManWithACloak on May 12th, 2011 7:43 pm

    If only I had a degreaser…

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